Jarrod Dyson

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• Jarrod Dyson just did three backflips. Billy Butler is dancing. "All I Do Is Win" is playing at Kauffman Stadium and is appropriate. WTF. -- Jeff Passan
• Eric Hosmer described Chris Paddack as "a cowboy version of Jarrod Dyson," which is a very specific reference that I still understood. -- Andy McCullough
• TIE GAME! Nori Aoki drives in Jarrod Dyson with sac fly in 9th inning off Sean Doolittle. Kauffman Stadium is ROCKING. -- SportsCenter
• Billy butler is the real MrZoomBiYa. Jarrod Dyson Better stick to doing backflips. -- Adam Zahara
• Can I be Jarrod Dyson. He plays in the MLB but he's a pinch runner so I mean -- Tommy Coutu
• Plot twist: I'm Jarrod Dyson b/c I'm really fast -- Filthy Phil
• Jarrod Dyson doing backflips after a clinch is the sickest thing ever -- connor binning
• I do back tucks &my dad says you coulda been an athlete, Jarrod Dyson does one &he gushes over how cool athletic he is -- Bri
• Also, Jarrod Dyson doesn't want any bandwagon fans. So step off. -- Krissi
• Jarrod Dyson on the music being switched to country: "I can't be having that, I'm trying to get crunk." We'd get along just fine. -- T.J. Henning
• JARROD DYSON IS NOT OK WITH THE CLUBHOUSE MUSIC TURNING FROM RAP TO COUNTRY. HE NEEDS TO GET CRUNK!!!!! TURN IT BACK -- Logan Stiles
• He is by far the best interview of all the Royals. -- DAMGÅR
• I love Jarrod Dyson. If that interview doesn't have you so hyped you're shirtless and flexing in your living room, well then you're not me. -- Jeremy Smith
• He is one of the best on the bench in baseball. That dudes future is bright. -- Johnny
• After the back-to-back LoCain catches in the 5th, Jarrod Dyson wasn't wearing a hat he could tip. So he stole Jason Vargas' hat. -- Cole Stukenholtz
• He is the man -- White Cuzzz
• Jarrod Dyson remains my favorite and the best. Other than Yordano Ventura. And Nori Aoki. This is a lovable team, is what I'm saying. -- Dan Lucero
• Meanwhile Bobby Witt Jr is Jarrod Dyson in Mark DeRosa s eyes. -- Brandon H.
• At what point in fantasy is it a good idea to pick up Jarrod Dyson? Is it before Chris Johnson is the best available player? -- Really Ned Colletti
• First home run I hit on the game is with Jarrod Dyson .on the Phillies. (Traded Dom Brown for him) -- Kyle Frey
• Corey Seager is crafty. He and Darwin Barney just deked Jarrod Dyson into a double play after Scott Van Slyke caught the pop-up -- Mark Saxon
• For all you that are so concerned about Derek Norris not being able to throw runners out, he threw out Jarrod Dyson & Lorenzo Cain last nght -- JJ Alquist
• There is lots of trade interest in Jarrod Dyson. -- Bernie Pleskoff
• Is Mitt Romney going to announce how long Jarrod Dyson will be on the shelf? If not I don't really care much. -- Mike Leake
• Not an ideal outcome for Jarrod Dyson, but March 2 is a better time to suffer a 6-week injury than pretty much any other time in the season. -- Rany Jazayerli
• Jarrod Dyson has an oblique strain that could sideline him for multiple wks. This is a serious injury for baseball players-can impact season -- Inside Injuries
• Barry Bonds suffered from oblique injuries, so I fully expect Jarrod Dyson to hit a million home runs upon his return. -- Jeremy Sickel
• Jarrod Dyson trained his oblique in the first spring training game. So yea cool beans -- Monty
• Jarrod Dyson goes 2 for 5 for the Storm Chasers as he continues his rehab. Also easily stole a base. Looking very uninhibited & healthy. -- Donny Baarns
• Terrance Gore might actually be faster Jarrod Dyson, and that is saying something. -- Fulton Caster
• Jarrod Dyson so glitchy -- Josh
• He is hitting BP at the K today. He just hit one off the wall down the line. He looks pretty healthy. -- Rustin Dodd
• I switched Jarrod Dyson who was a 74 overall RF to SS who is now a 87 overall lmfao -- Charmander, CEO
• He is an option. Valuable one for team without many trade parts. If not him, who is your 2017 CF? How do you get him? -- Dan Buffa
• This is why every team should carry a Terrance Gore or Jarrod Dyson on their roster -- Ethan Bragg
• Jarrod dyson is a song about me -- Wormy
• Seattle CF Jarrod Dyson (groin) is questionable tonight versus Houston. -- FreePlaysPicks
• He isn't in Sunday's lineup and won't play Monday, either, after re-injuring his right groin Saturday. -- Sapere Aude
• He is day-to-day after feeling some discomfort in right groin last night. Will be out today, tomorrow, then reassess, per Servais. -- Josh Horton
• Can't wait for Metallic Jarrod Dyson Hat night! Who else is going? -- Go Biz
• Hindsight is 20/20. But... Imagine if the had Wade Davis & Jarrod Dyson. -- Brandon Kiley
• The should sign Carlos Santana, Jarrod Dyson, Yu Darvish and Shohei Ohtani but it is just imo -- P_Whit
• The history of the White Sox is full of surprising guys like Jarrod Dyson. -- ee gammings
• Giants need to sign Jarrod dyson in center. Really good defender, fast, and could have a lot of triples. -- Jordan Nordby
• Im sorry Wilson is a winning player. The Chiefs Jarrod Dyson. -- Rejuvenated Optimistic AFC West Champ Fan
• I know that 1 is a relatively generic number, but I'm irrationally annoyed that Ryan Goins is wearing Jarrod Dyson's number. -- David Lesky
• Oh I feel so sorry for Jarrod Dyson. He's had it so rough. He's getting paid a ton of money to play baseball!! -- Suz
• If we're being honest, Jarrod Dyson was the move to improve the team. And Theo told Almora months ago that he would get more PT. -- Matt Clapp
• Joey Gathright begot Rajai Davis whom in turn begot Jarrod Dyson.... Who is the next to be added to the dynasty? -- Joe Pines's Baseball Bits
• The Souza injury looked no bueno. I'd be picking up Jarrod Dyson y'all ... meaning, I already have in leagues where I am able to. -- joseph pytleski

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