Tom Noonan

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American, Actor (Famous from Heat (1995))
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  • 3 star rating Tom Noonan's doppelgänger is at Black Cat. I almost screamed like a girl in beatlemania --
  • 4 star rating I watched two movies with Tom Noonan today so I win obviously. --
  • 4 star rating He is an incredibly creepy "that guy." Fantastic actor. --
  • 5 star rating Any film with he is also immediately improved. --
  • 5 star rating He is never not terrifying --
  • 1 star rating But the week to week stuff... Combining actors like Tom Noonan, Frank Whaley, Campbell Scott etc with intriguing storylines --
  • 3 star rating Somebody please cast tom noonan & matt frewer as estranged brothers on a wacky road trip --
  • 2 star rating I can t believe that Tom Noonan (one of my very favorite actors) does nearly all the voices in ANOMALISA. --
  • 5 star rating Last year I told Kent Jones I hope someone makes a movie about him and they cast Tom Noonan to play him. He hasn't talked to me since. --
  • 3 star rating Anybody watch Hell On Wheels? I just met Tom Noonan. He plays the pastor. Nice guy. --
  • 3 star rating James Spader just gave a weird sexually charged monologue to Tom Noonan and I'm riveted --
  • 1 star rating Today I watched Bullet in the Brain, a short movie starring Tom Noonan, twice. I might watch it twice tomorrow as well. --
  • 1 star rating Tom Noonan movie night while I attempt to make alterations to a dress for my costume. It's not going so well. --
  • 5 star rating Tom noonan comes across as someone who s obviously intensely creepy, but his friendliness seems so genuine.. which makes it more unsettling. --
  • 3 star rating Gonna take a wild guess and say he isn't a good guy in this horror film. --
  • 1 star rating Not sure how much I appreciated The House of the Devil outside of its 80s period detail but Tom Noonan was great in it so --
  • 4 star rating Watching House of the Devil. he is cosplaying as the Tall Man. --
  • 4 star rating I almost pity Tom Noonan only being able to play creepy weirdos --
  • 3 star rating Tom Noonan vajon Zeljko Ivanek id skori változatát játssza a 12 Monkeys sorozatban? --
  • 5 star rating Would you go to babysit in Tom Noonan's? --
  • 5 star rating FRANKENSTEIN In the adventure/comedy mash-up THE MONSTER SQUAD Tom Noonan plays one of the most sympathetic versions of The Monster. --
  • 5 star rating Tom Noonan. --
  • 1 star rating pro-tip: If Tom Noonan asks you to babysit his mother during a lunar eclipse, the prudent answer would be no. --
  • 5 star rating He is the Olivier of creepy tall villains --
  • 5 star rating Fun fact: he is six foot five. --
  • 5 star rating I watched Tom Noonan's WHAT HAPPENED WAS...this morning and am now hoping to put to good use the chills still running down my spine. --
  • 4 star rating My mother thinks he is super creepy. Mainly due to Manhunter. --
  • 2 star rating A 35mm print of MANHUNTER is playing at IFC Center next Tuesday night, and Tom Noonan will be there. HUGE. --
  • 3 star rating Of course "Bullet in the Brain" a short film with he is on YouTube. You'll find it. --
  • 2 star rating I get bummed knowing that not that many people know who he is and what a ridiculously awesome actor he is. --
  • 5 star rating If your wife's watching Hell on Wheels, it is your moral obligation when you see Tom Noonan to shout "TOM NOONAN!" at the top of your lungs. --
  • 5 star rating Opening credits: 'and Tom Noonan' ... --
  • 5 star rating If u wanna check out an actor that "looks" like a serial killer check out a character actor named tom noonan. He always plays those roles --
  • 5 star rating Tom Noonan film-a-thon starts at noon. --
  • 1 star rating Tom Noonan and William Mapother are two of the more creepy character actors that i really enjoy watching when they pop up on tv. --
  • 4 star rating If you want to creep up any show, he is your man. --
  • 5 star rating He is always such a great creepy guy! --
  • 1 star rating William Petersen just jumped through a window in slow motion and got very stiffly body-slammed by a stone-faced Tom Noonan. --
  • 4 star rating My favorite tom noonan character is kelso in heat. --
  • 2 star rating This is not the same Clinton team from Friday night ... Never underestimate a Tom Noonan defense! ... --
  • 4 star rating Making 'bad people' seem is the key to making them really Tom Noonan --
  • 4 star rating He is such a touchy feely psychopath. Gives me chills. --
  • 4 star rating He is the modern version of Angus Scrimm. Discuss. --
  • 3 star rating Tom Noonan playing Pallid Man in might be the creepiest bad guy on TV right now. He's awesome. --
  • 5 star rating Tom Noonan's characters are ALWAYS trustworthy. --
  • 1 star rating I KNEW I'd seen Tom Noonan from somewhere recently! He played The Stewmaker on -- THE one villain that totally creeped me out! --
  • 2 star rating Tom Noonan gets win number 100 with a 64 26 stt win against tuscola. Cdub with 27, 10, 6 steals, 4 assists. --
  • 1 star rating Just finished an awesome interview with Tom Noonan for an upcoming Manhunter episode we're doing. Cool film and a cool guy. --
  • 2 star rating Although Tom Noonan was only 35 here in Manhunter. They've also dropped the bodybuilding from his character. --
  • 5 star rating Tom Noonan! Yes! Old Blacklist. --

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