Randy Choate

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American baseball player
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  • 4 star rating What Randy Choate said about Rosenthal is so true lol!!!! --
  • 5 star rating He is cracking me up! talking smack on Rosey! --
  • 5 star rating How is randy choate still alive --
  • 3 star rating Somehow this is going to end up with Puig getting an at bat against Randy Choate just watch --
  • 5 star rating For a sec it look like the Dodgers put in Dennis Eckersley? Who btw could have been a teammate with Randy Choate....how is he still playing? --
  • 1 star rating I may be missing someone, but I think the now-warming he is the last surviving dynasty Yankee, which is no-shit actually cool. --
  • 4 star rating Randy choate's era this postseason is infinity. Literally. --
  • 4 star rating Why in the hell is Randy Choate still on the team? --
  • 5 star rating That, ladies & gentlemen, is exactly why you pay Randy Choate $7.5 million over three years. Let's pray Gonzalez doesn't get the last laugh. --
  • 5 star rating Oh man, he is still playing? --
  • 5 star rating Is randy choate the ultimate loogy --
  • 4 star rating He is so old Im pretty sure he fought in the 1st World War. --
  • 5 star rating He is always a good option, said no fan ever. --
  • 4 star rating I knew randy choate was going to fuck up this game is close again --
  • 3 star rating With Jeter retired, I think he is the last active player from the 2000 Yankees. --
  • 3 star rating He is somehow always in the playoffs. And he's never been a good pitcher. --
  • 5 star rating Is Randy Choate's ERA infiniti now? --
  • 3 star rating Adrian Gonzalez clubs a 2-run home run off Randy Choate, and Dodger Stadium is loud again. up 10-8 --
  • 1 star rating So much for Randy Choate being on the roster just to face Adrian Gonzalez ... straight slow pitch softball pitch hit 450ft --
  • 4 star rating "Randy Choate" is also the most common name amongst Cardinals fans. --
  • 3 star rating Randy Choate lowkey is a real one deep down lol...he never wanted to leave LA --
  • 2 star rating Randy choate is a prime example that if you're a left handed pitcher in baseball you'll always have a job --
  • 5 star rating Literally he is garbage --
  • 4 star rating Ugh. Randy Choate. Why is he still being let into games? --
  • 5 star rating Randy choate is still alive????? --
  • 4 star rating He is a joke of a pitcher. The Pete Kozma of our pitching staff --
  • 4 star rating He is so garbage watching this game just makes me laugh --
  • 2 star rating Poor Randy Choate. He just wanted to get out this inning so he could catch the end of Matlock and go to bed. --
  • 5 star rating He is hilarious --
  • 5 star rating Randy choate is still in the league? LOL --
  • 3 star rating He is only good for throwing hanging sliders and referencing obscure stats about old pitchers. --
  • 3 star rating I'm sure he is a nice man. He shouldn't be playing professional baseball anymore. --
  • 1 star rating He is still in the mlb!?!? Holy smokes. I remember getting autographs from him at yanks games when i was like 10 --
  • 5 star rating How is Randy Choate even in the league still? --
  • 5 star rating A-GON slams one out over the RF fence to put the Dodgers within two. Only one out in the 8th. Matt Kemp now the batter. he is out. --
  • 3 star rating So that guy is Randy Choate's job all series. Umm, please do better. Good lord man. --
  • 1 star rating Randy Chaote: "who the fuck is Randy Choate? How did I get out here? What are these clothes? Where's my nurse?" --
  • 3 star rating Its so disgusting having to watch a guy like randy choate throw in the big leagues --
  • 4 star rating I know Randy Choate's Mom, she's very very sad right now. --
  • 5 star rating He is so bad. --
  • 5 star rating He is still in the Majors how about that? --
  • 5 star rating He is always the one to fuck things up --
  • 4 star rating Randy Choate, for when you don't really want to win anyway. --
  • 4 star rating That's why Randy Choate makes me nervous...because he is crap. --
  • 1 star rating Randy Choate now pitching. With Jeter now retired, he is now the last active member of the 2000 champion Lolwut. --
  • 5 star rating How old is randy choate? 105 years old? --
  • 5 star rating Holy Shit! he is still kickin' --
  • 1 star rating He is mainly on the roster so Mike Matheny has someone to talk to about grunge music and the world before the internet existed. --
  • 1 star rating If you don't believe left handed and breathing is a thing in the MLB, I submit Randy Choate as evidence to the jury. --
  • 5 star rating Here comes Randy Choate, who broke into the majors in 1914. The only other major leaguer with 100 years of experience is Scott Atchison. --

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