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People Say:

"People say masturbation isn't romantic. I am VERY romantic when I masturbate. I light a candle and then I try to shoot it out."-Dave Attell
"I like to cuddle. But there's such a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away." Dave
If you think dave attell is funny you're probably a terrible person
He is a
He is too fucking funny .