I have a crush on Keith Allen and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Keith Allen

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Keith Allen is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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is it Keith Allen Lilly's dad -- petebuts
Keith Allen's probably said the opposite on occasion. I know I don't like Keith Allen's kids very much so he probably doesn't -- Sam
Keith Allen and David Icke. your David is corrupt like the rest of the of them. view -- Chris
Keith Allen followed... secretly had a crush on him -- Nanny♡
so that's what it would take for you to phallate Keith Allen -- Alex Wells
The only time I went to Glastonbury, I saw Keith Allen's willy. Might've been Keith Chegwin...Keith somebody: NEVER AGAIN -- Alex Cox
Throw in Keith Allen as the court jester. -- Clive Martin
yes its a new comedy for 'Dave'. Apparently it's got Sarah Alexander, Keith Allen and Yasmine Akram (from sherlock) in it! -- Shell

Messy by Keith Allen Phillips view -- MOARRR
Keith Allen ( has decided to coach this year due to a torn ACL. He will definitely be in the running for Coach of the Year. -- Carmel BBall (Kinda)
"Went to Groucho. Played poker with Keith Allen. Did a cocaine." x 75 -- Mark Griffiths
There was some show a few years back where celebrities went to art school. Keith Allen and Ulrika Jonsson were among them. And John Humphrys -- Museum of Scum
Any jokes I can tell? I'm on the bill with David Icke at the Sunday. Also Keith Allen. Info -- Lewis Schaffer
Lunch tickets for Sunday w/ Keith Allen, David Icke, & SOLD OUT. Some £20 show-only tickets left -- The Establishment
Rollin keith allen into a big tarpaulin just on general principles -- gentle bean
Keith Allen in Shallow Grave. -- Adam Hiles
Mind when Keith Allen came2watch us at &said "ector, you're the best bloody band I've saw in a decade" view -- Hector Bizerk
Sale Vintage 1990s K Haring Designer Keith Allen Haring Photo Selfie Pop Art Graffiti Art Tshirt by SuzzaneVintag... view -- Eva Duchamp
He blew up big time when he was asked to di some Surreal objects. Keith Allen had to talk him down . -- Gareth A Hopkins
Quem é Keith Allen Vanke? -- ze
In recognition of his sterling conservation work Keith Allen has been crowned King of the Squirrels. -- Gary Done
Texas Hold'Em Main Event with Keith Allen!! 2-4-1 cocktails til 9pm with Dean!!! -- Sidelines Sports
Keith Allen? -- Suzywoozy!
We actuallyhave a few customers called Keith Allen on our systems so if you could pop us your number that would be great -- Aerial Direct

Joey salads, christian delgrosso, and keith allen vanke all followed me and I didn't follow them first? -- cara !!
keith Allen has the best performance so far. -- matthew o'kane
To be great you have to be willing to pay the price; not once but every day. Very few are willing to pay it. -Keith Allen -- Coach Pete Jacobson
He is fabulous even though he does kill a budgie in Robin Hood -- bryony
Re-watching Robin Hood on Netflix. he is sooo good! -- Tyler Berryman
And Keith Allen's sheriff was so much better -- Kelly On A Plate.
WHY IS THE SHERIFF NOT KEITH ALLEN I AM NOT OK WITH THIS EPSIODE OF DOCTOR WHO AT ALL. -- Emma Crook
They so should have gotten Keith Allen to play the Sheriff again. I used to love that show. -- Dan Jackson
When I was 11 I was freaked out by episode of Morse about a Devil Worshipper. Have just learnt he was played by Keith Allen. Figures. -- Maximum Peter
Levelt Petiton 25-yard SCOOP AND SCORE! Keith Allen's PAT ties it at 7 with 5:15 to play first half. -- CLHS Athletics
Aaron Hackett & Keith Allen at Lava Javas as continues -- LimerickYouthService
Just got a screener for Bloodshot, Danny Dyer's new film w/ Keith Allen. On the cover, Dyer looks at Big Ben and has a dagger in his hand. -- Sam Diss
I've been sat staring at this guy on the train like "I know you". JUST hit me, it's Keith Allen! -- Kitty Purry
Been absolutely amazing today. Sat in a hot tub getting cozy with Keith Allen what a lovely guy! -- Alex Moses
Loving Keith Allen's work in -- Darth Clacton
Come to the Russell Hall Power Hour today, 3:00-5:00, (Russell Lobby) to talk to an Advisor AND Keith Allen from Academic Enhancement. -- UGA FCAS OSAS
RONIHuhnxe: Keith Allen hints he could join son Alfie in Game of Thrones -- GoT BoT
Keith Allen hints he could join son Alfie in Game of Thrones -- RONI Huhn
Dia 17 de setembro consegui o follow do keith allen, do cameron george (porém ele foi hackeado e perdi o follow), do treyvon k, ele me+ -- TYSM MARCUS/PLS ARI
Unusual reality but I am sat next to Simon Callow and opposite Keith Allen on the train to Leeds. Suprise in store for -- AndySant_PCH
Watching a very young Keith Allen & co. In the Comic Strip presents Gino -- chris kelly
You gotta care, you gotta have pride in it for it to be really good. - Keith Allen, Allen & Sons BBQ -- Rob Eichinger
He is so amazing he makes me laugh -- Alex Rivers
Our message today, entitled Remembering God s Faithfulness, is being presented by Willesden s very own Elder, Keith Allen. -- Willesden SDA Church
Keith Allen in robin hood is absolutely fuckin brilliant luv it -- tilly
Sad really. In the old days, we didn't argue about Dapper Laughs censorship. Instead, we all fought in the 'I Love Keith Allen' Wars (1990). -- Justin Lewis