Joseph Heller

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Novelist, short story writer, playwright
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  • 1 star rating "The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them." Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" --
  • 2 star rating Mankind is resilient: the atrocities that horrified us a week ago become acceptable tomorrow ~Joseph --
  • 3 star rating If you want to have a mental crisis, read Catch-22 by Joseph Heller... This book is crazy. --
  • 3 star rating Catch 22 by he is the most overrated novel in the existence of humanity. --
  • 3 star rating Joseph Heller~ The enemy is anybody whos going to get you killed no matter which side hes on. --
  • 3 star rating Who is Spain? Why is Hitler? Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear? ~Joseph --
  • 3 star rating Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for. Joseph Heller --
  • 5 star rating I am Yosarian and my doctor's office is a Joseph Heller novel. I'm TRYING to amuse myself with the staggering institutional incompetence. --
  • 3 star rating The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. -- Joseph Heller --
  • 2 star rating "The enemy is anybody who is going to get you killed, no matter which side they're on"-Joseph Heller --
  • 3 star rating Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for. Joseph Heller, Catch-22 --
  • 5 star rating (POLITICS) "The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them." -- Joseph Heller, (1/2) --
  • 5 star rating Got a novels by Joseph Heller, John Updike, D. H. Lawrence, and Steinbeck for so cheap I LOVE BOOK SALES --
  • 1 star rating "The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them." Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" --
  • 3 star rating Joseph Heller The enemy is anybody whos going to get you killed no matter which side hes on. :) --
  • 3 star rating Joseph Heller The enemy is anybody whos going to get you killed no matter which side hes on. :-D --
  • 1 star rating Why isn't "something happened" by Joseph Heller available in the library or on scribd, I don't want to have to buy a book --
  • 3 star rating Joseph Heller The enemy is anybody whos going to get you killed no matter which side hes on. ok --
  • 5 star rating I love that the police chief in charge of finding the Dannemora escapees is Major Guess. That's some Joseph Heller shit. --
  • 1 star rating The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. Joseph Heller, Catch22 --
  • 1 star rating "The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them." -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" --
  • 1 star rating "The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them." Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" --
  • 5 star rating I frequently feel I m being taken advantage of merely because I m asked to do the work I m paid to do. Joseph Heller, Something Happened --
  • 2 star rating Catch 22 by he is my favourite book in the world. I only read it once 10 years ago and it has never left me --
  • 3 star rating Anything worth dying for ... is certainly worth living for. Joseph Heller, Catch-22 --
  • 1 star rating I think that maybe in every company today there is always at least one person who is going crazy slowly. -- Joseph Heller --
  • 1 star rating True Lies is a deeply problematic movie, if entertaining, but Joseph Heller could've written arnie's "But they were all bad" line --
  • 2 star rating I don t understand the process of imagination though I know that I am very much at its mercy. Joseph Heller --
  • 1 star rating "The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much aswe could with both of them."-- Joseph Heller, "C --
  • 3 star rating is at its best when it stays truest to its source material, Joseph Heller's novel Closing Time. --
  • 1 star rating I think that maybe in every company today there is always at least one person who is going crazy slowly. - Joseph Heller --
  • 3 star rating Joseph Heller The enemy is anybody whos going to get you killed no matter which side hes on. :-D --
  • 3 star rating Joseph Heller The enemy is anybody whos going to get you killed no matter which side hes on. Ha --
  • 1 star rating "The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them." Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" --
  • 3 star rating Joseph Heller The enemy is anybody whos going to get you killed no matter which side hes on. :) --
  • 1 star rating "The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them." Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" --
  • 5 star rating The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on. Joseph Heller, Catch-22 Happy Memorial Day folks --
  • 3 star rating Trump is Joseph Heller's Milo Minderbinder, & his followers - T S Ellliot's Hollow Men --
  • 3 star rating "Jameson is reading Catch-22 by Joseph Heller." - At least he's got good taste in books :D --
  • 5 star rating He is fantastic --
  • 3 star rating Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for. Joseph Heller, Catch-22 --
  • 3 star rating The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. Joseph Heller --
  • 1 star rating "The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them." Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" --
  • 4 star rating Joseph Heller most definitely would have written, "Why is Walmart?" --
  • 3 star rating Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for. Joseph Heller, Catch-22 --
  • 1 star rating Way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. -- Joseph Heller, "God Knows" --
  • 1 star rating He is best known for 'Catch 22' but 'Something Happened' is almost as good, and very different. The ending is devastating. --
  • 3 star rating Anything worth dying for is certainly worth living for. Joseph Heller, Catch-22 --
  • 1 star rating "The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them." -- Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" --
  • 4 star rating Procrastination is the thief of time. - Joseph Heller --

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