Never be ashamed of having a crush on Randy Choate I'm a crusher
American baseball player
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Why People Have A Crush On Randy Choate
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What Randy Choate said about Rosenthal is so true lol!!!! -- Kurt Sodak
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He is cracking me up! talking smack on Rosey! -- Rachel Foster
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How is randy choate still alive -- baseball bae
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Somehow this is going to end up with Puig getting an at bat against Randy Choate just watch -- Dreadbird Menace
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For a sec it look like the Dodgers put in Dennis Eckersley? Who btw could have been a teammate with Randy Choate....how is he still playing? -- Coaching4Him1st
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I may be missing someone, but I think the now-warming he is the last surviving dynasty Yankee, which is no-shit actually cool. -- Tim Marchman
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Randy choate's era this postseason is infinity. Literally. -- Tom Asher
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Why in the hell is Randy Choate still on the team? -- Matthew Browning
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That, ladies & gentlemen, is exactly why you pay Randy Choate $7.5 million over three years. Let's pray Gonzalez doesn't get the last laugh. -- Bradford Bruns
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Oh man, he is still playing? -- Bexy
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Is randy choate the ultimate loogy -- Kyle Dougherty
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He is so old Im pretty sure he fought in the 1st World War. -- Zack Nogueira
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He is always a good option, said no fan ever. -- Luke Epplin
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I knew randy choate was going to fuck up this game is close again -- .
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With Jeter retired, I think he is the last active player from the 2000 Yankees. -- Peter Botte
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He is somehow always in the playoffs. And he's never been a good pitcher. -- Ryan
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Is Randy Choate's ERA infiniti now? -- Paul Baek
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Adrian Gonzalez clubs a 2-run home run off Randy Choate, and Dodger Stadium is loud again. up 10-8 -- J.P. Hoornstra
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So much for Randy Choate being on the roster just to face Adrian Gonzalez ... straight slow pitch softball pitch hit 450ft -- Jeff Barrett
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"Randy Choate" is also the most common name amongst Cardinals fans. -- Mike
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Randy Choate lowkey is a real one deep down lol...he never wanted to leave LA -- Pabs
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Randy choate is a prime example that if you're a left handed pitcher in baseball you'll always have a job -- Joe U
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Literally he is garbage -- sn3
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Ugh. Randy Choate. Why is he still being let into games? -- Josh Laszlo
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Randy choate is still alive????? -- Capon
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He is a joke of a pitcher. The Pete Kozma of our pitching staff -- Eddy Hoganson
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He is so garbage watching this game just makes me laugh -- ricecakes (ps4)
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Poor Randy Choate. He just wanted to get out this inning so he could catch the end of Matlock and go to bed. -- Alex Barry
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He is hilarious -- chuck hoag
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Randy choate is still in the league? LOL -- DT3
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He is only good for throwing hanging sliders and referencing obscure stats about old pitchers. -- Josh Matejka
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I'm sure he is a nice man. He shouldn't be playing professional baseball anymore. -- Not Not Peter
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He is still in the mlb!?!? Holy smokes. I remember getting autographs from him at yanks games when i was like 10 -- Bojangles
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How is Randy Choate even in the league still? -- Ryan Hurley
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A-GON slams one out over the RF fence to put the Dodgers within two. Only one out in the 8th. Matt Kemp now the batter. he is out. -- Nick Hamelin
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So that guy is Randy Choate's job all series. Umm, please do better. Good lord man. -- Brad Hood
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Randy Chaote: "who the fuck is Randy Choate? How did I get out here? What are these clothes? Where's my nurse?" -- Chris Magnante
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Its so disgusting having to watch a guy like randy choate throw in the big leagues -- Brett DeVall
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I know Randy Choate's Mom, she's very very sad right now. -- Darcy Brockman
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He is so bad. -- Taylor Kabuss
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He is still in the Majors how about that? -- Cory
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He is always the one to fuck things up -- Sam Coyle
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Randy Choate, for when you don't really want to win anyway. -- J. Tidwell
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That's why Randy Choate makes me nervous...because he is crap. -- Baseball Guy
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Randy Choate now pitching. With Jeter now retired, he is now the last active member of the 2000 champion Lolwut. -- Pinstripe Alley
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How old is randy choate? 105 years old? -- W3105
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Holy Shit! he is still kickin' -- Sean DeVries
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He is mainly on the roster so Mike Matheny has someone to talk to about grunge music and the world before the internet existed. -- Sean Keane
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If you don't believe left handed and breathing is a thing in the MLB, I submit Randy Choate as evidence to the jury. -- Jeffrey Wright
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Here comes Randy Choate, who broke into the majors in 1914. The only other major leaguer with 100 years of experience is Scott Atchison. -- Andy Resnik
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