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People Say:

Bert McCracken's face is a work of art
Bert mccracken is weird af
Had a phenomenal SW as a vollie, saw so many bands & had super fun shifts! I GAVE WATER TO JACOBY SHADDIX AND HUGGED BEMCCRACKEN!
I hugged bert mccracken and my entire existence as i know it is fucking o v e r
Bert mccracken said my name, but everything is fine