John Matuszak

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Player of American football (Famous from Caveman)
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  • 3 star rating John Matuszak (Sloth) is wearing a t-shirt of the Oakland Raiders, a team he once played on. --
  • 5 star rating AL eulogizing John Matuszak (Tooz) view --
  • 2 star rating Analysis: Tennessee QB Sloth from The Goonies needs to channel his inner John Matuszak in the 2nd half. --
  • 3 star rating The John Matuszak rant at the end of North Dallas 40 makes me want to run thru a brick wall. --
  • 4 star rating Did you know that is actually John Matuszak playing Sloth? --
  • 4 star rating So sloth from the goonies was 2x Super Bowl champ John Matuszak...? --
  • 5 star rating John Matuszak, former Raider player ;) --
  • 3 star rating In the Sloth was played by player, John Matuszak, who even wore a Raiders shirt in one scene! --
  • 5 star rating I am watching the truck race and I am thinking about John Matuszak. He pissed me off for the rest of my life....I am proud I knew him. --
  • 3 star rating As many times as ive seen "The Goonies" ive never noticed he is wearing a Raiders shirt. --
  • 1 star rating Goonies: John Matuszak, Sloth, was a former Oakland Raider football player and in one scene actually wore a Raiders T-shirt. --
  • 5 star rating John matuszak is the best player on the royals --
  • 1 star rating 10/25/1950: John Matuszak, known for playing Sloth in The Goonies as well as a storied NFL career, is born in Milwaukee, WI --
  • 1 star rating 10/25/1950: John Matuszak, known for playing Sloth in The Goonies as well as a storied NFL career, is born in Milwaukee, WI --
  • 5 star rating This Day In History 1950 - Birth of John Matuszak in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA; NFL player (Oakland Raiders)/actor (Hollywood Beat). --
  • 5 star rating Oggi Bob Mischak (TE-G 1963-65) e John Matuszak (DE 1976-81) avrebbero compiuto rispettivamente 82 e 64 anni. Mischak è morto il 26/06/2014 --
  • 3 star rating I had no idea John Matuszak played sloth in Goonies!! Lots of useless learning happening today!! --
  • 5 star rating -------> John Matuszak <-------- --
  • 1 star rating The guy who plays Sloth in The Goonies (my fav movie) his name is John Matuszak.. so that's pretty interesting MATUSZAK PEOPLE --
  • 4 star rating Somewhere in the universe, he is shaking his head --
  • 1 star rating Fun fact Friday: Sloth from The Goonies is played by University of Tampa linebacker and graduate John Matuszak --
  • 3 star rating North Dallas 40 never gets old. Great supporting role from great John Matuszak --
  • 2 star rating John Matuszak played the role as Sloth in The Goonies. Sad to learn he died in 1989 at the age of 38. --
  • 5 star rating Did you know: Goonies: John Matuszak, Sloth, was a former Oakland Raider football player and in one scene actually wore a Raiders T-shirt. --
  • 3 star rating John Matuszak who played Sloth in The Goonies died in 1989 of heart failure (aged 38) --
  • 4 star rating Ron Parlman looks like a wee-little child next to John Matuszak. --
  • 3 star rating My dad is totally fangirling right now & telling me about the time he met John Matuszak --
  • 1 star rating Of course, John Matuszak & Byron Chamberlain didn't finish their college careers at Mizzou but both won Super Bowls --
  • 3 star rating Tho I would still watch your videos if you end up looking like John Matuszak --
  • 5 star rating Command to Appear 8/31/74 R.C. (55) found between 8-10 PM Harris County Domed Stadium Houston Oilers Inc vs. John Matuszak & Houston Texans --
  • 1 star rating "Commissioner, were you able to tell Lyle Alzado and John Matuszak apart? I only ask because I sure couldn't." --
  • 5 star rating Being John Matuszak --
  • 3 star rating "That's why I was out in the streets. To make sure no one else was." John Matuszak --
  • 1 star rating En defensiva John Matuszak, Phil Villapiano, George Atkinson, Willie Brown,Jack Tatum, Alonzo Thomas, Oakland Raiders 1976 --
  • 5 star rating John matuszak on the raiders --
  • 5 star rating Classy move bringing out John Matuszak. --
  • 3 star rating John Matuszak, who played Sloth in Goonies, was a former Oakland Raider football player. --
  • 3 star rating Everytime I order rocky road I have to say it like John Matuszak in the Goonies --
  • 1 star rating Talking football in Florida with a coach who played HSFB with Jack Tatum in NY then roomed with John Matuszak at Univ. of Tampa. --
  • 1 star rating John matuszak, the guy that played sloth in The Goonies played in the NFL and was the first overall pick in 1973 draft --
  • 1 star rating Ice Pirates is really just the first draft forThe Princess Bride; he is kind of a push for Andre the Giant as it is, right? --
  • 3 star rating Currently bothered by the fact that I didn't know John Matuszak played Sloth. --
  • 5 star rating En "Caveman" El cavernícola, Ringo Starr da vida a un hombre de las cavernas que se enfrenta a Tonda (John Matuszak) por el amor de Lana. --
  • 5 star rating Watched "North Dallas Forty". Looked up John Matuszak's other roles. He played Sloth in "The Goonies"? What?!? How did I not know this? --
  • 5 star rating Turns out the gentleman to whom I complemented today at lunch for his performance as Sloth in Goonies was not, in fact, John Matuszak. --
  • 1 star rating Watching North Dallas 40, IMO, the best football movie ever. John Matuszak's finest role outside of Sloth in Goonies. --
  • 5 star rating It had to be done. John Matuszak was a riot. --
  • 1 star rating Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen, Corey Feldman, Martha Plimpton, Ke Huy Quan, John Matuszak, Anne Ramsey, Joe Pantoliano --
  • 5 star rating Just found out that John Matuszak, the guy who played Sloth in the Goonies was the top NFL pick in 1973. This is what dreams are made of. --
  • 2 star rating fact. First number one overall pick from college in state of Florida was UT's John Matuszak in 1973. --

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