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"the only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 years, 11 months old." -Barney Stinson
I think Barney Stinson's tailor is Giorgio Armani.
I'm hoarding the nearly expired chocolates one of my officemates is selling at half the price. Self five the Barney Stinson way!
He is a savage.
You have to be at least little relevant to have your style stolen? PS if a suit is anyone's style it's Barney Stinson's.