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Sitting in a Cajun restaurant watching their tv. he is ruining a hollowed-out wheel of cheese with pasta, truffles, and privilege.
I want Mario Batali to wrong me so I can tell him to "Eataly a dick!"
Mario batali is so rad
Somewhere huddled in a corner, in front of his TV, he is crying...
In my wildest fantasy he is my house-boy chef-bitch. Every night I cut off his pony tail but obvi it's back by next morning.