herb alpert (2013-4)

People Say:

He is cool.
Herb Alpert was so freaking hot back in the day.
This Guy's In Love With You by he is in Rose and Thistle, Reading.
I have the Little Spanish Flea stuck in my head. For actual fucks sake. Really. *shakes fist at Herb Alpert*
The problem with 18 year olds is they don't know who the fuck herb alpert is