Morgan Murphy

Rated by 50+ girl-crushers

• If Tyler Herro blocked me like that I d handle it very reasonably by moving and changing my name and buying a new face. -- Morgan Murphy
• She is hilarious -- julanie carter
• lmao this is beautiful. -- Tara
• a joke in the very first segment! -- Andrew Breen
• so here's what U could do- next trip east stop over in oh-do a show there -pays ur airfare -and the people rejoice -- colin oconnor
• And I know so much about it! Don t worry, I didn t just reply because I like Louisiana being brought up anytime, anyplace. -- Chris Farah
• some great stuff so far! Monologue was genius! -- shrn666
• He's a funny comic, I hope his show is funny and does well -- Thomas Melville
• loved that ad but my favorite car ad is still the little boy going vroom vroom -- Wendy Fitzwilliams
• We're so excited to have you onboard! What are you and your mom looking forward to most? -- Royal Caribbean
• 's Netflix special gets me every time. So funny. -- Leslie Nelson
• I would hope so. Ebola you get by accident, just by touching another person's bodily fluid. -- Michael Unfried
• Is the jersey you are wearing in the Marie Claire picture say "Gallaudet"? -- Abigail P
• Good because with Ebola there is only a chance you will die, with abortion someone definitely dies, gruesomely -- Go Astros!
• My bff is doing a great job in Texas It's easier to get Ebola in Texas than an abortion -- Sam Brownblack
• Unless the monkey is gay -- The Huge Heffer
• but still, really Ebola is bigger in Texas because everything is! -- Bryan Green
• " It's easier to get Ebola in Texas than an abortion"I pray that this is true. -- Shawn Keeton
• That sounds SO wrong and Re-commentable. -- GIR Loves Waffles.
• factually untrue. I am very pro choice. But I am also for representing facts and truth -- Miles Greb
• So sad, but so true... It's easier to get Ebola in Texas than an abortion -- Made of Carbon
• Not if the baby is black. -- Bill Pimpin'
• only one of which is an unquestionable death sentence -- 48 Lawyer
• omg thats is so hilariously not funny I almost choked on my Twizzlers -- Michael Busby
• She is hella funny -- Tanner Doyle
• Maybe aborted fetuses is the cure for Ebola. That'd be some cruel f'ing irony. -- K.C. Steel
• so go to Mexico? -- Morgue N.
• The worst thing is that some elected officials in Texas would prefer Ebola. -- CH Bacon
• true. Under TX law a woman has 20 weeks 4 that decision. Is that enuf time to decide life or death? -- JOHN F MCDONALD
• " It's easier to get Ebola in Texas than an abortion" This is not a PC comment. But it sure is funny. -- antares82
• . It's easier to get Ebola in Texas than an abortion > That is just not funny and insensitive and rude. -- Mike Phipps
• Is that good or bad? -- David A Jones
• Wow! Texas really is as full of retards as the jokes make out... -- Dagmar Mulvehil
• I don't know, it is in Dallas and the Cowboys have shown us they can't catch shit. -- Paul Richardson
• shouting is also fun. -- Darren Elmore
• "Is it cool to bring a selfie stick to a funeral?" Morgan Murphy ( -- Chris Mac
• I know I'll probly be back for homecoming too so shots on grandma then -- Ali Mo
• When people give me a double take after I mention being Jewish I say, "like Jewish, but yeah she does stuff." -- Michelle Morgan
• The new Ghostbusters is ridiculous! This cast? You expect me to take that seriously? Not casting Morgan Murphy? For SHAME! -- Blutal
• Yes. is it cool to bring a selfie stick to a funeral? -- IG: justbongz
• good morning Morgan. I think your LinkedIn is hacked, I got a random survey offer from "you" in my inbox. FYI! :D -- Max Goldberg
• Is it cool to bring a selfie stick to a funeral? -- Jasmine
• because her comedy is brilliant and because she showed me the secret to comedy is doing it. Watch her special on Netflix. -- Marty Quinn!
• So beautiful! -- Alpha Chi Omega
• She is fuckin funny -- Jennifer Ouellet
• This is elegance. -- David
• chorizo is more of an American/Mexican thing... Beaners eat beans and tortillas. -- Mope
• I think Robert Durst is my second least favorite person on The Jinx. Those beady little eyes ... -- Laura Ortiz
• This is true I think Robert Durst is my second least favorite person on The Jinx. -- Eric Reed
• She is a saint -- MRO ♑️

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