Perry Saturn

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• He is sort of just this forgotten about guy. But he was really fucking good. -- Ben.
• Seeing how far he's come since WCW it's really weird seeing Chris Jericho lose clean to Perry Saturn in the middle of the ring. -- [Patient_Zer0]
• "We are the guys who split The Eliminators... And now Perry Saturn wears a dress!" -- Endocrine
• 13 yrs ago today Oct 9/01 in Moline, IL I defeated Perry Saturn -- Lance Storm
• Nigga, Perry Saturn -- Kool Keef
• Perry Saturn was smoking meth before Breaking Bad was even cool. -- Green Blazer
• I miss the cesaro theme where he had the perry saturn siren. i swear vince changed it because he doesn't want cesaro to get over. -- Cory
• Putain j'ai cru que Perry Saturn sortait du train juste devant moi. Faut que j'arrête avec la ECW. -- Mam'
• Death Valley Driver and Perry Saturn wins. -- Zach Donegan
• Ah ok, so the whole Vito wearing a dress thing came from Perry Saturn? LMFAO makes sense now... -- Let's Talk Wrestling
• He is the scary looking man at the gay pride parade that is actually just a big ole teddy bear -- My space celebrity
• Does anyone know how he is doing nowadays or has he disappeared again? -- John
• Rats according to HHH: Big Show, Chris Jericho, Eddie Guerrero, Dean Malenko, Perry Saturn, [REDACTED], Haku. -- Uhdumb
• Oops.... I mean Raven vs Perry Saturn -- WWESuperFan
• Saw two men today, on separate occasions, who looked like Perry Saturn. -- Matt Mason
• Cleaning day at HCW arena. Moody chaos. Kamala insists on more wheelbarrow rides. Perry Saturn takes the only mop. Akeem still parrothumped. -- Herzog Books
• A jetlagged Sabu pinned Perry Saturn in 19:37 of a match universally described as horrible. [12/96] -- Meltzer in the 90s
• I've just realised that both HBK and Perry Saturn are insanely cross-eyed. -- Foxy
• Watching a match between Jericho and Eddie Guerrero, involving Eddie's stablemates of Perry Saturn, Dean Malenko, and ABSOLUTELY NO ONE ELSE -- Monsieur Bison
• In 1996 there may not have been a more well rounded or more fun to watch wrestler than Perry Saturn -- Che-hawk!
• Dude's legit like a Perry Saturn -- Company Man Howie
• Is Miz the new Perry Saturn??? -- Stephen McCullough
• Remaining Other Superstars. DM if interested. Okada Oliver Grey Ophidian Orlando Jordan Percy Watson Perry Saturn Pinkie Sanchez Prince Puma -- Stephanie McMahon
• Missed opportunity: Joey Mercury. Perry Saturn. The team of Out of this World. Right? Right. -- LastRockStar
• Tyson Kidd hitting Darren Young with Perry Saturn's finisher, the Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gradanza. -- Andrew MacDonald
• "I got a coupl'a good Raven stories" - Perry Saturn -- Dave to the Future
• Kurt Angle, William Regal, Dean Malenko, Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, and Perry Saturn are some of the greatest wrestlers in the world. -- Nate
• Shane Douglas, Dean Malenko and Perry Saturn vs Curt Henning, Barry Windham and Bobby Duncan sounds great to be honest -- Kotal Mah-tin
• The Eliminators (Perry Saturn & John Kronus) (w/Jason Knight) vs The Pitbulls (Pitbull & (w/Francine) -- Dean Ambrose Era
• Perry Saturn was such a underrated wrestler! That dude could do anything in the ring! -- Heel Kuruc
• There's always a dude with a siren in his theme song on the active roster of WWE, Cesaros theme is lame but that Perry Saturn one ruled hard -- Mike Everest
• I lied. This six man tag match with Too Cool and Chyna against Eddie Guerrero, Perry Saturn, and Dean Malenko is p good. -- Col Fitz WiII
• So why did Brock F5 Shane? Why did Triple H help Owens win the Belt? Where is Perry Saturn? Why is there a "H" in Sheamus?! I want answers. -- Kevin Owens' Beard.
• No one is better than Perry Saturn -- Session Sloth
• Good thing Barrett won that match. Haven't felt so bad for a wrestler since Perry Saturn and the "Moppy" saga. -- Matt Cherry
• Perry Saturn was just a straight up G doesn't get the credit & recognition he deserves in my eyes -- WWE_Star
• Who knew Samoa Joe would be fighting Perry Saturn in his debut NXT match. -- James Stewart
• A Ravens Rules match between Perry Saturn Vs Raven. -- matty
• Dica pra quem tá a toa: Tá passando Raven vs. Perry Saturn no Fall Brawl no Fox Sports 2 agora. De nada. -- Izac Luna™
• Perry Saturn -- Joey
• Natang mne pulak dolph ziggler ni. Aku selaku pggemar wrestling zmn perry saturn xpnah jumpe pun dgar tu apatah lg -- Iashu Md
• Bad Bones würde es nicht in die schaffen. Viel zu klein - er wäre ja quasi der zweite Perry Saturn :D -- Heimkurve
• You. Yes, you. Your girl look like Perry Saturn. We call her Sherry Saturn. -- Ludwig van J'Thoven
• Perry Saturn comes to the ring in a dress, outraged. Storyline ended 8 months ago. -- Faux Tony Schiavone
• Mind over matter, I don't mind he don't matter. Man Perry Saturn was hard. -- Big Bad Booty Daddy
• MONDAY: Perry Saturn vs. D. J. Hyde in a No Holds Barred -- Crusher Verdu
• You're lying to yourself if you don't think Grant Fuhr doesn't look like Perry Saturn -- Brian
• Perry Saturn talking about dinosaurs walking around crapping on everyone. Wow. -- The Great Epic T.O.
• Perry Saturn was so underrated. Who was it he beat the hell out of for botching moves in one of his matches? -- T-Ray
• Perry Saturn was fighting a male lighter weight Muay Thai kickboxer named Palin Yar Giabusabar from Thailand who is 17-years-old. -- QuoteBot3000

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