Keith Allen

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Keith Allen
Entertainer (Famous from The bullshitters, The professionals, The yob, Twin town.)
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Keith Allen is straight. He is sexy and many gay men wish he was gay. If you like him, just say it: I Ain't Ashamed of My Man Crush. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot.

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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating is it Keith Allen Lilly's dad --
  • 1 star rating Keith Allen's probably said the opposite on occasion. I know I don't like Keith Allen's kids very much so he probably doesn't --
  • 3 star rating Keith Allen and David Icke. your David is corrupt like the rest of the of them. view --
  • 5 star rating Keith Allen followed... secretly had a crush on him --
  • 4 star rating so that's what it would take for you to phallate Keith Allen --
  • 1 star rating The only time I went to Glastonbury, I saw Keith Allen's willy. Might've been Keith Chegwin...Keith somebody: NEVER AGAIN --
  • 5 star rating Throw in Keith Allen as the court jester. --
  • 1 star rating yes its a new comedy for 'Dave'. Apparently it's got Sarah Alexander, Keith Allen and Yasmine Akram (from sherlock) in it! --
  • 5 star rating Messy by Keith Allen Phillips view --
  • 1 star rating Keith Allen ( has decided to coach this year due to a torn ACL. He will definitely be in the running for Coach of the Year. --
  • 3 star rating "Went to Groucho. Played poker with Keith Allen. Did a cocaine." x 75 --
  • 5 star rating There was some show a few years back where celebrities went to art school. Keith Allen and Ulrika Jonsson were among them. And John Humphrys --
  • 3 star rating Any jokes I can tell? I'm on the bill with David Icke at the Sunday. Also Keith Allen. Info --
  • 2 star rating Lunch tickets for Sunday w/ Keith Allen, David Icke, & SOLD OUT. Some £20 show-only tickets left --
  • 4 star rating Rollin keith allen into a big tarpaulin just on general principles --
  • 5 star rating Keith Allen in Shallow Grave. --
  • 2 star rating Mind when Keith Allen came2watch us at &said "ector, you're the best bloody band I've saw in a decade" view --
  • 1 star rating Sale Vintage 1990s K Haring Designer Keith Allen Haring Photo Selfie Pop Art Graffiti Art Tshirt by SuzzaneVintag... view --
  • 2 star rating He blew up big time when he was asked to di some Surreal objects. Keith Allen had to talk him down . --
  • 5 star rating Quem é Keith Allen Vanke? --
  • 2 star rating In recognition of his sterling conservation work Keith Allen has been crowned King of the Squirrels. --
  • 3 star rating Texas Hold'Em Main Event with Keith Allen!! 2-4-1 cocktails til 9pm with Dean!!! --
  • 5 star rating Keith Allen? --
  • 1 star rating We actuallyhave a few customers called Keith Allen on our systems so if you could pop us your number that would be great --
  • 2 star rating Joey salads, christian delgrosso, and keith allen vanke all followed me and I didn't follow them first? --
  • 5 star rating keith Allen has the best performance so far. --
  • 1 star rating To be great you have to be willing to pay the price; not once but every day. Very few are willing to pay it. -Keith Allen --
  • 4 star rating He is fabulous even though he does kill a budgie in Robin Hood --
  • 4 star rating Re-watching Robin Hood on Netflix. he is sooo good! --
  • 5 star rating And Keith Allen's sheriff was so much better --
  • 5 star rating They so should have gotten Keith Allen to play the Sheriff again. I used to love that show. --
  • 5 star rating When I was 11 I was freaked out by episode of Morse about a Devil Worshipper. Have just learnt he was played by Keith Allen. Figures. --
  • 2 star rating Levelt Petiton 25-yard SCOOP AND SCORE! Keith Allen's PAT ties it at 7 with 5:15 to play first half. --
  • 4 star rating Aaron Hackett & Keith Allen at Lava Javas as continues --
  • 5 star rating Just got a screener for Bloodshot, Danny Dyer's new film w/ Keith Allen. On the cover, Dyer looks at Big Ben and has a dagger in his hand. --
  • 3 star rating I've been sat staring at this guy on the train like "I know you". JUST hit me, it's Keith Allen! --
  • 5 star rating Been absolutely amazing today. Sat in a hot tub getting cozy with Keith Allen what a lovely guy! --
  • 5 star rating Loving Keith Allen's work in --
  • 5 star rating Come to the Russell Hall Power Hour today, 3:00-5:00, (Russell Lobby) to talk to an Advisor AND Keith Allen from Academic Enhancement. --
  • 3 star rating RONIHuhnxe: Keith Allen hints he could join son Alfie in Game of Thrones --
  • 4 star rating Keith Allen hints he could join son Alfie in Game of Thrones --
  • 5 star rating Dia 17 de setembro consegui o follow do keith allen, do cameron george (porém ele foi hackeado e perdi o follow), do treyvon k, ele me+ --
  • 1 star rating Unusual reality but I am sat next to Simon Callow and opposite Keith Allen on the train to Leeds. Suprise in store for --
  • 3 star rating Watching a very young Keith Allen & co. In the Comic Strip presents Gino --
  • 2 star rating You gotta care, you gotta have pride in it for it to be really good. - Keith Allen, Allen & Sons BBQ --
  • 5 star rating He is so amazing he makes me laugh --
  • 1 star rating Our message today, entitled Remembering God s Faithfulness, is being presented by Willesden s very own Elder, Keith Allen. --
  • 4 star rating Keith Allen in robin hood is absolutely fuckin brilliant luv it --
  • 5 star rating Sad really. In the old days, we didn't argue about Dapper Laughs censorship. Instead, we all fought in the 'I Love Keith Allen' Wars (1990). --

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