john petrucci (2013-2)

People Say:

John Petrucci with short hair is sexy as fuck
If John petrucci is involved in bourbon then Steve Vai has to get going on Mai Tais. Vai Tais
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever played a John Petrucci solo without mistakes?
He is such a legend guitarist.
Is it just me, or is John Petrucci beginning to resemble "Gimli" from Lord of the Rings?