Chris Carpenter

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American baseball player
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  • 4 star rating I miss Chris Carpenter so much. Favorite Cardinal of all time. --
  • 5 star rating Which is a lot of country! --
  • 5 star rating yep, not very aerodynamic --
  • 5 star rating According to ex-Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter, celebrating on base paths is over the top. Oh, I get it now. It's OK by a Cardinal --
  • 5 star rating Puig Puig Puig... But umm, what's this about Waino not being able to go in a Game 5? Is he gonna Chris Carpenter himself this year? --
  • 5 star rating It's being able to direct the smoke I'm after. --
  • 3 star rating Lackey reminded me so much of Chris Carpenter on the mound last night. So much intensity --
  • 1 star rating When I compare someone to Chris Carpenter it's is to be considered a compliment, Lackey has some Carpenter in him. --
  • 2 star rating Chris, that is so kind and means everything to DH and myself. Would you mind doing an Amazon review? --
  • 5 star rating Girl number 2: I just love Chris Carpenter he's so beautiful --
  • 5 star rating John Lackey is Jeff Suppan meets Chris Carpenter. --
  • 1 star rating It sure is easier to like John Lackey when he's pitching for your team. Just imagine how other teams felt about Chris Carpenter --
  • 5 star rating He is bae --
  • 4 star rating Can we just take a moment to realize how hot Chris carpenter is?? --
  • 4 star rating Is this Chris Carpenter on the mound? Man Lackey is fired up --
  • 4 star rating Ok Lackey is a intence pitcher but he is no Chris Carpenter --
  • 3 star rating Lacky reminds me a lot of Chris carpenter's intensity. He's really into this game! --
  • 5 star rating Lackey is a spitting image of Chris Carpenter --
  • 3 star rating John Lackey really fills the raging maniac void that the retirement of Chris Carpenter left. --
  • 4 star rating He is so hot rn. I really just wish it wasn't against the dodgers tho --
  • 5 star rating That's a lie, Chris Carpenter or Roger Clemens is --
  • 3 star rating Lackeys passion and bulldog mentality is one to mimic, very similar to Chris Carpenter --
  • 5 star rating John Lackey reminds me so much of Chris Carpenter. Love, love, love him. --
  • 1 star rating Last time I covered a St. Louis event in Philly, the home fans went home unhappy. But he isn't wearing a Rams uniform today. --
  • 4 star rating St. Louis just isn't the same without Chris Carpenter. --
  • 5 star rating Puigs lucky he is out of the game --
  • 2 star rating With how weird this game is going, I wouldn't be surprised to see OU win on a Chris Carpenter double. --
  • 1 star rating When I see "Carpenter" in Cards headlines, my dumb brain still think it's Chris Carpenter for like the first second or so. --
  • 4 star rating I wonder if that smoker Grienke still thinks he is a phony? --
  • 1 star rating Will the people of Washington DC notice that my Chris Carpenter Jersey is not actually Matt Carpenter's Jersey? --
  • 5 star rating Chris carpenter is clutch. --
  • 4 star rating Somewhere he is muttering, "Epic Fucking Comeback"!!!! --
  • 5 star rating Where the hell is Chris Carpenter? --
  • 1 star rating Uncalled for Gonzalez. Chris carpenter or bob Gibson would bury you for that. Clayton Kershaw, I hate that you are so good --
  • 5 star rating I've realized wainwright isn't a postseason pitcher, chris carpenter was a gamer and his off days were still good, Wano just doesn't have it --
  • 3 star rating This is why wainwright is no where close to Chris carpenter. Carp was a big time pitcher --
  • 2 star rating Wainwright is a dud in big games. Chris Carpenter was much better as a big game pitcher for the Cards. --
  • 3 star rating Adamn Wainright is NOT Chris Carpenter.. Cardinals will forever miss that dude. --
  • 1 star rating Wainwright is great. He is. But he doesn't quite have the same level of big game clutch that Chris Carpenter had --
  • 5 star rating This is why I miss Chris Carpenter --
  • 4 star rating Chris Carpenter, I miss you so so much. Especially in October --
  • 3 star rating This is why I miss Chris Carpenter. Dude fucking showed up during the playoffs. --
  • 3 star rating This game is reminding me just how much I still would like to own a Chris Carpenter jersey. --
  • 5 star rating I love Adam Wainwright. But Chris Carpenter he is not. --
  • 3 star rating Waino tries so hard to be Chris Carpenter. He's not. He never will be. And that's ok. --
  • 4 star rating Waino is not a big game pitcher. He will never be Chris Carpenter. --
  • 4 star rating Adam Wainwright is Chris Carpenter locked in right now. --
  • 4 star rating That's all very well until you get blown under a truck on the N4 --
  • 4 star rating He is one of my all time faves, but he isn t a Hall of Famer. --
  • 4 star rating It's because i put my chris carpenter bobblehead out, isn't it --

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