Wolf Blitzer

Rated by 50+ man-crushers

• Some say he is a narcissist, just because he refused to have sex with his wife until she got a tattoo of his mouth on her labia. -- Jason Berlin
• Again, if you are not paying attention to condition now, when he isn't there, you have no right to pontificate later. -- Jareer Kassis
• Watching Wolf Blitzer report airstrikes in Iraq is so 1991. -- Marshall Ramsey
• Performed tonight i am. groot doing my cousin asked me wolf blitzer is just had a bench, i m being recognized in a long time machine! -- Rocky Peterson
• He is with the feds. -- yakyakyak
• Love Wolf Blitzer on CNN barely transparent in his questions, "so ISIS can expect a whole lot more then?" Hahaha into them boys & fuck em up -- Jonny Ingles
• Didn't Wolf Blitzer suggest that the Arab countries will not join the coalition? What happen? He is now after Turkey. -- KC Lim
• Wolf Blitzer put out bad info on the US blowing up oil fields. So I gave him a big scoop on the targets of todays strikes. Plus the partners -- Fake Admiral Kirby
• Wolf Blitzer talking like the is a "military" with "troops" LOL! He'll juice in his pants about this but damns Palestinian resistance. -- Resist Occupation
• BREAKING: Wolf Blitzer switching from his Very Serious Political Situation Voice to his Very Serious Weather Voice -- Josh Greenman
• what drought? wolf blitzer is just threw car keys. -- Dell Fazzalaro
• The only thing left for CNN to do is drop Wolf Blitzer in the Indian Ocean and see how long it takes to find him. -- Alexis Baker
• The best part of Emma Watson's UN speech, other than her accent, is Wolf Blitzer introducing her. -- Sam Bidgoli
• There is nobody I am less interested in having announce Emma Watson than Wolf Blitzer. -- Jack Coughlin
• Wait, the White House Press Secretary s name is Josh Earnest? Did he get it changed by the same judge that renamed Wolf Blitzer? -- Josh Heggen
• He is so excited that the Muslims are the bad guys again. His excitement at the UN is palpable. -- Rawah روعه
• He is the Fear Oracle. I should ask him -- khorashan't
• I'm mostly lost, but I did just walk past Wolf Blitzer. So. Now I'm more lost. -- Justin Ling
• Watching CNN and aparently according to Wolf Blitzer my living room is the Situation Room. There's no situation here, just kit-kats... -- Yashar Kenareh
• The problem with Wolf Blitzer gravely intoning about bombing ISIS is that it sounds just like when he gravely intones about the royal baby. -- Greg Pinelo
• Alright, WTF is this thing? :Google: 2h video hosted by Wolf Blitzer? Nope! Yeah, you've already lost my interest and my support. -- Mikey Mike
• Today in "CNN is completely valid" news, Wolf Blitzer just described Wisconsin and Virginia as "largely conservative." Oh okay. -- Matt
• Mrs A asks if he is really named Wolf. *heads to Google* -- Jason
• Serious news outlets will take something called "operation wolf blitzer krieg" seriously -- Garrett Martin
• Plus, like, nobody's sending Wolf Blitzer rape gifs. A lot of "news" is bullshit. Calm down, stupid children. -- Sam Raker
• Why is Wolf Blitzer still on the air -- Jim
• And who knew he is such a sports fan? (Not I, at least not before last night's game.) -- Barb Caffrey
• He is my favorite name. It just sounds like a mile-high attack husky at its apex leaping at a Red Army bridge. -- Alex Dewey
• If he is a Nats fan, I guess I'm a Nats fan now -- Neha Dayal
• Please, please, please, please let me get what I want...this time...which is Wolf Blitzer to go to sleep depressed. -- Alex Awful
• Most used phrases on CNN: --"This is CNN." (15%) --"I'm Wolf Blitzer." (23%) --"We now go live to John McCain." (62%) -- Dennis Mersereau
• Condemning Nazis is basic. It's more than a softball. It's a t-ball. It's competing against Wolf Blitzer on Jeopardy easy. -- trifecta
• CNN source: It is known in the CNN that Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper, Don Lemon & Jack Tapper are obsessed with HATRED! -- HoHeCo
• Should take about until Monday before Wolf Blitzer has every sub-80 IQ demographic convinced that Ebola is the apocalypse in bloom ... -- Antö
• I'm in a house that has freesat and just flicked onto CNN to see if the show "Wolf" was what Wolf Blitzer's show is called...my god cnn... -- Tom Smith
• I wonder how many times a day Wolf Blitzer says the situation is "shocking." -- 1 Person's Opinion
• The 1 n Only Henry Duff: " can suck my dick and so can wolf blitzer and . I bet they fuck."..glad to know one guy ain't worried -- Quinn Garrett
• He is my favorite person to watch as far as wild speculation goes. -- Kate Cecilia
• Comparing someone to he is definitely a strong choice. I'm still not sure what you intended with the comparison. -- Hunter Plummer
• Hell is listening to Wolf Blitzer interview Billy Fuccillo for an eternity. -- Nick
• Wolf Blitzer keeps asking: "How worried should we be?" What kind of question is that, Wolf? -- Jeffrey Guterman PhD
• He is a trip did not count how many he referred Thomas Duncan visit his half brother and common law wife -- Amen Ra
• He is trying very hard to convince America they're at risk of Ebola. -- Chris Holden
• My lasting memory of Wolf Blitzer: sitting next to him at a Graham Ruddman hearing in 1990 and being hypnotized by a giant zit on his nose. -- MBC
• Welcome to CNN. I'm Wolf Blitzer. Joining us now is Dr. Sanjay Gupta who we're paying to say the word "ebola" for the next eight days. -- Dr. Brett Cady
• Wolf blitzer is so fucking annoying rn -- Andrea
• I don't know who's harder to understand: Wolf Blitzer or the Liberian he is interviewing. -- Fatniss Neverlean
• Yo! CNN found the US Ebola victim's (half) brother. he is interviewing him now. -- Nzinga Qunta
• Now I'm in a different waiting room and he is talking about diarrhea. -- Shannon Hayes
• CNN Start over! he is unwatchable. -- f0rTyLeGz

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