I have a crush on Tom Noonan and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Tom Noonan

American, Actor (Famous from Heat (1995))

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He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

Tom Noonan is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot. Scroll down and check out his slim body.

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Tom Noonan's doppelgänger is at Black Cat. I almost screamed like a girl in beatlemania -- CHESAPEAKE RIPPER
I watched two movies with Tom Noonan today so I win obviously. -- Steven
He is an incredibly creepy "that guy." Fantastic actor. -- rachel
Any film with he is also immediately improved. -- The Vanilla Gorilla
He is never not terrifying -- James Cam'ron
But the week to week stuff... Combining actors like Tom Noonan, Frank Whaley, Campbell Scott etc with intriguing storylines -- Justanotherfilmnerd
Somebody please cast tom noonan & matt frewer as estranged brothers on a wacky road trip -- Andreas
I can t believe that Tom Noonan (one of my very favorite actors) does nearly all the voices in ANOMALISA. -- Dan Hassler-Forest

Last year I told Kent Jones I hope someone makes a movie about him and they cast Tom Noonan to play him. He hasn't talked to me since. -- Greg Cwik
Anybody watch Hell On Wheels? I just met Tom Noonan. He plays the pastor. Nice guy. -- Bro Rogan
James Spader just gave a weird sexually charged monologue to Tom Noonan and I'm riveted -- me
Today I watched Bullet in the Brain, a short movie starring Tom Noonan, twice. I might watch it twice tomorrow as well. -- Alex Zivko-Clark
Tom Noonan movie night while I attempt to make alterations to a dress for my costume. It's not going so well. -- Emily Barney Rubble
Tom noonan comes across as someone who s obviously intensely creepy, but his friendliness seems so genuine.. which makes it more unsettling. -- scary jon
Gonna take a wild guess and say he isn't a good guy in this horror film. -- Sean Kampshoff
Not sure how much I appreciated The House of the Devil outside of its 80s period detail but Tom Noonan was great in it so -- Jonsan van Johnson
Watching House of the Devil. he is cosplaying as the Tall Man. -- The Bills Have Eyes
I almost pity Tom Noonan only being able to play creepy weirdos -- The White Blacula
Tom Noonan vajon Zeljko Ivanek id skori változatát játssza a 12 Monkeys sorozatban? -- Frivalszky Péter
Would you go to babysit in Tom Noonan's? -- Vanessa
FRANKENSTEIN In the adventure/comedy mash-up THE MONSTER SQUAD Tom Noonan plays one of the most sympathetic versions of The Monster. -- 31 Nights of Horror
Tom Noonan. -- Lee
pro-tip: If Tom Noonan asks you to babysit his mother during a lunar eclipse, the prudent answer would be no. -- Gregory Douglass
He is the Olivier of creepy tall villains -- J.R. Lind

Fun fact: he is six foot five. -- Simon of the Desert
I watched Tom Noonan's WHAT HAPPENED WAS...this morning and am now hoping to put to good use the chills still running down my spine. -- David Lowery
My mother thinks he is super creepy. Mainly due to Manhunter. -- Leetoine Doinel
A 35mm print of MANHUNTER is playing at IFC Center next Tuesday night, and Tom Noonan will be there. HUGE. -- Brett Arnold
Of course "Bullet in the Brain" a short film with he is on YouTube. You'll find it. -- K
I get bummed knowing that not that many people know who he is and what a ridiculously awesome actor he is. -- JasonTiesHisShoes
If your wife's watching Hell on Wheels, it is your moral obligation when you see Tom Noonan to shout "TOM NOONAN!" at the top of your lungs. -- Diabolic Dr. Dvorak
Opening credits: 'and Tom Noonan' ... -- Richard Wells
If u wanna check out an actor that "looks" like a serial killer check out a character actor named tom noonan. He always plays those roles -- mtsgrant
Tom Noonan film-a-thon starts at noon. -- Kim Neudorf
Tom Noonan and William Mapother are two of the more creepy character actors that i really enjoy watching when they pop up on tv. -- J.J. Jung
If you want to creep up any show, he is your man. -- Robin
He is always such a great creepy guy! -- 12 Monkeys Uncaged
William Petersen just jumped through a window in slow motion and got very stiffly body-slammed by a stone-faced Tom Noonan. -- david st.jacques
My favorite tom noonan character is kelso in heat. -- Bobby Digital
This is not the same Clinton team from Friday night ... Never underestimate a Tom Noonan defense! ... -- Aric Lee
Making 'bad people' seem is the key to making them really Tom Noonan -- RW Van Sant
He is such a touchy feely psychopath. Gives me chills. -- Aaron Stanford
He is the modern version of Angus Scrimm. Discuss. -- Kerin Shea
Tom Noonan playing Pallid Man in might be the creepiest bad guy on TV right now. He's awesome. -- Aaron Crocker
Tom Noonan's characters are ALWAYS trustworthy. -- Do Sheba Get!
I KNEW I'd seen Tom Noonan from somewhere recently! He played The Stewmaker on -- THE one villain that totally creeped me out! -- Mary the Geek
Tom Noonan gets win number 100 with a 64 26 stt win against tuscola. Cdub with 27, 10, 6 steals, 4 assists. -- troy hayes
Just finished an awesome interview with Tom Noonan for an upcoming Manhunter episode we're doing. Cool film and a cool guy. -- Shut Up Kids Podcast
Although Tom Noonan was only 35 here in Manhunter. They've also dropped the bodybuilding from his character. -- Stevi Deter
Tom Noonan! Yes! Old Blacklist. -- Jingle Fox