Never be ashamed of having a crush on Joakim Noah I'm a crusher
American, Basketball (Famous from NBA Chicago Bulls.)
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Joakim Noah is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He has dark brown hair. Scroll down and check out his athletic body, short and/or medium dark brown hairstyles & haircuts.
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Why People Have A Crush On Joakim Noah
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Bae he is playing tonight -- Saury Portilla
- Imagine being a fan of a team that gave Joakim Noah a 72 million dollar contract. -- Jordan
- D.Rose is tough. He s a warrior.Teammate Joakim Noah -- BullsLegacy
- My little brother just said, "Is that Joakim Noah or Russell Brand?" -- Marissa
- Joakim Noah halloween costume ordered. Bulls Cavs opener at the UC is going to be amazing. -- jfluck
- I just had to ask my coworker if he is a big deal and apparently that was not okay. -- Joe Gigante
- Joakim noah is Hella over hyped. 12pts and 10reb a game is good. But not worthy of all star status. Those are tristan Thompson numbers -- Ewers, King of Naps
- Is that Joakim Noah? -- Osama Hag
- Grown man really compared Joakim Noah to Tiago Splitter with stats and y'all are irate over such stupidity. I just AI over Tyronn Lue it.. -- Francis J. Underwood
- He is special. -- chicago boy
- It s great defense by the Cavs if he is shooting fall away hook shots. -- Sarabi
- Joakim Noah not knowing what the Daily Beast is in the Men in Blazers Night of 1000 Stars might be the best part of the show. -- Josué
- Oh my god why is Joakim Noah ranked 21? -- bbyjay
- So I just want to thank Jay-Z and Joakim Noah for coming out to Thompson this morning -- Gavin Hicks
- JOAKIM NOAH'S HAIR IS BUT THEN ALSO -- L△UREN
- And now the Lions are next?! *Joakim Noah Face* Cheering for the Jets & Rams on top of bein a Boys fan is beyond stressful. My team's ENOUGH -- Pett Favre
- I think Joakim noah is a little overrated -- YoungThug
- Oh he is slipping down my list. -- Raymond Hando
- Harold's Catering, Common Brought out Kanye, Joakim Noah was chillin with the people. Aahh Fest is the move next year -- White Homie Ron
- I don't know shit about donovan really but I do know he sorry at basketball & got a shot like Joakim Noah -- King John ™ 〽️
- probably because they call us stupid when their level of stupidity is as big as shaq & joakim Noah together. Eww -- WelcomeBackFrankie ✨
- He is ALL over the place. Offensive rebounds and assists have the Bulls back on top. -- Chicago Bulls
- Joakim Noah gets fined 15,000 for pushing Pierce? So... why? I thought that should have just been double technicals and let it die. -- Hunter Johnson
- Dillon brooks is my least favorite player ever. I didn t think anyone would ever take the crown from Joakim Noah. -- Austin
- I'm so fucking mad paul pierce got fined when dark lord Joakim Noah was the obvious instigator -- donkey kong suh
- Dam pau gasol went to the Bulls aint even know so dey got joakim noah and pau gasol 2 good centers -- December 13
- When people ask what the coolest thing about me is, I tell them that I live in the same city as Joakim Noah. -- Colin Wright
- He is such garbage. -- Jacob Brown
- He is not a like able guy whatsoever -- Sir Studly
- Paul Pierce is fined $50 grand by the nba for an altercation w/ Joakim Noah. 4 Wizards players suspended for leaving bench during that time. -- ♣Celtics' Next Era ♣
- Joakim Noah and Paul Pierce fined $15K for "exchanging shoves" and poking in the forehead lol the NBA is so soft -- Blade Onofre
- Paul Pierce really doinked joakim noah -- lil Aaron
- What was Paul Pierce thinking poking Joakim Noah in the head? I know I'm late to this but seriously!? Head poke!? -- J. Chan
- Basketball sucks but joakim noah is a dawg -- Wooderson
- D.Rose is tough. He s a warrior.Teammate Joakim Noah -- MiamiHeat Mix
- Who is dopa? No ones dopa. Killing like the joka. Blockin yo hot shit like Joakim Noah. -- SethRichardHinkle3rd
- Ya know what that head case problem child Boogie has NOT done? Got in a FIGHT on the court. Joakim Noah? No so much. -- Nancy Daley
- So Joakim Noah got fined for getting doinked in the eyes like the 3 stooges? -- A Dewalt Tools User
- He is already back to his shenanigans. -- Onika Maraj
- Joakim Noah getting suspended for the first game of the year is a beautiful thing -- Matt Camp
- The season hasn't officially started yet and joakim Noah is already fined 15k smh -- YeYe
- I'm early on this BUT... I hope someone in the NBA clocks Joakim Noah so hard this year. -- Nate Pettepier
- JOAKIM NOAH FINED 15K FOR PUSHING PAUL PIERCE. really ? -- alexx ❁
- The $15k fine on joakim noah is bullshit. it's a preseason game. -- sol ❁ baby
- How do you fine Joakim Noah and not pierce what type of shit is that -- Darius Chappell Jr.
- Most Bulls fans say he is the best center in the league but have no other reason to back that up besides saying he has "heart" -- PeyGOAT Manning
- Just had someone tell me he is the type of player you draft late first round & that outcome for Nerlens would be a fail. -- Will Negron
- Joakim Noah said what's up to me yesterday so that's cool -- Adam Costello
- Pauly P. poking Joakim Noah in the forehead is priceless -- Val
- Paul Pierce is hood he mugged tf outta Joakim Noah ahaha -- Jonah D
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