Tom Waits

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American musician
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  • 5 star rating Tom Waits whilst Bear Grylls. Jeremy Irons and Ben Folds with Hugo Weaving. Brandon Flowers and Roger Waters. Lady Di so Jimmy Greaves. --
  • 1 star rating Fun fact: Scarlett Johansson released a Tom Waits covers album in 2008. Why she covered he is a mystery, but of course, it sucked --
  • 1 star rating The upside to my cold getting worse is that my voice is now low enough that I can do a killer Tom Waits impression --
  • 4 star rating Hope the Tom is finally out here in the hinterlands. --
  • 5 star rating He is the truth --
  • 3 star rating "Bad Hombres & Nasty Women" sounds like nothing so much as a late-70s era Tom Waits tune. --
  • 5 star rating Disfrutas: Tom Waits - Romeo Is Bleeding --
  • 4 star rating Tom Waits being used on Orange is the New Black = best thing ever --
  • 1 star rating It's talk like a pirate day today. Yes really. Well shiver me timbers (actually that's more "talk like a Tom Waits song" day) --
  • 5 star rating Today is a Tom Waits day. --
  • 1 star rating Sometimes in my dreams, there's Tom Waits. And he still sounds like Tom Waits, but all his dialogue is from Diddy. --
  • 3 star rating A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't. - Tom Waits --
  • 5 star rating In other news, he is awesome. Carry on. --
  • 5 star rating If your ball team chokes, next best thing to do is drink the killer beer you were saving for the playoffs & listen to Tom Waits. --
  • 2 star rating "I go more for a good story than what really happened...that's just the way I am. I'm a big liar" Tom Waits --
  • 4 star rating "The way you do anything is the way you do everything." - Tom Waits --
  • 3 star rating Whatever happens over the course of the next 5 hours he is still better than Bob Dylan --
  • 1 star rating I've just figured it out! Tom Waits music is perfect for Halloween/fall time, no wonder I couldn't get into him before. --
  • 3 star rating I wonder if Cameron Diaz and Tom Waits shop at the same Really Cool Fedora store. --
  • 4 star rating I think Tom Waits' Closing Time is the best LP I own. --
  • 3 star rating What is tom waits waiting for and why does he sing like a disney villain --
  • 3 star rating I'm going to be disappointed if FFXV Cid isn't voiced and modeled after Tom Waits --
  • 1 star rating "Is this some sort of joke?" --My friend after listening to Tom Waits for the first time. Uncultured philistine. --
  • 3 star rating "A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't." - Tom Waits --
  • 3 star rating Lendo Bukowski e ouvindo Tom Waits, só falta o alcolismo. Mas esse eu rejeito. --
  • 5 star rating Watching Muppet Show episodes non-stop with Stella has lead me to this truth: my love of he is rooted in the songs of Rolf the Dog --
  • 3 star rating I do like the idea of calling Tom Waits a phony bc he's not really a hobo train guy. --
  • 3 star rating Is there a name for that condition where you can't stop listening to Tom Waits on repeat? --
  • 1 star rating Rod Stewart's cover of the Tom Waits' tune 'Downtown Train' is the only argument against the existence of a God I need. --
  • 3 star rating The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering. Tom Waits --
  • 5 star rating I've been listening to and doing impressions of Tom Waits the last few days because I have a sore throat. Now my throat is much much worse. --
  • 5 star rating He is an amazing Renfield imo --
  • 1 star rating The nice part about having a head cold is that I can finally get around to recording that album of Tom Waits covers. --
  • 1 star rating He is one of those peculiar songwriters, he writes some truly amazing songs here and there, but he has some odd songs aswell. --
  • 5 star rating He is honestly one of my favourites --
  • 5 star rating Tom Waits music is perfect for writing tasks --
  • 1 star rating I know it probably isn't supposed to be my favourite tom waits record, but i think small change is my favourite tom waits record --
  • 5 star rating Tom waits is so cool --
  • 5 star rating My body is a temple, my head is a Tom Waits song. --
  • 3 star rating Tem dias que vc tá só pra forro, outro pagode e assim vai, hoje vou me resumir em Tom Waits --
  • 5 star rating Tom Waits voice is like honey over gravel. --
  • 5 star rating I love Germans, I really do, but I wish the one covering Tom Waits' 'clap hands' would stop 'clapping ze hands'... --
  • 5 star rating Sulking, so I'll listen to Tom Waits and Re-read some Plath poems and wait for 5pm. Then I'll cook dinner for my friends and drink some --
  • 3 star rating George Ezra klingt so als hätte der Amy Winehouse & Tom Waits verspeist. --
  • 3 star rating She been married so many times she got rice marks all over her face. -- Tom Waits --
  • 2 star rating I had the best dream ever last night, then I woke up in a world where Tom Waits exists so my day was ruined --
  • 5 star rating Listening to 'Romeo Is Bleeding' by 'Tom Waits' --
  • 2 star rating Okay, I know I talk about him too much but Closing Time by he is the perfect album to fall asleep to. --
  • 5 star rating Playing Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis by Tom Waits on a Juke Box in a Bar is pretty easy way to get some uncomfortable looks. --
  • 5 star rating One plus side to noodles is their playlist. Neutral milk hotel, Gogol bordello, and Tom waits all in 20 minutes. I can get down with that --

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