Dave Attell

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• I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on. -Dave Attell 0 -- Be Motivated
• Dave Attell should bring back his Insomniac show. It's been off air for 10 years now so there's a whole new night life generation. -- Joseph Cullen
• Thinking about spooky Halloween art. But all that keeps popping in my head is Dave Attell's Jaegermeister ads. -- Wee Ottato
• Dave was so great last night (& on Saturday!) I can no longer refer to him with disdain as that "dick joke guy". -- Adrienne
• Funny man Dave is in town tomorrow night at Tarrytown Muisic hall for a show go check him out. We'll talk to Dave right around 8:15. -- 107.1 The Peak
• He is like God but with actual powers. -- Trustedgynecologist
• He is about as entertaining as Woody Allen. -- knVx The J.R.K.
• I was on a date with an attractive model. It wasn t really a date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed. ~Dave Attell -- George Whitemaker
• Dave Attell's HBO half-hour is so fucking funny -- Graham Rodgers
• When you want to see a guy with a homeless mans beard and smells like, cigarettes he is your man. -- Michael DiFede
• Watching the Insomniac Tour with Dave for the hundredth time. Greg Giraldo is a legend, if you don't agree, you're wrong. -- Eugene Torres
• I'm sorry Dave *Attell.* He's not famous enough for spellcheck. Which is a shame really. -- ECRKelly
• This is a chicken or the egg thing. Do skinheads take their fashion tips from Dave Attell or did Dave Attell birth all the skinheads? -- PeterMurrayPhoto
• One time I told Dave Attell he was really funny in line at JFK and he said "thank you very much." (Really) -- not durnk
• Go see Dave Attell! Hysterical, so funny. -- Brad the Bard
• This Dave late show is so engaging that I'm on comment right now. -- Ian MacIntyre
• On occasion I say "I'm never going to another comedy show ever again!" Then I see he is coming to town and I reconsider. -- Eva
• Holy SHIT GUYS DAVE ATTELL IS IN TOWN! <3 <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3 -- Lauren Lauren
• Dave Attell on stage is Colin Quinn on comment. -- David Smith
• Dave Attell was awesome and I am so offended. -- The Worst Jeremy
• Sometimes I really miss Insomniac with Dave -- Joe Gilgour
• Anytime Dave is in town, I HAVE to go see him. An all-time favorite. Nobody makes me laugh harder!! -- Christian Hernandez
• Was at a roof party and randomly joked with some dude and we ended up talking about how great a comedian is. Dave Attell = legend. -- Dan Wiberg
• I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on. -Dave Attell ^ -- North Jakarta Agents
• The rumor is dave attell is coming to the parlor on melrose... -- Skippy Simon
• He is one of the funniest guys out there. -- Jared England
• So I guess Dave Attell quit comedy and just writes obituaries now? Comedy Central should just bring back Insomniac already! -- Bryan Kremkau
• Omg why is Dave Attell wearing sunglasses on top of a baseball hat in his profile pic on here -- Livia Scott
• Every guy has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat-Dave Attell -- Vespbar Virgins
• My brain finally drew the logical connection between blake butler and dave attell so i think my work is done here -- grm
• He is the hardest working hobo. -- Jorell
• In other news when is dave coming to Wilkes-Barre PA I need to see him live he kicks ass -- Benny Berrafato
• He is as cool a cat in person as you'd hope he'd be. -- Sean McGowan
• Dave Attell: "Drinking Jägermeister is like riding a two-person bicycle with no one in the front seat." -- Steve C.
• - is that Dave Attell or the Jewish dude from Homeland? -- Adam Kerr
• TIL people think he is funny. -- Landead VanBuSpook
• so thrilled you booked in Phoenix ! Looking forward to a new show. Thanks Dave Attell -- deborah abrams
• TIL people think he is funny. -- Landon VanBuskirk
• So does Dave Attell look like Fidel Castro now, or what? -- WeareallPamPoovey
• Dave you what I want, what I really, really want. -- 34inXXIII
• Dave Attell and H Jon Benjamin could almost be the same person until they talk. Then it's very obvious one is H Jon Benjamin -- Cream Puff Swan
• If you think dave attell is funny you're probably a terrible person -- firecracker
• Yo dave attell is in royal oak tonight seriously considering going -- budweiser papi
• It sucks that I just found out one of my all time favorite comedians Dave is performing a sold out show tonight, one mile away. -- Cosmonaut Brad
• Saw Dave Attell tonight. Guy is a first ballot hall of famer in the world of comedy. -- jake von erich
• "Ahh the wind is just right for dick jokes." -Dave Attell -- Fingerpistolcomedy
• I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival. Dave Attell -- NeNe
• Dave Attell's Insomniac Show is keeping me company tonight. Got like 19 of those bitches saved on Tivo from like 2007. -- Lil' Miss Dandy
• Listen to Dave right now and he is killing me. He needs to come to town. -- Randy Islas
• Is it true that no one is really dead until Dave Attell posts it to Facebook? -- Jack Gillies

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