Chris Carpenter

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• I miss Chris Carpenter so much. Favorite Cardinal of all time. -- Matt Thoelke
• Which is a lot of country! -- Tom Doorley
• yep, not very aerodynamic -- Ronald Wyss
• According to ex-Cardinals pitcher Chris Carpenter, celebrating on base paths is over the top. Oh, I get it now. It's OK by a Cardinal -- Tom Kensler
• Puig Puig Puig... But umm, what's this about Waino not being able to go in a Game 5? Is he gonna Chris Carpenter himself this year? -- Zach Kerker
• It's being able to direct the smoke I'm after. -- Trish Deseine
• Lackey reminded me so much of Chris Carpenter on the mound last night. So much intensity -- Lauren LeMay
• When I compare someone to Chris Carpenter it's is to be considered a compliment, Lackey has some Carpenter in him. -- CrashDavis
• Chris, that is so kind and means everything to DH and myself. Would you mind doing an Amazon review? -- Len Dunne
• Girl number 2: I just love Chris Carpenter he's so beautiful -- Cole Younger
• John Lackey is Jeff Suppan meets Chris Carpenter. -- ihateradio
• It sure is easier to like John Lackey when he's pitching for your team. Just imagine how other teams felt about Chris Carpenter -- Mike Shipley
• He is bae -- Twan
• Can we just take a moment to realize how hot Chris carpenter is?? -- Jordan Woodall
• Is this Chris Carpenter on the mound? Man Lackey is fired up -- Evan Huck
• Ok Lackey is a intence pitcher but he is no Chris Carpenter -- Mike Seiffert
• Lacky reminds me a lot of Chris carpenter's intensity. He's really into this game! -- Jessica Arnold
• Lackey is a spitting image of Chris Carpenter -- Brendan Buenger
• John Lackey really fills the raging maniac void that the retirement of Chris Carpenter left. -- Jaymes Langrehr
• He is so hot rn. I really just wish it wasn't against the dodgers tho -- Ethan Heinrich
• That's a lie, Chris Carpenter or Roger Clemens is -- Ryan Deckard
• Lackeys passion and bulldog mentality is one to mimic, very similar to Chris Carpenter -- Jordan Tharp
• John Lackey reminds me so much of Chris Carpenter. Love, love, love him. -- Joshua Jenkins
• Last time I covered a St. Louis event in Philly, the home fans went home unhappy. But he isn't wearing a Rams uniform today. -- Keith Groller
• St. Louis just isn't the same without Chris Carpenter. -- Hannah Griffin
• Puigs lucky he is out of the game -- Brian Garner
• With how weird this game is going, I wouldn't be surprised to see OU win on a Chris Carpenter double. -- adam holt
• When I see "Carpenter" in Cards headlines, my dumb brain still think it's Chris Carpenter for like the first second or so. -- Dan Szymborski
• I wonder if that smoker Grienke still thinks he is a phony? -- Jason R
• Will the people of Washington DC notice that my Chris Carpenter Jersey is not actually Matt Carpenter's Jersey? -- Chris Maroon
• Chris carpenter is clutch. -- Garret Schultheis
• Somewhere he is muttering, "Epic Fucking Comeback"!!!! -- Ryan Jacobs
• Where the hell is Chris Carpenter? -- Gregory Scherer
• Uncalled for Gonzalez. Chris carpenter or bob Gibson would bury you for that. Clayton Kershaw, I hate that you are so good -- Frank Alford
• I've realized wainwright isn't a postseason pitcher, chris carpenter was a gamer and his off days were still good, Wano just doesn't have it -- austin lewis
• This is why wainwright is no where close to Chris carpenter. Carp was a big time pitcher -- Brandon Cobb
• Wainwright is a dud in big games. Chris Carpenter was much better as a big game pitcher for the Cards. -- Kevin Pickell
• Adamn Wainright is NOT Chris Carpenter.. Cardinals will forever miss that dude. -- ⚾⚾⚾
• Wainwright is great. He is. But he doesn't quite have the same level of big game clutch that Chris Carpenter had -- Clay Brandenburgh
• This is why I miss Chris Carpenter -- Brendan Gallagher
• Chris Carpenter, I miss you so so much. Especially in October -- Samantha
• This is why I miss Chris Carpenter. Dude fucking showed up during the playoffs. -- Zach Tebeau
• This game is reminding me just how much I still would like to own a Chris Carpenter jersey. -- Scott Seamons
• I love Adam Wainwright. But Chris Carpenter he is not. -- Tim Nicolai
• Waino tries so hard to be Chris Carpenter. He's not. He never will be. And that's ok. -- Beau Manuel
• Waino is not a big game pitcher. He will never be Chris Carpenter. -- Aaron K
• Adam Wainwright is Chris Carpenter locked in right now. -- JASE BANDELOW
• That's all very well until you get blown under a truck on the N4 -- Kilian Doyle
• He is one of my all time faves, but he isn t a Hall of Famer. -- Dan Buffa
• It's because i put my chris carpenter bobblehead out, isn't it -- Amy DiFrancesco

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