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Ted Kluszewski cut the sleeves off his jersey because his forearms were too big to fit through comfortably
Ross has more WARP than, to name a few, Lee May, Mookie Wilson, Ryan Howard, and Ted Kluszewski.
Ted Kluszewski's AVERAGE season from 1953-56: .315/.383/.585, 43 HR, 116 RBI, 62 BB, 35 K
Joey Votto passes Ted Kluszewski for most games played by a Reds 1st baseman in franchise history (1,255)
Yandy Diaz should just Ted Kluszewski the hell out of his uni sleeves.