Never be ashamed of having a crush on Manny Machado I'm a crusher
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Manny Machado is straight. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Manny Machado
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All I want for Christmas is Manny Machado on the Yankees but at a reasonable price lol -- Brandon Platt
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All I want for Christmas is for the Yankees to not give Manny Machado more than 7 years -- Noah Clement
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All I want this Christmas is Manny Machado in a Yankee uniform. -- B-Curt ❌❌
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All I want for Christmas is manny machado to hit behind Aaron judge in 2019 -- THOR TO NY ‘19
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Is Manny Machado a Yankee yet? (Merry Christmas) -- Mike Murabito
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All I want for Christmas is the Phillies to sign Manny Machado. -- EE
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It s Christmas Day and Manny Machado still isn t a Yankee, I m disgusted -- E
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The Icing on the cake to make this the best Christmas ever is Manny Machado sigining with the Yankees -- Andrew Krawsek
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So whos tree was manny machado under bc he wasnt under mine.. -- Dave Matthews
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I hope manny machado is under my tree -- Mike
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All I want for Christmas is 1 Manny Machado please -- bran voit
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About to go downstairs and see if he is under my tree. wish me luck. Merry Christmas Yankee comment -- Michael Deluco
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GIO URSHELA IS BETTER THAN MANNY MACHADO -- C (22-15)
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So happy to have Gio Urshela over Manny Machado -- Bryan J. Norton
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GIO URSHELA IS THE NEW MANNY MACHADO -- Mario Piacquadio
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Gio urshela is better than manny machado -- Neekis
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Wait he is 26? Shit -- Plum, TWWWinsStan
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Jeff Wilpon calling an emergency hearing to figure out why he is a Padre -- Good Idea Dave
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MANNY MACHADO IS A SAN DIEGO PADRE! -- Patrick Dailey
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Manny Machado really said We ll win a World Series before you guys ever do as if they re not 15 games out of first -- Allison Smith
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It still hasnt hit me that manny machado is a padre -- rafa “sugar cane chop” smith
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Manny Machado came in a couple minutes ago and his LV bag is so sparkly and brighter than my future -- Dahlia Perez
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Christian Vázquez is tied with Manny Machado in wRC+. One point behind Francisco Lindor, two behind Bryce Harper. -- OverTheMonster
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JAKE ARRIETA IS A COCK SUCKER
MANNY MACHADO IS UNFAIRLY JUDGED
FUCK YOU MLB -- ⓃⓎⓎ ⓈⓃⓄⒷ - ⓉⒽⒺ ⓈⓃⓄⒷ
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Damn we really about to lose to Manny Machado again -- Jessica Rabbit 🐰♥️
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He is such a dickbag I cant believe I once rooted for him -- Lincoln
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Manny Machado just isn't the same now that he's 27. -- Tim Spivey
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Manny Machado seriously needs to contact a hair stylist . It s BAD lol. -- VoteCody&Joc2019!⚾️
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When people say "manny being manny" about manny machado, it takes 10 years off my life -- chavis optimism account
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The whole Dodgers Stadium really boo d Manny Machado (RJ s dad) on his birthday -- 𝚖 𝚒 𝚌 𝚑 𝚎 𝚕 𝚕 𝚎 :]
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I hate when teams identify themselves by one player - "Manny Machado and the Padres are coming to town" it's so cringey -- Kristen ⚾
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It s amazing to think had the signed Manny Machado we very well wouldn t have the double dose of DJ LeMahieu and Gio Urshela. -- Mike Calendrillo
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He is so ass bra -- 630
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He is fuckin pathetic -- Fendito
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Man manny machado is ICE cold right now he s whiffing on everything -- El ministro
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Weather is getting colder, which means Manny Machado SUCKS -- Blog Boy
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He is dead to me -- Woody’sDFS
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"he is 27?!?" - me, the person born the exact same day as Manny Machado -- Kelsey
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Ryan Goins wRC+ 140
Manny Machado wRC+ 122
And Goins is making way less. Hahn does it again!!!!!! -- TheMoneyWillBeSpent
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If you put one of my men s soccer players in a Padres uniform he could SO EASILY pass as Manny Machado. I am shook lmfao -- spøøky jess
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Don t let Derrick Henry running for 195 yards tonight distract your from how big of a piece of garbage he is -- Jake Thayer
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Manny Machado has been watching the 2010 WS for seven hours and is sobbing his heart out -- mlb shitpost bot (?)
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Coronavirus isn t stopping Manny Machado from hitting lasers -- Jordan Naylor
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I love that Manny Machado wants to win a gold glove so bad. -- JeanClaudeFanDan
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Gio Urshela is a better athlete than Manny Machado -- Perry Pinstripe
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Is Manny Machado still overvalued? Most Def! -- Jordan Roerick
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Carai irmão, queria dizer não mas ontem só tava mandando FUEGO da terceira base. Quase um Manny Machado -- At bat do Tetsuto Yamada
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Why Mike Trout is the new Manny Machado -- Sportspiece Bot
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Lopez looks fantastic..he struck out 4 including machado
another note manny machado is 1/19 this spring -- Jake
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Manny Machado will be giving birth at Chick-Fil-A -- and I bet Sting is watching the Iowa caucus delays like: -- Cody's Subtweeter
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