Never be ashamed of having a crush on Armand Traore I'm a crusher
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Armand Traore ranks
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among all celebrities on the Top Celebrity Crushes list.
He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.


He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.
Armand Traore is straight. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot. Scroll down and check out his athletic body.
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Why People Have A Crush On Armand Traore
50+ man-crushers
Rated by - Armand Traoré was so bad he caused a commentator to compare him to the holocaust. Even Santos couldn't do that. -- Hugo Jennings LWOS
- How is Armand Traore still a professional ???? -- Jasonqprquick
- QPR are up there with that, Richard Dunne and Armand Traore, what is the point? -- Brad
- I'm sorry but I'll murder anyone who says he is a 'bad egg' he's the best player in the squad all day -- Matt King
- Seriously he is the worst player to ever play football -- Ross
- " 26: is booked for a late stamp on Armand Traore. [0-0]" COYS -- Rodders/Pinkey Pikey
- 54: Armand Traore sneaks in round the back, but his header is wide of the target. [0-0] -- Southampton FC
- Armand Traoré is starting to look like a graphic designer from Shoreditch. -- Robert Finn
- He is by far the best left back in the premier league -- Joshy B
- Rob Green, Armand Traore,Yun Suk-Young, Samba Diakite and Oscar Gobern were also being freed to find themselves new clubs. -- The QPR News
- 78' Rangers make their third and final change as Armand Traore replaces Kranjcar -- QPR FC
- If your best player is Armand traore,then d worst may surely happen against a team with an Angel as their best player. 4-0 is even an honour -- Conscience
- A lot of people talk about their thinsporation. he is now my beardsporation. -- #slappadebassmon
- Spent this second half waiting for Rihanna to comment "he is bae" tbh -- Amitai Winehouse
- Armand Traoré is damn fine -- oH $hitㅤㅤㅤ
- He is still absolute dog shit then. -- Marky Riles
- He is embracing his inner hipster. -- Shaun Gray
- Cedric is the worst rightback I've seen play for us and we had Armand Traore and Hoyte -- Sam
- I can't believe Armand Traore has become so sloppy -- Samuel Ayobami.
- Armand Traore right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. 55mins. 3-0 -- #BrisCityWillWinLge!
- Watching united and still laughing at how shit their defence is, being made to look ordinary by armand traore -- Josh Steer
- He is one of the worst players I've ever seen. Every time I see him he stumbles about like he's drunk. Clown -- Rob
- Feel sick watching a game where he is playing and Butch Wilkins isn t commentating -- Puffy @Woods
- Armand Traore trying to convince everyone he isn't shit. -- Mark Sims
- Armand traore had been on for 10 minutes and he is already by far QPR's best player -- Jordan Allison
- Armand Traoré is that lad at school who could run round everyone because he was fast, but couldn't tie his shoelaces or spell his own name -- Martin Hines
- He is doing "game changer" guy -- STALLY BILZERIAN
- I literally can't believe he is still playing professional soccer -- The Beer Baron
- He is shit -- Kelsey De Maria
- Amazing he is now a beast -- Isah Miqdad
- Armand Traore looks like a long lost Yogi from Varnasi with so much facial hair. Its not even stylish, if he meant it to be. -- V-Node
- If you think about it, he is probably the reason we never tried to buy Gareth Bale -- Michael B. Akanji
- So, Armand Traore just rinsed the Man Utd defence. Hazard and Fabregas will be up against these guys at some stage. -- Andrew
- Mind you, he isn't exactly Roberto Carlos. Love a left back bomb scare. -- Kane Campbell
- Wait a minute. is that Armand Traore? lel -- Megat Rusydi
- Whenever I feel I'm being overly harsh on Monreal, I remind myself that Armand Traore used to play for us. And Santos. And Clichy. -- Jane Cavendish
- Armand Traoré is such a cutie. I wish he wasn't on such a bum squad. -- ashley
- If he is the answer... Then you have to change the question!!!! -- chris kelly
- QPR are losing 3-0. So they decide to bring Armand Traore on... -- James
- Not like he is in any shape or form an upgrade over Clint Hill. -- Vince
- He is on for QPR in place of Clint Hill -- Segun_thebook
- Armand Traore's beard is fighting -- @ClassOverSwagg
- Armand Traore's beard is the goal. Then I go bald. -- THE BACHELOR (MOTY)
- Oh god he is on. I think we are going to witness a helluva beaten. -- Christöpher Wright
- He is already absolutely piss wet through. Why? -- Scott Brooks
- United in real trouble now, he is on. 4-3 QPR -- Mark
- Armand Traore's beard is sick. -- #FreePalestine
- One change at the break for the R's; Hill is replaced by Armand Traore http://MySportsSocial -- MySports.Social
- Ok seriously what's wrong with this Armand Traore??? -- Saxon
- Lmfao QPR squad is killing me. Redknapp is a joke now. he is coming on -- The Klosé
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