emo philips (2013-10)

People Say:

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." - Emo Philips
" I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips"
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness." -Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips
"Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil." - Emo Philips