Never be ashamed of having a crush on Marty Turco I'm a crusher
Canadian ice hockey player
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Marty Turco is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Marty Turco
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he is waiting for when he does though... -- Kyle Foxton
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if no one says Marty Turco then I'm gonna be really upset. -- Adam Brown
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He is here at the golf course today. -- Versace Cobra
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marty turco i guess. -- Sarah
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I just realized that Polak was the one Marty Turco pulled the door open on -- Mikayla
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I see we have Jack "Marty Turco" Campbell in the house this morning. ;) ( -- tink
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marty turco style -- Daniel Strzebonski
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bs hell yeah brother buddha stoops better get puck
Marty turco come straight out the cut -- TRIPPY DAD
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So far the best player on the ice tonight for the Hawks has been Marty Turco. -- Scott Kennedy
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He is a legend -- Kevin McCormack
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Glad he is dropping the puck and not in net tonight! -- Jerad Shaw
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I'm not able to drink beer quickly, marty turco-ing it over here -- Andrea
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The last Stars jersey I owned was Marty Turco and I used to wear that shit all the time -- KC + the ☀️ band
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I think it's hilarious and a Marty Turco one would increase the funny by at least 75% -- Barbara Fett
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getting good chances. going all Marty turco -- Matt McManus
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On this date in 2012, signed Marty Turco -- Jen
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I called u a bandwagon stars fan despite the fact that Marty Turco himself even commented you wow -- nick
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Who left Marty Turco in charge of opening the bench door for the Blues? -- Tim Wiemers
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Jan. 18, 2003: Marty Turco has 31 saves, and the Dallas Stars beat the Sharks in San Jose, 3-1, to extend their unbeaten streak to 10 games. -- DFWSportsPast
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Someone check me on that date. I thought I heard 2008. Marty Turco was the goalie the last time they won. -- Dylan Nadwodny 🏆🛡
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Bring back Marty Turco. Guy (even in retirement) is still probably better than Lehtonen and Niemi combined. -- JAЯED
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Marty Turco would've made sure the net was knocked off early. -- SOTSOHockey Justin
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Marty Turco just asked me how im doing!!!! I AM FINE SIR. THANK U SIR. -- baozi
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Apparently Kari Lehtonen took a class from Marty Turco in having a disastrous third period at Staples Center. -- Spike Coffman
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Oh and apparently Marty Turco and Ed Belfour are the same person or something. fucking shoot me -- make build pacefalm
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This also reminded me of just how much I love(d) Marty Turco. -- Alex Brunner
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Totally made my boss laugh about the whole Marty Turco thing. -- Lindsey 💁🏻
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In 2006-07 Marty Turco had a .952 SV% with a 1.33 GAA thru 7 games and his team was ousted in the first round. WHERE WAS THE O? -- Jason Moore
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With last nights win, Pekka Rinne jumps Marty Turco for 40th in all time wins for goalies ever in NHL, sitting at 276 wins. Keep on climbin -- The Golden Brigade
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Then he starts bein real douchey and tryna quiz me on like ken hitchcock and marty turco and basically being a tool -- Adam Kesher
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At different times today I've looked up Marty Turco's Bruins run and Ed Sprague's time with the Red Sox. Weird day. -- Mike Cole
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If you're a goalie who's name isn't Marty Brodeur or Marty Turco, I don't trust you handling the puck. -- Jonathan Dunphy
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I ve yet to see any Marty Turco jerseys from Michigan fans. What a disappointment -- Mark
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We have a scrap! McDuffie fights Klingberg. Today's official (Marty Turco) didn't see anything. -- Dallas Stars
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McDuffie just fought Klingberg. Ref (Marty Turco) didn t give out any penalties -- Sean Shapiro
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Does anyone else get nervous when Big save Dave thinks he s Marty Turco? Anyone? -- Big tweet Dave
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Why should I care what roofing company Marty Turco recommends? There s not a less meaningful endorsement in sports history -- Jareth Cutestory
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He isn't walking through that door -- Alex B. Smith Sports
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Ben Bishop is playing at Marty Turco in Game 6 of the second round in 2008 levels. -- Scott Wheeler
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Darvish signing is the worst FA signing in Chicago since Marty Turco for the Hawks in 2011 -- Greg Slu
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Who the hell hates on Marty Turco? -- Jeremy Rasmussen
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There will never be another Marty Turco! -- Chris B
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Who s their backup Marty Turco? -- Matthew Whalen
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Somebody please remind Khudobin that he s not Marty Turco -- Robert L. Bishop
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He is the worst goalie in hut -- 🏒
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What was Marty Turco thinking on the Sharks 2nd goal in game 2 of the Western Conference Semi-Finals? -- X Æ A-12 Storr
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Happy 45th B-Day to former NHL Goalie Marty Turco! -- TReese82
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Marty Turco was in net for 3 of the top 10 longest games in NHL history. Crazy! -- 19_Hockey
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Stalock doing his best Marty Turco -- Alex Wilke
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Anyone know where to buy a Marty Turco jersey? -- Em
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