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People Say:

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are stupider than that." ~George Carlin
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist. - George Carlin
"Electricity is really just organized lightning." -George Carlin
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. - George Carlin
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. George Carlin.