Jordan Maron

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• How old is Jordan Maron tho -- Maria Carreno
• Jordan maron, more like jordan moron haha take the L sparklez -- fras
• *Jordan Maron does not appreciate this comment, on behalf of the pizza community* -- Abominable Æsir
• Jordan Maron? More like Jordan MORON -- spooky_simm0ns
• Bro it just hit me that Captain Sparkles is Jordan Maron. Who knew Minecraft nerds liked cars. -- Phou 🏁
• Guys jordan maron if u know who he is you know who is, if u dont ur a local -- Clem w/ 2 legs 🖤 |Nessa|
• Yo why is jordan maron actually a cutie am i gonna stan -- kenzie
• whats your friend code jordan maron -- Minecraft Steve 4 Smash
• Mr Captain Jordan Maron Sparklez it would be an honor to wear creeper aww man on a shirt -- joey saw shark tale 264x
• "either love me or kick me off." - Jordan maron, waktu dan tempat dipersilakan -- 3/5 star rating person
• I m sparklezsexual. i am attracted to jordan maron and women ONLY -- 𝘀𝗼𝗽𝗵
• I love we re confusing jordan maron with how popular revenge has gotten all the sudden -- kylie ‎✪
• Well I think Jordan Maron owes our friend a recomment -- satomi 💕
• 11. My main ones are Jensen Ackles and Jordan Maron. -- blue ♡s yancy ; 20 ; 86
• Lrt yes i m actually Jordan Maron and i have fooled you all -- kurwa font i comic sans •
• Jordan maron really is a himbo -- 🏳️‍🌈addie🏳️‍⚧️ ⚔ POKEMON SWORD! 🛡
• Anyway, i love jordan maron so fucking much. -- blue ♡s dean winchester ;
• Don't forget that jordan maron has a flamethrower and is not afraid to use it -- 𝒋𝒆𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒆 🎄
• Anyway, good morning to jordan maron only -- blue ♡;
• If jordan maron punched me in the face I d say thank you -- mariana ✰
• Hello hi. it's my daily "i love jordan maron" comment -- blue♡ // 137
• [Jordan] Maron Music is kicking up a storm in EDM tracks again! -- MultigrainCrisp
• I JUST SAW A JORDAN MARON COSPLAY ON TIKTOK -- Uri! (^.^)
• It's missing jordan maron hours -- blue♡ // 127
• I. Love. How. Jordan. Maron. Talks. It. Is. So. Cute. -- a l e x
• Jordan Maron (captain sparklez) is literally the most sweet and sincere YouTuber on this earth and he deserves the world -- clayre valentine
• Goodnight to mr jordan maron only -- blue♡ // ia
• Okay but anyway, i love jordan maron so much, and i am so grateful for him for allowing me to smile, even at my breaking points. -- blue♡ // 61
• Damn when jordan maron is posting about politics you know its serious -- cassie 💙
• Jordan maron. send comment -- Aiden is tired
• Goodnight to mr. jordan maron only -- blue 🐷💤
• He is a god and a true king that started a masterpiece Send comment. -- 🔆𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐄🔆
• JORDAN MARON, I WILL STOMP ALL THE WAY TO BEVERLY HILLS JUST TO GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST HUG -- Caitlin // 19 // gay weeb
• With every video i watch, i only have more and more conviction that jordan maron (captainsparklez) is a capricorn rising -- trina 🌿
• Also sorry for talking abt mcyt lol i m just annoyed this happened again,, anyway stan jordan maron, unproblematic king for over a decade -- 𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆 ✧･ﾟ
• Anyways stan jordan maron for clear skin -- daph/toby
• Jordan maron i dont care about minecraft anymore all i care about is ur cars and...other things -- monster sloth boy🦥 🎃
• THIS OS SO POG BRO JORDAN MARON I LOVE U -n -- ava🥳 | natasha🌞
• How am i supposed to sit here knowing that jordan maron exists. -- nini
• 2 jordan maron <3 this lgbtq+ for jordan maron! LETS GOO -- geeb #captain11mil
• Forgot to mention we need someone who can narrate captainsparklez/jordan maron. -- AmitTMB
• Happy Birthday Captain 'Jordan Maron' Sparklez! -- Matt
• Good morning to mr birthday boy jordan maron only -- bubble
• I am now 18 and jordan maron still has my entire heart -- ♡ sam ( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡)˚๐*˟ ♡
• Can we talk ab jordan maron captainsparklez -- lex⁷︎ loves ese !!
• YOOOOO CaptainSparklez finally being combined with Jordan Maron on Ao3! Nice lmao finally -- Birb luvs birbs 🌸🌷

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