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People Say:

BFF has declared she will wear the flag as a cape and I can't even so Adam Eaton had better look out because LF is ready.
If he is unhappy about being out of the lineup today maybe he should raise his OBP from .290 and stop being a bum.
It would be hard to see the 5 of Chris Sale, Jose Quintana, Jose Abreu, Adam Eaton, and Carlos Rodon being worth less than 19 WAR.
Yo , Adam Eaton hit a grand slam while blowing a bubble... My mind is fucking blown.
If Adam Eaton hits a grand slam but nobody is watching, does it matter?