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Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 2 star rating So much to tell... But a small child to put to bed first...apparently Meg and Mog have met a mastodon --
  • 1 star rating My only plan for today is to by a mastodon poster, how exciting. I feel like i'm not taking full advantage of the time off. --
  • 2 star rating Really debating on buying a $60 ticket to see Seether, Mastodon, Five Finger Death Punch, and Rob Zombie --
  • 4 star rating High Road is definitely my new favourite Mastodon song. Easily. --
  • 5 star rating So I looked at who my nephew was following on comment - turns out he's following both Mastodon, and Opeth? Fuck, I have taught him well! :D --
  • 5 star rating Cy Burnes is dealing, through 1. --
  • 4 star rating Holy balls, tdep/soulfly/mastodon supergroup is amazing --
  • 5 star rating Nick he is boyfriend :( --
  • 5 star rating Once more round the sun is one hell of an album --
  • 5 star rating I love nick mastodon's vines bc they have my favorite elements, an attractive man, adorableness, and being a dick to a little kid --
  • 5 star rating Once more round the sun by he is an amazing album --
  • 5 star rating Blood and Thunder - Mastodon --
  • 5 star rating Mastodon - The wolf is loose --
  • 5 star rating Wtf is a mastodon --
  • 4 star rating Why do take so long to get started? Can't give up so many TOs --
  • 3 star rating A minha grande falha foi só ter começado a ouvir mastodon há uns dias --
  • 5 star rating This mastodon show is stupid as hell --
  • 4 star rating Ios 11 is out settings > general > software update --
  • 4 star rating So excited for this new Mastodon track featuring Gibby Haynes --
  • 5 star rating The Last Baron by he is the pinnacle of music --
  • 3 star rating Never actually listened to Mastodon before this, but their new album is fucking gooooooooood --
  • 5 star rating "And you were slipping away what do I say to you and if I want you to stay what do I say to you" - that Mastodon hook killllllls me, so good --
  • 3 star rating The opening track to the album is already insane Mastodon - Tread Lightly --
  • 5 star rating Sage Francis, Electric Wizard, Damnation Festival, Mastodon & Machine Head. The last third of the year is looking pretty good, gig-wise. --
  • 1 star rating The mass controversy surrounding Mastodon's new video definitely proves once again that racism is still a fucking problem. --
  • 3 star rating Treasurer Bennett says the city is just splitting the take from the Mastodon Mayhem Challenge --
  • 1 star rating S/o to anyone actually sending me jams, digging all of it. lower definition, mastodon, opeth, all tight, all very heavy though --
  • 3 star rating He is in the center of a twerking scandal. 2014 is just the stupidest goddamned year. --
  • 5 star rating But seriously where is my Mastodon ticket --
  • 1 star rating So Mastodon have created a bit of a stir with their video to Motherload. We cant see what all the fuss is about!! ;-) --
  • 1 star rating Me, have a pet? I have ... a mastodon tooth, a few trilobites, so either I have fossils ... or a time machine. --
  • 5 star rating For a change of pace, after Cocteau Twins this morning it's a Mastodon afternoon. Quintessence is a beautiful blast furnace of a song. --
  • 5 star rating New he is making me sad --
  • 1 star rating SikTh/Volbeat/Hatebreed/AHC/Soil/(hed) PE/Mastodon/Machine Head and maybe Protest The Hero... This is how you see out the year --
  • 5 star rating He is in Dallas the same night as Amity :( --
  • 3 star rating The controversy over that dumb Mastodon video should be that it's so dumb --
  • 3 star rating So now we get to say Nicki Minaj and Mastodon have something in common --
  • 2 star rating Mastodon respond to yet another controversy that shouldn't really be that controversial in the first place... --
  • 5 star rating To day is Mastodon's - "The Motherload" --
  • 4 star rating I lowkey think nick mastodon is cute.............. --
  • 3 star rating The fact that i'll probably be seeing he is making me pretty fucking happy. --
  • 2 star rating So that Mastodon video with all the butts is kind of great? Or maybe not great but at least really good. --
  • 3 star rating Prime Rib is prepped. Now to shower and get the booze ready, so I can make it through the day. --
  • 5 star rating The dancer talking about her own subjective feelings about the Mastodon video is pretty much what I've been waiting for since Twerkgate. --
  • 2 star rating "That's the tragic thing about being the savior; you have to keep saving people." -The Evil Queen, S6E3 --
  • 1 star rating Alguien que me explique el último video de Mastodon...¿se supone que se esten vacilando a Anaconda? Cause is weirdly hilarious. --
  • 4 star rating Briefing word being as how mastodon puncher: xWhRBAi --
  • 5 star rating People may be ready for my remix of this is dirty, but no ones nearly ready for the remix of mastodon I have coming to you soon. --
  • 5 star rating Got my mom into Mastodon. This is important --
  • 2 star rating Getting introduced to bands at festivals is the best way; ie frank turner and mastodon at sonisphere --

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