I have a crush on Paul Scheer and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Paul Scheer

American, Actor (Famous from The Onion, Best Week Ever)

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He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

Paul Scheer is straight and is pretty "gay". Just a friendly reminder: don't be ashamed to admit that you have a crush on him. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot. Scroll down and check out his slim body.

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Paul Scheer was on today's Why isn't it tomorrow morning yet, I can't stay up until 2AM listening to this. -- Maura Kate
It's the Childrens Hospital spinoff by Paul Scheer. Very solid but doesn't quite reach the manic high Children's does. -- Shagga Son Of Dolf
I'm sitting on my bed sniffing Vicks like a junkie, the highlight of my week is Paul Scheer searching his name and faving my X-Files comment. -- wizard of loneliness
Last night I had to explain to someone that u were not Paul Scheer -- prince$$ turnt
l'épisode de X-Files Files avec Paul Scheer est super bon -- Stephan Deguire
you cant go wrong with the guardian football weekly, listening to a new one, How did that get made with Paul scheer -- Jarlath Mc Cann
Normally I don't care about celeb babies but I'd LOVE to see Paul Scheer & June Diane Raphael's baby in his Jason Mantzoukas-themed onesie. -- Renata $ancken
do a Rob Corddry, David Koechner, and Paul Scheer episode of DLM. I have a feeling they'd finish each others' sentences. -- sam scovill

Paul Scheer totally has the same h&m sweater I have in The League. -- drewbi wan fromhomey
i's dotted and t's crossed. I'm set up for the League. Now to do better than Taco or Paul Scheer... -- theonewithpodcast
Paul Scheer and Rob Riggle... Would be funny as hell! -- Fernando Fischer
"What happened to all the Crystal Pepsi? I think Sammy Hagar drank all of it." -Paul Scheer -- Jonathan Grubbs
And Paul Scheer as Schlemmer. -- Philip Michaels
she sounds like Paul Scheer's Banksy -- NathanCranorVEVO
Hey man, did you like want people to follow Paul scheer or something? -- Jonny
Also Fred Willard. And Paul Scheer. And Bunk from "The Wire" -- Josh
I must admit, I am pretty excited for the upcoming release of Deadpool Bi-Annual mainly for the fact that Paul Scheer will be involved. -- Brittany Neddo
I'm gonna miss Paul Scheer so god dang much -- im chill
It's really good that I had braces as a kid because it means I can shave my head and look slightly more like Henry Rollins than Paul Scheer -- Johnny Landmine
You should ask everyone to change their Waze username to Paul Scheer. When everyone is Paul Scheer, he is nowhere. -- steviecoolest
La news de la décennie: Sylvester Stallone Podcast animé par Paul Scheer de HDTGM. On peut même poser de questions à askstallone -- Any Given Film
I legit did not know that Paul Scheer and June Diane Raphael are married -- Vash the Stampede
Remember its just a game, advises The Leagues Paul Scheer -- Tammy
BWE Extras: Paul Scheer & Bears -- Nila Cooper

*flies a 747 between paul scheer's teeth* -- Big C
Paul scheer looking mf -- DEADLY MOTABA VIRUS
Paul Scheer's Sylvester Stallone podcast is either an elaborate prank that has yet or to blossom or a premature waste of airtime. -- Bram Benderoff
I'm cautious, but hopeful about how I'm being played in Paul Scheer's Stallone podcast. -- Brandon Bennett
He is kinda shit. Not Colin Hanks level, but he brings the entire CBB level down. -- The Wiretap Brand
WOW, PAUL SCHEER IS SERIOUSLY EDGY!!!!! SERIOUS UNCHARTED WATERS OF COMEDY!!!!! -- Solvang
Please listen to paul scheer's sylvester stallone podcast. it is absolutely genius. -- Jeff Israel
BWE Extras: Paul Scheer & Bears -- Вонифат Кононыхин
The Wolf Den, "Wolfpop Curator Paul Scheer & Podcast Developer Matt Gourley" http://-3.newsin.tk/a/3452fd00-653a-11e4-8f16-b1115190beed -- 旅館ニュース@相互フォロー１００％
On another note. Hobbit trilogy followed by Paul scheer at UCB is an excellent night -- Blake Schultz
He is so good in House of Cards, though. -- RyanBrackin
"Gargamel just totally 9/11's the Smurfs village..." - Paul Scheer, Smurfs ep -- Blahzayblahblah
THE SYLVESTER STALLONE PODCAST.....WITH SYLVESTER STALLONE...MODERATED BY PAUL SCHEER -- x长巨x
Why am I just now learning that he is from Huntington? As a fellow Long Islander this makes so much sense. -- Adrienne McIlvaine
Wait... Wait one second... Matthew Broderick and Paul Scheer were in 30 Rock... HOW DID I MISS THIS. -- James McKenna
"Paul Scheer - Dog-S**t Sting Operation - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored" -- Captain Buggy
Weirdly, Travis Hauser and Paul Scheer don't really look alike. -- Dan McDaid
I keep forgetting that he is in this. -- Anne
EVERYONE! STOP! The greatest podcast in history is unquestionably THE SYLVESTER STALLONE SHOW with Paul Scheer. Don't fuck with me on this. -- John Bruni
Fresh of the boat : Surprisingly good Main actor is excellent Parents are well cast he is fun as recurring guest star -- CloudNin9 (V.Varini)
How can mac demarco embody so many lesser versions of other celebrities? an unfunny paul scheer, a less-taletned cass mccombs -- pablo hernandez
At Midnight really just proves who is a good comedian and who isn't and he isn't at all. Tries far too hard to be funny and fails. -- Khlamydia Kardashian
I don't know why but jay lethal speaking reminds me of paul scheer -- g
Becki Newton, Nate Torrence, everyone who was in Happy Endings, Leslie Bibb, Paul Scheer... -- Daniel Kelley
But that guy is Paul Scheer so all is forgiven -- Chalupa Batman
I don't know why but jay lethal speaking reminds me of paul scheer -- G Strydom