I have a crush on Tom Schwartz and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Tom Schwartz

Actor, Model (Famous from Vanderpump Rules)

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Rhamier came up with an acronym for tom schwartz (a la season 3) PIF - pussy in flip flops -- jillian
I miss Tom Schwartz -- lrivv⚡
Oh no! Is Tom Schwartz losing that puppy fresh look? -- AnesthesiaCG
He is dumb for applying at this damn job -- #JusticeForGlitter
The meme of drunk tom schwartz is old. It s almost 2019. -- chelsea larson
The only good thing about Mondays now is the fact that I get to see tom schwartz -- haley 🍒
I really hope you can see my drunk ass running around LA pride screaming about Tom Schwartz in the new ep of Vanderpump tonight -- Eileen
He is so heart eyes -- kaci

I m finally ready to go public about my crush on tom schwartz -- Cucci
He is me af trying to find balance through half tequila shots -- amb
Tom Schwartz s hair in the confessional is a tornado-ass mess... -- Rahsaan Henderson ♎️
Tom Schwartz s math skills are....something. They are something. That is all. -- Melis...
Whoa! Did Tom Schwartz just tell James he's not a phenomenal drinker? Really?! Coming from him that's rich. -- Rhonda Lynch
Tom schwartz math on shots is like calculus -- Ally S
I m confused with Tom Schwartz s math lmao isn t six half shots the same amount as 3 full shots..? -- Allie Sanders
He is what I hope my future husband looks like. -- Tiαnα❁
I might have the smallest little, silliest crush on Tom Schwartz lmao he's just so cute to me -- Bran
Does Tom Schwartz really not know what the trash can in a woman's bathroom is for? -- Tardy To The Party
He is the hotter and smarter Tom. Debate me -- wintergreen!!!
He is the biggest pussy who ever lived. -- Mansplainer
Tom Schwartz having a panic attack and leaving 30 minutes into his first shift at Pump is my aesthetic -- Liz
Going to LA next weekend so I can take an annual pic at the cha cha lounge booth and then going to TomTom so I can find Tom Schwartz -- gosia
Tom schwartz only making it 25 minutes into the shift at pump is exactly my energy going into 2019 -- stassi stan account
Tom schwartz is bae -- E Dagger

Omfg that wig he is wearing has me in stitches rn -- Jehan
Im so attracted to Tom schwartz... why -- 0:~)
He is 1000% the least deserving of the opportunity be an owner of LVP's business. *Any* of the women deserve it more. -- Susieq
Fury fans, u lot were chatting shit about AJ s opponents, can u tell me why the lineal HW champion is fighting tom schwartz? -- Aya bi ekun *new account*
Unpopular opinion: tom schwartz is useless and is only cute -- Lizzie
The bromance between Tom Sandoval and Tom Schwartz still makes me so happy -- Mj
Tom Schwartz pouring his drink on Katie s head is american history -- ◯
It's so embarrassing having a full fledged crush on Tom Schwartz (of Tom Tom in WeHo) but here we are. -- Chelsea G.
How old is Tom Schwartz?. He acts like a 12 year old boy. Who doesn t know about their bank account -- Joanne Dunne
He is 36 and has BABY skin -- terry dubrow’s onion rings
He is a 10 year old in a grown mans body -- AtHomeInFrisco
Is it just me or has Tom Schwartz gotten really attractive? -- india.
Woohoo is Tom Schwartz actually going to stand up to his nasty wife? -- No Filter 🇨🇦
He is such an idiot I can't even... -- NastyPeaceAWork
He is the king of all ! -- ZeroSixBravo
He is soooo adorable lmao I just love him -- Bran Na'chelle
Literally Tom Schwartz and Katie make my heart so happy. -- xtina
Tom Schwartz really likes to throw drinks on girls -- QUEEFBURGLAR69
Scheana striking Tom Schwartz out in softball is the start of the next wave of feminism -- karl xcx
Tom Schwartz next restaurant is gonna be specializing in Skillets . -- Katie
He is a national treasure. I hope he s always on our TVs. -- Chad Sproles
He is my king -- Clayton
Tom schwartz is my fav human ever -- k
Pauly D and Vinny walked so Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval could run -- hannah
He is just so god damn lovable -- Ellie Delany
Tbh, tom schwartz is worse but gets the dumb human edit and gets away with it -- stan of cleves