Joakim Noah

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American, Basketball (Famous from NBA Chicago Bulls.)
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Joakim Noah is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Bae he is playing tonight --
  • 3 star rating Imagine being a fan of a team that gave Joakim Noah a 72 million dollar contract. --
  • 4 star rating D.Rose is tough. He s a warrior.Teammate Joakim Noah --
  • 4 star rating My little brother just said, "Is that Joakim Noah or Russell Brand?" --
  • 3 star rating Joakim Noah halloween costume ordered. Bulls Cavs opener at the UC is going to be amazing. --
  • 3 star rating I just had to ask my coworker if he is a big deal and apparently that was not okay. --
  • 5 star rating Joakim noah is Hella over hyped. 12pts and 10reb a game is good. But not worthy of all star status. Those are tristan Thompson numbers --
  • 5 star rating Is that Joakim Noah? --
  • 5 star rating Grown man really compared Joakim Noah to Tiago Splitter with stats and y'all are irate over such stupidity. I just AI over Tyronn Lue it.. --
  • 5 star rating He is special. --
  • 3 star rating It s great defense by the Cavs if he is shooting fall away hook shots. --
  • 1 star rating Joakim Noah not knowing what the Daily Beast is in the Men in Blazers Night of 1000 Stars might be the best part of the show. --
  • 5 star rating Oh my god why is Joakim Noah ranked 21? --
  • 3 star rating So I just want to thank Jay-Z and Joakim Noah for coming out to Thompson this morning --
  • 5 star rating JOAKIM NOAH'S HAIR IS BUT THEN ALSO --
  • 5 star rating And now the Lions are next?! *Joakim Noah Face* Cheering for the Jets & Rams on top of bein a Boys fan is beyond stressful. My team's ENOUGH --
  • 5 star rating I think Joakim noah is a little overrated --
  • 5 star rating Oh he is slipping down my list. --
  • 1 star rating Harold's Catering, Common Brought out Kanye, Joakim Noah was chillin with the people. Aahh Fest is the move next year --
  • 1 star rating I don't know shit about donovan really but I do know he sorry at basketball & got a shot like Joakim Noah --
  • 1 star rating probably because they call us stupid when their level of stupidity is as big as shaq & joakim Noah together. Eww --
  • 3 star rating He is ALL over the place. Offensive rebounds and assists have the Bulls back on top. --
  • 5 star rating Joakim Noah gets fined 15,000 for pushing Pierce? So... why? I thought that should have just been double technicals and let it die. --
  • 5 star rating He is the most hated NBA player no doubt --
  • 3 star rating I'm so fucking mad paul pierce got fined when dark lord Joakim Noah was the obvious instigator --
  • 3 star rating Dam pau gasol went to the Bulls aint even know so dey got joakim noah and pau gasol 2 good centers --
  • 2 star rating When people ask what the coolest thing about me is, I tell them that I live in the same city as Joakim Noah. --
  • 5 star rating He is such garbage. --
  • 5 star rating He is not a like able guy whatsoever --
  • 5 star rating Paul Pierce is fined $50 grand by the nba for an altercation w/ Joakim Noah. 4 Wizards players suspended for leaving bench during that time. --
  • 1 star rating Joakim Noah and Paul Pierce fined $15K for "exchanging shoves" and poking in the forehead lol the NBA is so soft --
  • 5 star rating Paul Pierce really doinked joakim noah --
  • 1 star rating What was Paul Pierce thinking poking Joakim Noah in the head? I know I'm late to this but seriously!? Head poke!? --
  • 5 star rating Basketball sucks but joakim noah is a dawg --
  • 4 star rating D.Rose is tough. He s a warrior.Teammate Joakim Noah --
  • 3 star rating Who is dopa? No ones dopa. Killing like the joka. Blockin yo hot shit like Joakim Noah. --
  • 1 star rating Ya know what that head case problem child Boogie has NOT done? Got in a FIGHT on the court. Joakim Noah? No so much. --
  • 3 star rating So Joakim Noah got fined for getting doinked in the eyes like the 3 stooges? --
  • 5 star rating He is already back to his shenanigans. --
  • 3 star rating Joakim Noah getting suspended for the first game of the year is a beautiful thing --
  • 3 star rating The season hasn't officially started yet and joakim Noah is already fined 15k smh --
  • 3 star rating I'm early on this BUT... I hope someone in the NBA clocks Joakim Noah so hard this year. --
  • 4 star rating JOAKIM NOAH FINED 15K FOR PUSHING PAUL PIERCE. really ? --
  • 4 star rating The $15k fine on joakim noah is bullshit. it's a preseason game. --
  • 4 star rating How do you fine Joakim Noah and not pierce what type of shit is that --
  • 1 star rating Most Bulls fans say he is the best center in the league but have no other reason to back that up besides saying he has "heart" --
  • 1 star rating Just had someone tell me he is the type of player you draft late first round & that outcome for Nerlens would be a fail. --
  • 4 star rating Joakim Noah said what's up to me yesterday so that's cool --
  • 4 star rating Pauly P. poking Joakim Noah in the forehead is priceless --
  • 4 star rating Paul Pierce is hood he mugged tf outta Joakim Noah ahaha --

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