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People Say:

You know your life is terrible when oasis comes on in the morning.
My hairdresser was telling me how her husband is an obsessive Oasis fan and it rips her knitting! Sounds like someone I know
Only thing I'm ever going to be remembered for is killing myself
Good real estate agent, is like an oasis of comfort whose tenants would run towards his arm even when his hand are empty
Oasis also released Wonderwall 20 years ago today, but Oasis are not Pulp, so I care not for this....