Satyr

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Norwegian musician
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Satyr is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He has black hair. Scroll down and check out his short and/or medium black hairstyles & haircuts.

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating Time satyr play: the prowl after so as to oddity sunscreen that whole show: RzX --
  • 1 star rating 4. He's often erroneously depicted as a red skinned satyr like being, which hits a lot of erotic buttons for me --
  • 2 star rating We caught a satyr sympathizer. He didn't even know they were seriously messing with the Nightmare now. --
  • 3 star rating Why doesn't myth have a griffin pet or other pets from mythology, and satyr is from Greek mythology --
  • 5 star rating Percy was so adamant on getting annabeth's name. like 'fuck you, grover. give me her fucking name. or i'll be having grilled satyr.' --
  • 3 star rating I miss being a kid. Because it means there's still a possibility for my satyr to come. --
  • 3 star rating I really wish I could draw Humanoids. Maybe then I could actually work on my satyr... --
  • 4 star rating We def need satyr at more of our dances, idgaf how expensive he is --
  • 3 star rating The best way to catch a satyr is to lure him with a coupon to Panpipes Superstore. --
  • 1 star rating Today is homecominggg!! I hope to see you all there!!! Did i mention we got Satyr?! going to be the best night in wonderland! --
  • 3 star rating For thine is the kingdom and the power For thine is the kingdom and the glory forever --
  • 5 star rating HOMECOMING DANCE IS SATURDAY OCTOBER 18TH! It's called PREMIERE NIGHT! Be there because the same DJ (SATYR) from prom will be there!!! --
  • 5 star rating Maybe instead of wanting that I wish humans were all just cat satyr things from the start and then there wouldn't really be any issues --
  • 5 star rating So far my final film is to include a lesbian couple office-worker satyr, and superpowers hero the moon, and a tentacle monster. I m happy. --
  • 5 star rating Spider-Pan Spider-Pan Eight-legged satyr Furry- -OHMYGOD IT'S HAVING SEX WITH ME AND EATING ME AT THE SAME TIME THIS CREATURE IS HORRIFYING --
  • 4 star rating I didn't expect a Google image search for "satyr" to be so NSFW. --
  • 5 star rating A male nympho is called a Satyr. --
  • 5 star rating 1st is two minor characters 2nd is a size chart 3rd is weird see-thru head mermaid 4th is zombie & satyr - they looked cute, so i took a pic --
  • 2 star rating Blue is our color, CHB is our home, Grover is our satyr, Annabeth is our Wise Girl and Percy is our hero. --
  • 5 star rating Satyr and Frost are so fuckin beaut oh man --
  • 3 star rating I just want a satyr to come get me and take me to Camp Half-Blood, is that too much to ask? --
  • 4 star rating Isn't Satyr Fire dancer and Deflecting Palm pretty filthy. --
  • 5 star rating Satyr Firedancer is a hell of a drug. I'll whip up the list for you all by tomorrow. Much love, thanks for breaking our record view-count. --
  • 5 star rating Hunter Pence is a legit satyr like come on. --
  • 1 star rating "If Jane is a 'sylph', Rochester is a satyr, a libidinally over-endowed hybrid male and beast, a follower of Baccus". --
  • 3 star rating I wonder who would be up for being turned into a satyr/fairy for a shoot though... --
  • 4 star rating Being a satyr is no joke -_- shit gets annoying sometimes --
  • 3 star rating Arent dirty theyre pure being, unencumbered by hate my satyr creampie rendering --
  • 2 star rating I always associate the word Satyr with Satay. So Satan's Satyrs just sounds like a mad curry to me tbh. --
  • 5 star rating Oomf is such a satyr --
  • 1 star rating CONT hobgoblin, Empusa, who was able to assume various shapes, however in this case, she is a satyra (female satyr). --
  • 5 star rating Well about the only things satyr or more ridiculous I can think of right-of-hand is Americans producing six different colored squeeze toys. --
  • 5 star rating Bae: Come over Me: I'm reading BoO Bae: I'm horny Me: Coach Hedge's wife is giving birth Bae: Parents aren't home Me: OMG IT'S A BABY SATYR! --
  • 5 star rating Satyr-ic iS A BLESSING TO US ALL --
  • 1 star rating How is it that eight demigods and a satyr are on a magical journey to war, and yet, have better breakfast than I do? --
  • 4 star rating AWE my satyr prince. why be so cute and unreachable huhubelssss --
  • 1 star rating JUST SAW ANOTHER BLOOD OF OLYMPUS SPOILER GROVER IS BACK AND HE'S ACTUALLY A SATYR HOLY GODS FUCK TAG YOUR SPOILERS --
  • 2 star rating Sonnet of a Naughty Satyr in monster manual is cool. Funny how you can get as long as it's not visual media. --
  • 5 star rating I'm going to do some very quick Olde Town BOX runs. If anybody cares to join me, I'll wait a bit in Satyr realm. Or you could just port. ;) --
  • 4 star rating Guy fieri is literally phil the satyr from disneys hercules --
  • 3 star rating Right now my drunk satyr is an anime boy cause he doesn't have any nipples --
  • 5 star rating "Is that Danny DeVito?" "No that's a satyr" --
  • 1 star rating O go forward or retreat, and he stood gazing at her like a handsome satyr; and so they remained for some short time with --
  • 5 star rating Though satyr cow thing is also good --
  • 5 star rating Is it bc he is a satyr --
  • 4 star rating Man of my dreams is a bara satyr with curly dark hair and a big nose --
  • 5 star rating Actually, I'm guessing none of my followers play at my FNM, so I can just come out with it: Boon Satyr. I've been waiting for this card. --
  • 2 star rating It's so amusing to find out that I'm not the only one who thinks that this one guy looks like a satyr --
  • 4 star rating Why is Canadian political satyr on so late at night? --
  • 4 star rating Like seriously deer/bull/demon/satyr/Dragon porn is freaking sexy --

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