Jonas Valanciunas

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• Every time I see Jonas Valanciunas, I think that guy is just here to steal our vibranium. -- honey butter biscuit
• He is on FIREEE IN MEMPHIS -- ali ❗️
• He is having a playoff moment. You love to see it. -- Mark Giannotto
• Jonas Valanciunas has been called for three REALLY suspect fouls in this first half. -- Rusty Ellis
• Based on the numbers, Jonas Valanciunas was one of the most under used fantasy players after being traded to Memphis -- Hunter Jumper
• No Jonas Valanciunas on the bench during warmups, not sure why but he is out there today -- Mark King
• So I had the pleasure of waiting on Jonas Valanciunas tonight at work & let me just tell you something his wife is SMOKING HOT!!!! -- Amanda Aitken
• He is T-3 in the NBA in FT %. He s shooting 95.7% from the line this year and has started all 14 games for the Grizz -- BookieMelo
• Raptors really aren t giving Jonas Valanciunas a championship ring -- El Jefe Ju
• Seeing Jonas Valanciunas in a Vancouver Grizzlies jersey is pretty cool. -- David Bernardi
• Radical offensive strategy from the Lakers so far this game: Find Jonas Valanciunas, then try to make him move and defend. -- Joseph Gill
• Jonas Valanciunas has been a problem for Wendell and Lauri all night. Dude is just massive -- Tony Gill
• Jonas Valanciunas will play tonight. Kyle Anderson is out -- Omari Sankofa II
• Memphis C Jonas Valanciunas (illness) is out Monday -- freeplays
• He is OUT for the game vs. Pacers. (illness) -- Clay Bailey
• Jonas Valanciunas sit out I didn't play you. Thanks for being an asshole lol -- ®KyngMuff©
• I'm really gonna lose my fantasy matchup because Jonas Valanciunas decided to play like Prime Shaq this week.. -- Howard Szn
• Is Jonas Valanciunas actually Travis Kelce? -- Caleb West
• Then like two minutes later talked about Jonas Valanciunas and Meyers are both two "very physical players" -- TS% Eliot
• He is the ultimate heat killer -- Chris PT
• Is Jonas Valanciunas available? -- All NBA
• Kevin Ray is NOT a Jonas Valanciunas fan. -- Denholm Melrose
• He is getting penetrated deeper than unlike anything I ever seen before by Frank Fucking Kaminsky. -- Kevin Bings
• He is a menace on the glass. -- Kristian Winfield
• The fact that he is only 27 amazes me every time. -- Shlomo Sprung
• Jonas Valanciunas and Tyus Jones have very quietly been incredible centers and backup point guards this year -- David Dennis
• Jonas Valanciunas Is A Walking Double Double -- Lil' Nunny 😈
• He is a demigod -- Jacob Ritchie
• 0-for-11 til that Jonas Valanciunas tip-in. Brutal start finally ends and JV s on pace for another 20-rebound game with 8 so far. -- Evan Barnes
• Jonas Valanciunas has been really aggressive on defense and the boards since Marquese Chriss tried him lmfao -- kyle lowry is the best pg
• I hope all the talk this morning on ESPN is how Jonas Valanciunas had a 22pts 20reb night on the Lakers -- Elijah DeHoyos
• 22 and 20 for Jonas Valan i nas? .. Maaaan that shit is unacceptable. Period. -- Herbo ➐
• He is watching Succession on HBO, while practicing social distancing. -- nba hiatus activities
• 5 16 Bsmokey Rose ... Jonas Valanciunas -- manuke cup 〘運営〙
• LeBron James vs. Jonas Valanciunas -- ✋🏼🛑 𝙂𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩 𝙀𝙧𝙖✌🏼🏆
• The Bucks are sending Kris Middleton and Robin Lopez to Memphis in exchange for Jonas Valanciunas and Buddy Hield -- Shams2K
• -Name! -Niggas After Me. -Surname! -Of course. -Occupation. -Russian. Jonas Valan i nas level jokes. -- Karolis Jachimavičius
• Jaylen Brown and Jarrett Allen or Caris Levert and Jonas Valanciunas? -- WAVY CREATURE .
• Cavs are trading Kevin Love for Jonas Valanciunas -- Sim League Shams
• Rank them: Kendrick Nunn, Alec Burke, Tim Hardaway Jr., Carmelo Anthony, Harrison Barnes, Jonas Valanciunas -- Wanna Talk Hoops 🔥
• Here's mine Favorite:Jonas Valanciunas Least Favorite:Lebron James -- 🍼Baby Granlund🍼
• Jonas Valanciunas don t get enough credit for how good he is!!! -- Kendrick Perkins
• He is an underrated player. -- Dennis Santos
• My heart breaks a bit for Jonas Valanciunas as he was so close to making the playoffs, keep your head up Big Fella -- Ricky Mundorff
• Average 2P made by Lithuanian center Jonas Valanciunas in EuroLeague in 2010-11 season was 3.07 -- BasketballBot
• Plus they have lineup versatility wit jonas valanciunas able to start at five and jjj able to play the four when you play bigger teams -- bow
• I swear, people get so freaking weird about Jonas Valanciunas -- Lukefrom2011
• Aron Baynes is Big 8 Jonas Valanciunas -- åwebster84
• Being jonas valanciunas must hurt. -- Bill
• Memphis is dealing Jonas Valanciunas to the Dallas Mavericks for a massive haul. -- Alien Wojnarowski (Mock)

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