Dave Attell

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Dave Attell
American, Comic (Famous from Insomniac with Dave Attell, Dave's Old porn)
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Dave Attell is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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  • 5 star rating I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on. -Dave Attell 0 --
  • 5 star rating Dave Attell should bring back his Insomniac show. It's been off air for 10 years now so there's a whole new night life generation. --
  • 1 star rating Thinking about spooky Halloween art. But all that keeps popping in my head is Dave Attell's Jaegermeister ads. --
  • 1 star rating Dave was so great last night (& on Saturday!) I can no longer refer to him with disdain as that "dick joke guy". --
  • 5 star rating Funny man Dave is in town tomorrow night at Tarrytown Muisic hall for a show go check him out. We'll talk to Dave right around 8:15. --
  • 5 star rating He is like God but with actual powers. --
  • 5 star rating He is about as entertaining as Woody Allen. --
  • 5 star rating I was on a date with an attractive model. It wasn t really a date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed. ~Dave Attell --
  • 5 star rating Dave Attell's HBO half-hour is so fucking funny --
  • 3 star rating When you want to see a guy with a homeless mans beard and smells like, cigarettes he is your man. --
  • 1 star rating Watching the Insomniac Tour with Dave for the hundredth time. Greg Giraldo is a legend, if you don't agree, you're wrong. --
  • 3 star rating I'm sorry Dave *Attell.* He's not famous enough for spellcheck. Which is a shame really. --
  • 5 star rating This is a chicken or the egg thing. Do skinheads take their fashion tips from Dave Attell or did Dave Attell birth all the skinheads? --
  • 2 star rating One time I told Dave Attell he was really funny in line at JFK and he said "thank you very much." (Really) --
  • 5 star rating Go see Dave Attell! Hysterical, so funny. --
  • 4 star rating This Dave late show is so engaging that I'm on comment right now. --
  • 1 star rating On occasion I say "I'm never going to another comedy show ever again!" Then I see he is coming to town and I reconsider. --
  • 3 star rating Holy SHIT GUYS DAVE ATTELL IS IN TOWN! <3 <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 <3 --
  • 5 star rating Dave Attell on stage is Colin Quinn on comment. --
  • 5 star rating Dave Attell was awesome and I am so offended. --
  • 5 star rating Sometimes I really miss Insomniac with Dave --
  • 3 star rating Anytime Dave is in town, I HAVE to go see him. An all-time favorite. Nobody makes me laugh harder!! --
  • 5 star rating Was at a roof party and randomly joked with some dude and we ended up talking about how great a comedian is. Dave Attell = legend. --
  • 5 star rating I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on. -Dave Attell ^ --
  • 4 star rating The rumor is dave attell is coming to the parlor on melrose... --
  • 5 star rating He is one of the funniest guys out there. --
  • 1 star rating So I guess Dave Attell quit comedy and just writes obituaries now? Comedy Central should just bring back Insomniac already! --
  • 3 star rating Omg why is Dave Attell wearing sunglasses on top of a baseball hat in his profile pic on here --
  • 5 star rating Every guy has had a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Here's mine: Jessica, hold your sister Ashlee so I can kick her in the throat-Dave Attell --
  • 1 star rating My brain finally drew the logical connection between blake butler and dave attell so i think my work is done here --
  • 5 star rating He is the hardest working hobo. --
  • 3 star rating In other news when is dave coming to Wilkes-Barre PA I need to see him live he kicks ass --
  • 4 star rating He is as cool a cat in person as you'd hope he'd be. --
  • 2 star rating Dave Attell: "Drinking J├Ągermeister is like riding a two-person bicycle with no one in the front seat." --
  • 4 star rating - is that Dave Attell or the Jewish dude from Homeland? --
  • 5 star rating TIL people think he is funny. --
  • 3 star rating so thrilled you booked in Phoenix ! Looking forward to a new show. Thanks Dave Attell --
  • 5 star rating TIL people think he is funny. --
  • 4 star rating So does Dave Attell look like Fidel Castro now, or what? --
  • 4 star rating Dave you what I want, what I really, really want. --
  • 1 star rating Dave Attell and H Jon Benjamin could almost be the same person until they talk. Then it's very obvious one is H Jon Benjamin --
  • 4 star rating If you think dave attell is funny you're probably a terrible person --
  • 4 star rating Yo dave attell is in royal oak tonight seriously considering going --
  • 1 star rating It sucks that I just found out one of my all time favorite comedians Dave is performing a sold out show tonight, one mile away. --
  • 3 star rating Saw Dave Attell tonight. Guy is a first ballot hall of famer in the world of comedy. --
  • 4 star rating "Ahh the wind is just right for dick jokes." -Dave Attell --
  • 5 star rating I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival. Dave Attell --
  • 1 star rating Dave Attell's Insomniac Show is keeping me company tonight. Got like 19 of those bitches saved on Tivo from like 2007. --
  • 3 star rating Listen to Dave right now and he is killing me. He needs to come to town. --
  • 3 star rating Is it true that no one is really dead until Dave Attell posts it to Facebook? --

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