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'When Chewbacca dies, will he get pinned on a card in a Wookiee museum?' - my wife, going for the Arthur Askey/ crossover audience
The world's first emoji was invented by Arthur Askey.
Why weren't Attlee and Churchill interviewed by Arthur Askey? Why? BECAUSE THEY WERE SERIOUS FUCKING POLITICIANS. That's why.
Apart from Arthur Askey and Flight of the Bumblebee can anyone think of any bee related songs?....it s for a radio programme idea....
Phobics, due to an Arthur-Askey rendition: "you shouldn't be avving it orff, you shouldn't be avving it orff"...