Never be ashamed of having a crush on Captain Janks I'm a crusher
American, TV News (Famous from Asking Newspeople if they like Howard Sterns balls)
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Captain Janks is straight. Scroll down and check out her short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Captain Janks
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That was like the captain janks bit of all time -- Harley Copen
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Who plays Captain Janks in this OJ show? -- Evan W.
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thank goodness for captain janks that night. -- Westernsubs
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Who will be playing the role of Captain Janks, Peter Jennings, and Al Michaels? -- Brett Bozzelli
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that was before Captain Janks time. Good ole Morry from Brooklyn. -- Joey
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Captain Janks finest moment. All hail -- m
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I think Captain Janks should get a wack pack lifetime achievement from the Stern Show -- MJ Thrill
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Was that Captain Janks pranking Johnnie Cochran -- Antifragile
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She is GAY??? -- Steve from Philly
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Listening to the album king of cranks by Tom Cipriano Aka Captain Janks, celebrating 27 years of affiliation with The Howard Stern Show. -- Lawrence
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As of today I'm blocked by High Pitch Erik, Tabitha Stevens, Ralph (Rasputin) Cirella, and Captain Janks. I must be doing something right. -- Ryan Sharman
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Every time a news station goes to an eyewitness caller of any big news story I immediately think it's Captain Janks from the Stern show -- Bostonsportsaddict
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Is anyone else worried that the Bannon interview was just the pièce de résistance for Captain Janks? -- John Zeleznik
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Newscasters are obviously trying too hard to sound serious while reporting on Irma. Hoping Captain Janks gets through and onto a broadcast. -- Christopher González
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Every time a news network has on a "eyewitness" during the hurricane news reports I half hope it's Captain Janks with a bababoey for levity -- PeterSaunders
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We're watching the Weather Channel, half expecting a Captain Janks phone call about the hurricane. -- lizzy
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Can we admit at this point that we all know captain janks loves young boys? he talks fast to distract us from this FACT -- JD
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It's reached the point in media coverage where I wish Captain Janks from Howard Stern was still active. -- Gabe
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I don't know there's no f****** way Captain Janks should be in The Wack Pack -- Sean Woodman
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Captain Janks calling FOX News as Sam Nunberg -- Mike Shemesh
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Johnny Kane is a "fat pig", as Howard Stern and Captain Janks would say. -- The Michigan Sports Truth
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The most shocking thing about this Stuttering John story is that he made the prank phone call instead of Captain Janks. -- Alberto’s Mouse
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Really, how far are we from World War III being sparked by Captain Janks? Ba Ba Booey -- Candid Camerik
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The Stuttering John story is just incredible. Meanwhile Captain Janks just got on the phone with Putin. -- Jordan Hoffman
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I'm Captain Janks-Moonves. -- Captain Janks-Moonves
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Waiting for Captain Janks to call in to the Weather Channel right about now. -- 🌊Kerry🌊
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Captain Janks gets the gasface -- The Gas Face Bot
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What's on my mind right now? Whenever Captain Janks would subliminally add in "F Jackie" in his crank calls on Howard Stern -- Don of the Dead 🧟♂️
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Classic captain janks! -- Marc Bales
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I have been threatened by Captain Janks with what sounds like physical harm. What is he going to do punch me in the knee? -- John Melendez
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Is she side-eyeing you?!? LOL. I m happy she is okay, Captain Janks! Happy 4th of July to u both. -- heidi sammons
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it s kind of goes against the spirit of Captain Janks to be verified? Do you still do calls? -- Not a fan
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I agree...no captain Janks w/o stuttering John -- RTHEddie XI
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Love your work Captain Janks. -- randy stout
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Just listened to a Captain Janks prank call to Mother Angelica. Would you spread for Baba Booey? -- Ant
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Good call Captain Janks! -- Lpow9898
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Well said Captain Janks! -- Denise Scorsone
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Did Captain Janks punk Maria Bartiromo today?? -- Derek
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Are you under Captain Janks there too? Can't seem to find your profile. -- Chaser2385
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This is the year of First Larry King dies, now Rush Limbaugh. Which Captain Janks victim will be next?! -- SalisburySteak
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Captain janks bought a $3,000 computer to make a prank phone call to the home shopping network. -- peacesFGC
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I see Captain Janks race baiting and he be lookin scared...its very tenses... -- Book The Goods
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