Norm Macdonald

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• this serial killer I know thought we would we be a good couple, he is a fan. people should mind their own business but you know how some boyfriend's can get... -- An idiot
• Bill Simmons is the Norm MacDonald of sports broadcasters -- Smalltown Pete
• => "Orange is the new black. But not in my apt building. Kevin is the new black." - Norm Macdonald -- Michael P. Shipley
• Norm MacDonald is tilting at windmills rolling a stone up a hill trying to get a late-night televisi[...] -- heidiganahl
• Even though she died, the cancer died too. So she didn't lose the battle. It was a draw. -Norm MacDonald(more or less) -- Dill [on] off
• "Even though she died, the cancer died too. So she didn't lose the battle. It was a draw." - Norm Macdonald -- joey
• "I'm pretty sure if you die the cancer also dies at exactly the same time. So, that to me is not a loss, it's a draw." -Norm Macdonald -- Ben Wojcik
• "Even though she died, the cancer died too. So she didn't lose the battle. It was a draw." -Norm MacDonald -- Keith Runes
• It's not easy being a lone wolf. Especially at the wolf picnics when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races -Norm Macdonald -- Dan
• Trump being on SNL is like when Norm Macdonald came back to host after NBC fired him, except not good in any way. -- Phil
• Norm MacDonald, Doug Stanhope, and Joey Diaz all coming to South Florida in the next month. I'm so hyped. -- Joel
• taking all your picks today. Just so I can say I made money off Norm Macdonald. -- Pat
• Hey Norm, I bet you can't tell me when Norm MacDonald Live is returning... I'm dying to know -- Sean McFadden
• I'm having a hard time figuring out what is funnier; Norm Macdonald or my kidney stone -- KD Beret
• Watching a video of Norm MacDonald interview Tom Green. Thank you so much, Canada; the world is forever in debt to you. -- Brian
• Norm MacDonald is live commenting my alma mater's football game. I love America. -- Matthew Cox
• Norm MacDonald is live commenting the UConn/USF game. He's a far braver man than I am, and I watch Big Ten & ACC games. -- Sym
• That Roland Barthes paper - The Reality Effect - is basically about Norm Macdonald's comedy. -- Jake
• I wish Sports Show with Norm MacDonald was still on. We would all die laughing watching his take on the NFL now. Why isn't it still on? -- Nattikk
• I have been commenting thinking its Norm Macdonald for a few months. I really thought Norm Macdonald spoke Spanish -- StayAtHome-Momlek
• Is Norm MacDonald the greatest SNL alum ever? -- Ryan Rodriguez
• It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude. - Norm MacDonald -- Hourly Quotations
• He is so so so so funny -- Patrick McBride
• One of the best things about larry king is that norm was on his show recently and he introduced him as "christian comedian norm macdonald" -- 140.85
• Norm Macdonald you my hero for life, is more than the norm -- mustache cash stash
• Friends think I'm nuts for taking my gambling advice from Norm MacDonald. They realize the alternative is listening to my own advice right? -- poncho inferno
• This is like if I wrote a joke for Norm MacDonald, a riff for Metallica, or something. I'm pretty excited about this. -- Keith Mullett
• So how funny is Norm Macdonald -- StephenGuyHardin
• ::Norm Macdonald doing Larry King voice:: As far as Double IPAs go, New Belgium's "Hop the Pond" is awfully tough to beat, gang. -- Troy Beck
• Jimmy Fallon ... Seth Meyers ... So Weekend Update can lead to an NBC late night gig. Sorry Kevin Nealon and Norm Macdonald maybe next year. -- Church Volunteer Guy
• I wish NORM MACDONALD would get off his lazy ass, get on the YouTube, and start being fucking funny again. What the fuck? -- Art Lyzak
• Man, this Mike Tyson cartoon looks dumb... Wait, is that Norm Macdonald as a pigeon? SOLD! -- GrossGhosty
• So Larry King was commenting like Norm MacDonald acting like Larry King -- a bloo
• The one time I spoke to Norm MacDonald, he called me a "great big fat guy". Not so funny when you're on the receiving end. -- Spooks & Frights
• I guess Norm MacDonald is mad that a non-comedian is funnier than he is? -- Manna
• Norm macdonald is great -- queen bee
• I saw the screen copy of the new Mike Tyson show on adult swim and it's really great. Norm Macdonald as a pigeon is genius. -- Yao Mingle.com
• That Mike Tyson show with he is already my new favorite thing. -- Jeff Grubb
• He is playing a pigeon. -- Dustin Reese
• Norm Macdonald was there for some reason as a host and he just doesn't give a shit about anything that is going on -- Trash Fortress 2
• Norm MacDonald seems to think what NFL lacks is some1 commenting the play by play of games. Does he know he isn't the only person with a tv? -- Mountaindrew
• If you don't think Norm MacDonald is in the top 7 funniest people of all time, then that's your opinion and I can respect that. -- Grant Colombini
• Mike Tyson and norm MacDonald in a cartoon is incredible -- Andarius
• My disgust of Mike Tyson as a cultural icon is competing with my love of Norm MacDonald as the voice of a pigeon. -- October 31 J. Pollak
• He is the greatest comedian -- ro shan
• 47 is to listen to Norm MacDonald tell stories forever -- The Meaning of Life
• Norm MacDonald podcast is wild funny -- stoner dude
• "So if I ever offend anyone, then something's gone wrong either with me or with them. Usually it's with them." -Norm MacDonald. -- Conway Twittyer
• I just saw Norm MacDonald described as that guy who voiced Death on Family Guy. I guess this week is already shot. -- VincentPricestrowski
• . not sure. is this comedian norm macdonald or a bookie who updated lined every 2 mins? either one is fine just making sure. -- BodheeNYC

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