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People Say:

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. Fred Allen
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans. ~Fred Allen
"Television is a medium because anything well done is rare." ~Fred Allen
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen no
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. -Fred Allen