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People Say:

I need Juan Uribe to take my Calc final so he can clutch up like he did in game 4 of the 2013 NLDS
Bro the Mets need klutch Johnson and big dick Juan uribe to turn this shit around tbh
Oh I forgot the heavyweight fight on HBO.. Fake he is fighting tonight
So I made the deal for a $39 Kimbrel last night. Traded Meadows, Almora and Quinn for Kimbrel, Brett Anderson, Juan Uribe and Stephenson.
I really think Yandy Diaz is the Opening Day 3rd Basemen. Kid rakes. Not worried about defense, had Juan Uribe there for 3 months last year.