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David Essex shirtless bikini

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The Only Way Is David Essex
Reminds me of Rosa the Clairvoyant in David Essex's uniquely terrible funfair musical: 'Haven't you learned? The Wall of Death - is CURSED!'
This German cca has no chance of being learnt if David essex's hold me close doesn't get out of my head soon
Uber facts: the popular song 'Hi Ho Silver Lining' is actually about the inside of the suit worn by David Essex when he sang 'Rock On' on TV
On tenterhooks as to how BBC4's canal trip is going to end. Fade to black? Pan round to reveal the captain? A song by David Essex?