M Night Shyamalan

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Q: Why is an like an M Night Shyamalan movie? A: Because there is always a twist at the end of it. -- Ankit Balyan
• The twist in M. Night Shyamalan's next film is that it turns out to be a good movie. -- Lauren Dornan
• Marriage is like a sweet romance story till you get to the lame M. Night Shyamalan twist where you realize you've been dead for years. --
• If I'm starting a sign painting company, there's is no way I'm not calling it M. Night Shyamalan's Signs. -- Rory Panagotopulos
• Everyone around me on this train is asleep. I may have wandered into the start of an M. Night Shyamalan film. -- Sara Barnard
• In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that [A mime having a stroke] had really been [Dancing with a broom] all along. -- Dork Passenger
• shows David Fincher is kind of like M. Night Shyamalan, but with a mostly credible plot. -- André Crous
• Immediately after making the Sixth Sense, M. Night Shyamalan wrote the screenplay for Stuart Little because he is a -- Ryan Whittington
• Somewhere, M. Night Shyamalan is getting the world's biggest erection -- Soixante-Neuf
• Is it weird that some nights I just stare at a picture of M. Night Shyamalan until I'm angry enough to go on patrols? -- Batman
• Catching up on tonights X Factor. Jesus Christ Louis Walsh needs to change his name to M. Night Shyamalan. SO MANY TWISTS. -- Thomas Longstaff
• Is M Night Shyamalan directing -- Andie Davies
• Also, this Doctor Who series is a little too similar to M. Night Shyamalan's THE HAPPENING for my taste. -- Scott Rice
• Today I learned that M. Night Shyamalan's name isn't M. Lam Shamalam. -- Hailey Jackson
• "Jesus honey, I don't know. How about a letter, a time of day, and something really Indian" - M. Night Shyamalan's parents' naming process -- Megan Attaway
• What a twist to end the UKIP conference. Is Farage the M Night Shyamalan of UK politics? -- Tom Larkin
• This movie is trying so hard to do a plot twist, M Night Shyamalan masturbates to it. -- looklook
• My life is worse than an M. Night Shyamalan film. -- Timothy Ng
• Is it any weirder that my 6th Sense kicked in while watching Unbreakable? This is too weird. Like I'm actually IN an M.Night Shyamalan movie -- A la Moves
• Did you guys know that M. Night Shyamalan is in Stuart Little? -- LD
• My worst nightmare is Michael Bay and M. Night Shyamalan making a film together and releasing it into theatres. -- Rachel T
• All I would like is a picture of an elevator that does not look like a screenshot from M. Night Shyamalan's Devil -- Jordan Lyric
• Jeff Nichols' film "Take Shelter" (2011) is remarkable. It's the movie M Night Shyamalan wishes he could make. Incredibly suspenseful. -- Daniel Reeders
• I'm the new M Night Shyamalan. From now on all my stories will end with a twist that they're all ghosts. This writing lark is easy. -- Glen Laker
• If this was an M Night Shyamalan movie, this is when we would find out Jeter has actually been dead since 2003.. -- Aaron Gordon
• The Village by M. Night Shyamalan is one of my all time favorite movies -- T R V P S H ! T
• I didn't mind the free U2 album and I've never had a problem with iTunes, so I guess I'm in a M. Night Shyamalan film and actually dead? -- Freeman
• John Salmons is the M Night Shyamalan of basketball players. He had his day, but has had a lot of BS since, yet he keeps getting chances. -- Bradley Geiser
• It's like he is writing my life story with all these twits. -- Leonardo Eggleston
• Sometimes I watch and get really sad that M. Night Shyamalan got so terrible at making movies. He was actually good then. -- Kate
• So is the unholy child of Sherlock Holmes and M Night Shyamalan's Unbreakable? Ugh. -- Brad Valachovic
• Life so messed up, Guillermo del Toro and M Night Shyamalan call it abstract. -- Ryan Popplestone
• My favourite Romantic film is The Happening (2008), directed by M. Night Shyamalan, starring Mark Wahlberg and Zoey Deschanel. -- _seni / alwinhimself
• I don't get it, is imu some sort of crazy m night shyamalan twist of saying you are the person you're talking to -- james
• The Fappening is almost as bad as that M. Night Shyamalan movie. -- Joe 'Monk' Pardavila
• I know it's week 3, but the Cardinals leading the NFC west is a bigger plot twist than an M.Night Shyamalan movie -- Sav Libassi
• M.Night Shyamalan does do very silly movies, but he certainly knows how to direct 'unsettling moods' I'll give him that! -- Destro7000
• My son dreamt we used water to defeat the aliens that were chasing us. Basically, my 5-year-old is just as creative as M. Night Shyamalan. -- Atheist Viking
• The 6th sense is such an amazing film... Oh M. Night Shyamalan.... What happened -- Nick Nevern
• The Sixth Sense is on. Great. The movie that'll go down in history M.Night Shyamalan's only good movie. -- ScaredyCatCally
• Anyone else think "The Fappening" is one big subliminal marketing ploy to get us to watch The Happening by M Night Shyamalan? -- Cory Healy
• Michael Bay is slowly turning into M. Night Shyamalan. *Slow clap* -- Karolina Molina
• Idea for movie with a shocker ending: during end credits of a really good film, the director is revealed to be M Night Shyamalan -- Imaginary
• Is M. Night Shyamalan still a thing? -- Music Loving Chick
• Maybe M. Night Shyamalan is directing Jameis Winston's life, and the plot twist at the end is that he actually has no penis. -- Evil Cam Newton
• Roger Goodell is the M. Night Shyamalan of commissioners. His shtick is so polluted now that we can't believe a single earnest thing he says -- David Pincus
• Wow! So it turns out the vote in Scotland was really about England after all! Well played Dave, a twist worthy of M Night Shyamalan -- Craicsploitation
• I really want to live in a world where m. night shyamalan made more than three good films before going off the rails -- Alice W. Castle
• In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that had really been Dove all along. -- TrendAgainstHumanity
• Why the hell are Glasgow, Edinburgh and Aberdeen declared last tonight? Is directed by M Night Shyamalan? SUSPENSE. -- T H E G R I N D

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