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People Say:

"The part I really don't understand is if you're looking for self-help, why would you read a book written by somebody else?" (George Carlin)
There is no present. There is only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin
Atheism is a non-prophet organization. ~ George Carlin