Austin Kearns

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• Austin Kearns looks very tan. -- Danny V.
• he is 34. You would think he was 40+. -- Michael Rathburn
• Awesome, enjoy. Hope you like the three chapters on Austin Kearns. -- Zack Meisel
• SD Kearns' single wins it for the Nationals: SD Kearns' single wins it for the Nationals 7/26/09: Austin Kearns hits a s... -- ♫
• i miss Austin Kearns. -- Robert Lane
• 28 days ! Austin Kearns view -- Jillian Knox
• fucking Austin Kearns lol -- Branson
• he quit baseball after killing Austin Kearns when they ran into eachother. -- harpergordek
• Austin Kearns on the walking dead now? -- Dan Ballinger
• ... lead. stormed back with four runs in the bottom of the eighth inning on home runs by rightfielder Austin Kearns and ... (4 of 9) -- Steven Sharp
• Austin Kearns sighting -- Greg
• Mcallister is gonna mow them down because just karma coming back after the yanks dealt him for Austin Kearns -- Kevin Jourdain
• 5 years ago today; John Sterling home run call for Yankees' Outfielder, Austin Kearns, "Austin Powers a home run!" -- BarryPiatoff
• Austin Kearns drafted two slots in front of CC? Lol -- Monte the Color Man
• To all the Tribe fans who rag on ZMac...he was obtained for Austin Kearns.....good trade... -- Lou Klimchock
• Zach Mcallister was drafted by the yanks and i believe traded for austin kearns... Fun fact -- Oliver Queen
• Don't remind me about Austin Kearns lol -- j
• The Yankees traded Zach McAllister for AUSTIN KEARNS -- Taylor Fleet
• You could put up Austin Kearns right now and I would be worried. Any ex-Yankee does well against the Yankees. -- Neil Keefe
• The other start, at the tail end of it all? The guy who, I think, the Yankees traded to get Austin Kearns. (Or was it Wood?) -- Kramerica Industries
• Kinda sat behind Austin Kearns at church this morning. No big deal. -- Connor Belcher
• Remember 2004 when they fell apart over the course of weeks. Remember Prior struck out 18 and lost at wrigley. Austin Kearns. That was worse -- Torque Penderloin
• LT: and Austin Kearns, if you re into that sort of thing. -- Citizens of Natstown
• Honestly that early 00's Reds outfield of Ken Griffey Jr., Austin Kearns, and Adam Dunn made me fall in love with baseball -- Grant Noffsinger
• Reds Caravan will visit Fayette Mall Jan. 30 (4:30-7 pm). Billy Hamilton, Zack Cozart, Jeff Brantley, Jim Kelch, Austin Kearns will be there -- Mark Story
• AUSTIN KEARNS. He was the bridge too far. He was the one who finally showed us all that the Yankees were drunk with wealth and power. -- Craig Calcaterra
• Austin Kearns! Near concussion catch -- miss placed
• New UK baseball staff: Doug Flynn, Mac Whitaker, Austin Kearns. -- Todd Probus
• As the Internet's last Austin Kearns and Danny Espinosa defender, that FanGraphs piece fills me with joy. -- InternetContrarian
• They're showing an old Dodgers-Nats game on TV here. Austin Kearns just singled to center but was erased on a Jesus Flores double play. -- Mark Zuckerman
• Eugenio Suarez is without a doubt my favorite Redleg since Austin Kearns -- Timmy Jons
• Love these throwbacks, man. Shoutout Jason Larue, Aaron Boone and Austin Kearns. -- Devin O'Barr
• Ever get two athletes mixed up for no real reason? I do the same with Adam LaRoche and Austin Kearns. -- Andy Wolf
• 2016 Jay Bruce = 2010 Austin Kearns. -- Jake Elman
• Ægishjálmr!!!!!Newest member of the 200 Club: Austin Kearns!!!!! -- Max Lee Current II
• I'm pretty sure I was the last man standing on both the Danny Espinosa and Austin Kearns bandwagons. -- Internet Contrarian
• Also mentioned Marty Brennamen telling Griffey he'll be here when he's gone, Dusty Baker, Adam Dunn, Austin Kearns, Jim Edmonds and Cowboy. -- Doug Gray
• OU starter Jake Irvin's night is done. Lefty Austin Kearns on to face Tancas, Nelson, and Banuelos in T8. -- Luke Ramirez
• JR Austin Kearns in the mound for OU -- James Hale
• Ramsey's day done. Pitched 1.2 innings, allowed 1 hit, 1 BB, 2 Ks, 24 pitches. bringing in Austin Kearns. -- John McKelvey
• S/O to super fan Austin Kearns for joining the girls vball circuit today! Whenever we start the boys team you're my pick. -- Dan Peterson
• Austin Kearns on the mound for in T8. -- Carson Williams
• Can't believe he is here in Bedford Indiana! His son is playing. Very cool. -- Rusty Shepperd
• I miss Austin Kearns -- Jessica Dill
• Austin Kearns just stole second base. -- Cub Style
• Pete has a worse OPS as a Red than Dmitri Young, Sean Casey, Reggie Sanders, Austin Kearns, Lee May, and Hal Morris -- redstalk69
• Brandon Dixon home run (x3)!!! He is the first Louisville player since Austin Kearns on July 5, 2005 to hit three home runs in a game. -- Louisville Bats
• Hey this is the austin kearns ratio, yes. -- Bill
• Austin Kearns make a 3-pointer form the left wing, and Montana's lead is cut to 65-62 with 27 seconds left. -- Frank Gogola
• Y'all remember Austin Kearns? -- Jonathan Schoop Appreciator

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