Never be ashamed of having a crush on Patrick Patterson I'm a crusher
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Patrick Patterson is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Patrick Patterson
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PJ Washington is transforming into Patrick Patterson -- #1 Jazz hater, its a movement!!!
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He is the worst player in the NBA by far -- LaBron-SzN
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Patrick Patterson eliminates everything that is fun to watch about the Thunder -- Lottery Bound Hoops
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When I play with OKC in 2k he is my go to guy for my end of quarter buzzer beaters lol.... -- β‘οΈOKC CelticsβοΈ
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Patrick Patterson against Antetokounmpo isn t ideal but Nerlens Noel is great -- π’πΎπ«π»πͺπ³ π¨π½βπ
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Dawg WHO is this on the court hooping in Patrick Patterson s Jersey??? -- Dr. Pablo Juan
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He is everything I ve wanted him to be these last few games! -- Pat
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Abrines / Diallo / Nader / Patrick Patterson / Schroder are SO bad -- Nathinto the Spiderverse Walker
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He is a pole in the ground, see if you can get around it -- Dayo.
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Whoa! I've been so out of the loop. We signed Patrick Patterson? ? -- Brynn
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He is on an NBA team but Melo isn t -- R.
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He is a Clipper. -- Omar Hersi
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He is 42 percent from 3 on the season -- Lifelong Clippers Fan
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I can t get over the Clippers added Patrick Patterson over melo that shit really blowing me. -- Mr. Double Scoop π¨π«
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That last foul was Paul George's third foul, so Patrick Patterson checked back in for him. -- Justin Russo
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What?? he isn t going to go for 20 a game??? He might miss a lot?? DAMN who would ve thunk it -- Jason.H
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So Doc....you wanna explain why you played Patrick Patterson 30 min tonight? -- J A Yβ΅οΈ
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think he is so good he s playing in crunch time. -- Blee π¦π¦
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He is the Wild card for the Clippers with Paul George our. -- Black James Bond
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Patrick Patterson not looking like prime Kevin love tonight and suddenly the clippers aren t so hot -- George Kittle is the best TE in Football
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He is shooting step back dribble pull ups!!! -- funguy.
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Patrick Patterson was being screened by Baynes and tried to catapult himself off of Baynes to contest the shot lol -- bill π
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He is Horace Grant with 3 point range -- G
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He is like 500 years old right? -- stu bell
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He is not the same person anymore lmao who is this guy -- Bears fan Peyton Manning
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Big shock that Patrick Beverley and Patrick Patterson 3 point % is completely unsustainable even when they re wide fuckin open. -- Jake Anderson
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Lost in the Warriors getting smashed is Patrick Patterson hitting six 3s -- Timbo
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Why can Patrick Patterson make 3 s on the clippers but not the thunder? Very confusing. -- Wesley Christensen
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He is real deal a clown ass nigga .. he really labeled black woman as bulldogs now how disrespectful -- J A N 1οΈβ£8οΈβ£ βοΈπ
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That would be so nice if Patrick Patterson could do this every other night -- Clippers Season
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Patrick Patterson really called Black women bulldogs and then came out and dropped 19 and 7.
You hate to see it. -- Deuce Altendre
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Man i really hated that patrick patterson signing but damn he has been so good this year -- alec dominic
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He is making me a believer -- Phil Gurnee
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Portland really let Patrick Patterson go off lmfaooo -- hAWKymania
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He is playing like a bulldog tonight -- load management stan account
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He is rocking heat tonight. -- Anthony
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..Is Patrick Patterson going to play this whole game with his jersey Untucked tho? -- eric
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He is good at basketball -- ed
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This is the Patrick Patterson era. -- Brandon LAC
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Patrick Patterson really decides to hit 3s AFTER Leaving us blank for years smh -- Alec Standhardt
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He is draining shots. Defense leaves a ton to be desired, but he's playable in the regular season -- Clips Nation
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Patrick Patterson shift
Offense - Good
Defense - Bad...Very bad. -- LA Clippers Film
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PATRICK PATTERSON is a beast -- Loyalty over money
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Patrick Patterson seems to have hurt his ankle within 6 seconds of being in the game. He's been hobbling a bit on the court. -- Farbod Esnaashari
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He is the definition of a mf who the need the shit slapped out him -- Some Dude
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The year is 2020. I have audibly cheered Patrick Patterson coming into a game. -- Joseph Raya-Ward
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Why is Patrick Patterson in the NBA? -- ...(33-15) π¦
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Patrick Patterson just being extremely good this season is hilarious -- Cai
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Patrick Patterson has been really good -- 213Hoops: L.A. Clippers News & Analysis
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UPDATE: Clippers PF/C Patrick Patterson (ankle) is questionable for Sunday's game vs. the Magic. -- DK Live
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