John Danks

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American baseball player (Famous from Chicago White Sox (2007–present))
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4 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 3 star rating If the Yankees really want elvis andrus and his $100 million contract, they deserve John Danks too --
  • 5 star rating My favorite thought this offseason so far is that Phil Rogers thinks having John Danks puts the white sox in a good position to acquire Kemp --
  • 5 star rating I propose Chris Johnson to the white sox for John Danks. Danks is good pitcher just needs to get out of the hell that is us cellular field --
  • 1 star rating If Dodgers are willing to pick up significant $ in a deal, John Danks could put White Sox in play for Kemp, Crawford or Ethier. --
  • 4 star rating Joe Nathan will make $4MM less than John Danks next year. --
  • 5 star rating Matt Kemp in a White Sox uni would be greatness. And all they have to lose would be John Danks!? Dodgers must be dumping salaries. --
  • 4 star rating John Danks puts White Sox in play for Matt Kemp. Ok, Phil. --
  • 5 star rating White Sox bullpen has trademark rights on "dumpster fire." every time it's used a quarter goes to paying off John Danks' contract. --
  • 5 star rating Trade John Danks for Cutler. --
  • 5 star rating How much is John Danks making this year? --
  • 5 star rating John Danks got slammed today so Quick Pitch used the headline "Danks for nothing" for the game recap I love it --
  • 5 star rating He is bad --
  • 5 star rating He is terrible --
  • 5 star rating He is back, baby --
  • 3 star rating I wonder if he is the slowest pitcher in history to 1000 k. Terrible pitcher. --
  • 5 star rating He is a big ole piece of shit --
  • 3 star rating Danks is easier to score on than a pro bono hooker behind the dollar store on Black Friday. --
  • 4 star rating Watching a John Danks start is bad for your health. --
  • 5 star rating Pretty sure he is stirring the wrong drink. --
  • 5 star rating He is pitching rather Danky but I'll take it --
  • 3 star rating Is there something wrong with my TV? I could swear that he is left handed, how to we have 5 runs? --
  • 3 star rating Hard to decide which is worse tonight: John Danks or the power play. --
  • 5 star rating He is --
  • 4 star rating When will the White Sox realize that he is a steaming pile of crap? --
  • 1 star rating John Danks getting rocked by the Indians so far what a terrible extension ex White Sox GM Ken Williams gave him in 2011 --
  • 3 star rating He is stealing money from the White Sox. Almost $16 million a year to throw batting practice. --
  • 3 star rating John Danks SUCKS. Seriously, when is enough going to be enough with this guy? --
  • 5 star rating I am so over John Danks! --
  • 5 star rating Also, he is earning $15.75 million this year. --
  • 4 star rating Yeah, about John Danks being a good pitcher again.... --
  • 3 star rating So how much longer does John Danks stay in this game? Jeez that first inning was ugly --
  • 5 star rating He is awful. --
  • 4 star rating Who is more washed up: Aaron Loup or John Danks? --
  • 4 star rating I feel both sorry for, and very frustrated with, John Danks. --
  • 4 star rating Oops, the real he is back. I hope tonight is a wild one in Chicago. --
  • 5 star rating He is trash --
  • 5 star rating I seriously hate John Danks. It is time for the White Sox to just get rid of him already. Not even a good option as 5th pitcher anymore --
  • 5 star rating He is killing it --
  • 5 star rating He is bad. --
  • 5 star rating And with John Danks on the mound for Chicago, that's a definite possibility. He's the one LHP the Tribe has owned so far this season. --
  • 5 star rating He is throwing batting practice. Wow. --
  • 4 star rating How is John Danks a major league pitcher? Dude is terrible. --
  • 5 star rating He is dog shit. --
  • 5 star rating He is pathetic. --
  • 5 star rating He is garbage --
  • 1 star rating John Danks has lasted 7.0 innings in each of his last two starts. He's allowed 4 in 2/3 an inning so far today. --
  • 3 star rating John Danks sucks. So glad we signed him instead of Buehrle years ago... --
  • 5 star rating He is a POS --
  • 5 star rating I'm really starting to like John Danks. --
  • 3 star rating Hahahah Holy Shit he is bad. I mean, I always knew this, but god he is just awful. --

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