John Lackey

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Welcome to the Cardinals' family, John Lackey. A pitcher's STL initiation isn't official until he gives up a bomb to Pedro Alvarez. -- Bernie Miklasz
• Prediction Lackey signs with an NL team. My pick is the -- Dan Buffa
• Shoe is really coming into his own now. Hes looking like our john lackey from 02 -- Lindsey Daniels
• Allen Craig is 3 for his last 29, 0 RBI, 0 HR, 408 OPS. Joe Kelly in last 3 starts: 15IP, 9ER John Lackey: 20IP, 5ER, are 3-0. -- Tony
• My friend is actually relatives with John Lackey -- Lukiz Didu (62-72)
• Outside of one clunker, John Lackey has been everything this team has needed. To say otherwise is the definition of insanity. HUGE upgrade. -- Andrew Keller
• Matt Holliday compared John Lackey to Chris Carpenter with his attitude. This makes me so happy. -- Kelli
• John lackey is rob from everyone loves Raymond -- Waka #StartMartinez
• Can't forget to give a big congrats to John Lackey! Pitched a really solid game. -- The Bird Cage
• Next season I think many people will say trade for john lackey is one of best in last 10 years. Low cost. Count on 7 innings <=3 runs. -- Doogie Elf
• Just a really, really good outing from John Lackey tonight. -- High Sock Sunday
• And somewhere he is saying, "Fur shir". -- Colleen
• have really pulled through for John Lackey, who has earned a win tonight. -- Zac Taylor
• This is why we got John Lackey folks... -- Ben Butler
• He is good at baseball. -- Aaron Goldstein
• He is dealing. Speaking of, does anyone have a video of the Cards dugout doing the dealing cards gesture -- Cardinals
• Man, John Lackey has been a GREAT pick-up so far! -- stlsports_fan
• Judging only by the most recent result, he is the best pitcher in baseball. -- Steve Kubitz
• John Lackey was cool for awhile... -- Daniel Green
• It is fricking john lackey hit the damn ball -- Jef Lucke (6-3)
• Before tonight's start by John Lackey, let's take a quick look at Joe Kelly's line so far: 4.0 IP, 5 ER; Red Sox losing 5-3. -- stlCupofJoe
• He is pitching in and out of jams! To bad the Cardinals hitters aren't rewarding his efforts! -- Tracy Jay Henry
• The funny part about John Lackey looking like an evil villain is that he is actually a pretty terrible person -- Kyle Stanzel
• Hahahaha. he is struggling. How about we avoid running into outs? -- Gavin Williams
• So if we're being honest, I'm not 100% sure that I'm not distantly related to John Lackey somehow. -- Pat Lackey
• John Lackey at Busch Stadium: 2.38 ERA, 2 wins, 0 losses, 5 GS, 34.0 IP, 9 ER, 3 HR, 5 BB, 27 SO, .235 AVG -- The Birds On The Bat
• He is now the postseason innings pitched leader (107.2) among active pitchers, passing C.C. Sabathia (107.1). -- Chris Tunno
• I have a dilemma, I want John Lackey to win the same game I want the Giants to win. Is my baseball glass half-full or half-empty? -- chaplinlives
• So, if we want to look ahead (we don't)... John Lackey would pitch game 7. -- Steven Karr
• Somewhere, he is breathing loudly. -- Dave
• This John Lackey-Tim Hudson pitching matchup would have been a really good one in 2005 -- will basler
• Now it's best of 5, John Lackey this again is why you were brought to STL, let's go get a win Tuesday night -- Justin Barrington
• Super creepy Rob Lowe is actually John Lackey. -- JD Woolard
• Through 20 career playoff games, John Lackey's ERA is over a run lower than his regular season number. -- Rob Blackstien
• Is there a term for whatever is wrong with John Lackey's face? -- ICYMI: Go Royals!
• When a pitcher looks like he's going to rip the umpires face off, it shows that they care. They want to win. This is why I love John Lackey. -- St. Louis Cardinals
• Suddenly realizing that the Cardinals have John Lackey and oh my god this is some 2002 WS shit isn't it? -- Nam Le
• Blake Parker is a mouth breather like John Lackey. This is unacceptable -- Bernie
• It annoys me that he is pitching in the -- Melanie McGovern
• Forgot Matt Holliday still plays for the So I can continue to hate them. Also, ickysticky John Lackey. -- Charles Cadiz
• Jon Lester, Jonny Gomes, John Lackey and Johnny Boychuk so I'm guessing raJON Rondo is doomed I say doomed -- SOXBRUWIN
• Waino called it on the bench. He said, Kershaw is going to throw a curveball, and the big fella is going to hit it out." - John Lackey -- Brad Schiller
• How did the Dodgers only get 1.5 runs facing Shelby Miller and John Lackey? Im convinced the entire team isn't "big game ready." -- Dan Marinelli
• So can Mike Matheny & Bruce Bochy give New Englanders a Jake Peavy vs. John Lackey pitching matchup? -- Brendan McGair
• God damn it. he is going down for 2002. -- Michael Reyes
• *Guzzles antifreeze while picturing John Lackey being the winning picture in a 2014 World Series clinching game* -- tom mckenna
• He is an easy 8.8/10 right now -- Forever 19
• If I'm John Lackey, the last thing I'd want to be seen with on national TV is a bottle of beer in my mouth standing inside a MLB clubhouse. -- Brian P. Attridge
• Just realized he is on Cardinals, befouling them. Everyone loses when he wins. -- Dan Friedman
• Ventura is 7th rookie P in history to win an elimination game, 1st since John Lackey for 2002 Angels. -- MLB Public Relations

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