Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mastodon I'm a crusher
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Why People Have A Crush On Mastodon
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - So much to tell... But a small child to put to bed first...apparently Meg and Mog have met a mastodon -- realscientists
- My only plan for today is to by a mastodon poster, how exciting. I feel like i'm not taking full advantage of the time off. -- Lucás Capucha
- Really debating on buying a $60 ticket to see Seether, Mastodon, Five Finger Death Punch, and Rob Zombie -- Seth Steward
- High Road is definitely my new favourite Mastodon song. Easily. -- Jamie Fawkes
- So I looked at who my nephew was following on comment - turns out he's following both Mastodon, and Opeth? Fuck, I have taught him well! :D -- Layne Edward Kovacs
- That was a very good Last Week Tonight. -- Pete
- Holy balls, tdep/soulfly/mastodon supergroup is amazing -- Amber
- Nick he is boyfriend :( -- lala
- Once more round the sun is one hell of an album -- Thomas Reason
- I love nick mastodon's vines bc they have my favorite elements, an attractive man, adorableness, and being a dick to a little kid -- Colleen
- Once more round the sun by he is an amazing album -- When's Megaman
- Blood and Thunder - Mastodon -- Mordecai
- Mastodon - The wolf is loose -- deuso gabriel
- Wtf is a mastodon -- nëlli
- Why do take so long to get started? Can't give up so many TOs -- Stuart
- A minha grande falha foi só ter começado a ouvir mastodon há uns dias -- son of anarchy
- This mastodon show is stupid as hell -- nick myers
- Ios 11 is out settings > general > software update -- mastodon
- So excited for this new Mastodon track featuring Gibby Haynes -- Snevis Anse
- The Last Baron by he is the pinnacle of music -- nate
- Never actually listened to Mastodon before this, but their new album is fucking gooooooooood -- alkdjaaa.
- "And you were slipping away what do I say to you and if I want you to stay what do I say to you" - that Mastodon hook killllllls me, so good -- Josh Richter
- The opening track to the album is already insane Mastodon - Tread Lightly -- zuhair ॐ
- Sage Francis, Electric Wizard, Damnation Festival, Mastodon & Machine Head. The last third of the year is looking pretty good, gig-wise. -- Anton
- The mass controversy surrounding Mastodon's new video definitely proves once again that racism is still a fucking problem. -- Nu-Metal Thottie
- Treasurer Bennett says the city is just splitting the take from the Mastodon Mayhem Challenge -- Tran Longmoore
- S/o to anyone actually sending me jams, digging all of it. lower definition, mastodon, opeth, all tight, all very heavy though -- dude
- He is in the center of a twerking scandal. 2014 is just the stupidest goddamned year. -- Brock Wilbur
- But seriously where is my Mastodon ticket -- Jake Joshua ⚽️
- So Mastodon have created a bit of a stir with their video to Motherload. We cant see what all the fuss is about!! ;-) -- Unchained Rock Show
- Me, have a pet? I have ... a mastodon tooth, a few trilobites, so either I have fossils ... or a time machine. -- WNYKurt
- For a change of pace, after Cocteau Twins this morning it's a Mastodon afternoon. Quintessence is a beautiful blast furnace of a song. -- Eric Avery
- New he is making me sad -- Megan O'Kane
- SikTh/Volbeat/Hatebreed/AHC/Soil/(hed) PE/Mastodon/Machine Head and maybe Protest The Hero... This is how you see out the year -- Papa Mike
- He is in Dallas the same night as Amity :( -- ragnar
- The controversy over that dumb Mastodon video should be that it's so dumb -- Ashley Optional
- So now we get to say Nicki Minaj and Mastodon have something in common -- Tristan
- Mastodon respond to yet another controversy that shouldn't really be that controversial in the first place... -- Stuert Johnstone
- To day is Mastodon's - "The Motherload" -- #420Tune
- I lowkey think nick mastodon is cute.............. -- ☂
- The fact that i'll probably be seeing he is making me pretty fucking happy. -- Matt Gulick
- So that Mastodon video with all the butts is kind of great? Or maybe not great but at least really good. -- Matthew Lawrence
- The press is making a big deal about the temps for the game tonight. That's a Tuesday in Wisconsin. -- eteP
- The dancer talking about her own subjective feelings about the Mastodon video is pretty much what I've been waiting for since Twerkgate. -- I.A.N. R.O.G.E.R.S.
- "That's the tragic thing about being the savior; you have to keep saving people." -The Evil Queen, S6E3 -- Jenry Cruz, Jr.
- Alguien que me explique el último video de Mastodon...¿se supone que se esten vacilando a Anaconda? Cause is weirdly hilarious. -- Alder
- Briefing word being as how mastodon puncher: xWhRBAi -- AllisonNathan
- People may be ready for my remix of this is dirty, but no ones nearly ready for the remix of mastodon I have coming to you soon. -- Ozzy Music
- Got my mom into Mastodon. This is important -- Jake Pelzl
- Getting introduced to bands at festivals is the best way; ie frank turner and mastodon at sonisphere -- charlie
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