Samuel Alito

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Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States
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Rated by 38 man-crushers
  • 4 star rating RFRA is disconnected from other free exercise law. -- Samuel Alito. --
  • 2 star rating I think the Kochs are pretty influential, as is Peter Thiel, as are John Roberts and Samuel Alito. --
  • 2 star rating Supreme Court Justices John Roberts, Antonin Scalia, Samuel Alito, Clarence Thomas and Anthony Kennedy --
  • 2 star rating Lightning Round by Model Supreme Court Justice on current court? Samuel Alito vs Ruth Bader Ginsburg --
  • 1 star rating Private religious speech can't be discriminated against. It has to be treated equally with secular speech. -Samuel Alito ., --
  • 1 star rating "Private religious speech can't be discriminated against. It has to be treated equally with secular speech. ~Samuel Alito --
  • 5 star rating ALE At RedState summit, NJ Gov. Christie says his favorite Supreme Court Justice is Samuel Alito, adds that Antonin Scalia is 'flashier' --
  • 1 star rating At RedState summit, NJ Gov. Christie says his favorite Supreme Court Justice is Samuel Alito, adds that Antonin Scalia is --
  • 1 star rating Who's the worst? Samuel Alito, or Antonin 'the Bulldog' Scalia? They both pretty bad. Or is Clarence Thomas the worst? --
  • 5 star rating "A judge can't have any preferred outcome in any particular case. The judge's only obligation ... is to the rule of law." - J. Samuel Alito --
  • 1 star rating Antonin Scalia is a fucking piece of shit! Why doesn't he just buttfuck Samuel Alito while real justices decide on cases?! --
  • 4 star rating I think that the best word to describe he is "asshat." --
  • 1 star rating The Supreme Court is what it's all about. Samuel Alito in the cut mackin on yo girl. Hustlin and legislatin from da bench. --
  • 3 star rating He is Antonin Scalia minus the charm and creative writing ability. He's a sad husk of a human --
  • 5 star rating "Law and Romeo and Juliet: Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito served as chief judge in the Shakespeare Theatre Company's wrongful death moc --
  • 3 star rating When a podcast makes *me* feel like Samuel Alito, you know something has gone horribly wrong --
  • 5 star rating From what I've read, each dissent Neil Gorsuch signed yesterday was also signed by Clarence Thomas, or also by Samuel Alito. So moderate! --
  • 5 star rating At the end of this SC term it is safe to say Gorsuch Is more conservative than Samuel Alito and "possibly" to the right of Clarence Thomas. --
  • 5 star rating In 1999 GB staffer Kelly Kaluna and Black Thomas Corey Taylor filed a proposed ruling under Samuel Alito's second attorney general. --
  • 3 star rating Good morning to everyone except Clarence Thomas, Neil Gorsuch, and Samuel Alito --
  • 1 star rating "Speech may not be banned on the ground that it expresses ideas that offend." Justice Samuel Alito Hallelujah! --
  • 2 star rating Someone with more knowledge/energy than me please write the Samuel Alito song to the tune of Despacito --
  • 5 star rating When your mom is way cooler than you and just had a personal dinner with Samuel Alito a Supreme Court Justice and his wife: go Mams! --
  • 2 star rating Anyways fuck Chief John Roberts, Justice Antonin Scalia, Justice Clarence Thomas, and Justice Samuel Alito. --
  • 1 star rating Lord Dampnut was seen ordering a body double of Samuel Alito to yell at his coccyx when he watches Growing Pains. --
  • 5 star rating As I think about the tax bill, can't help but reflect-- Samuel Alito, didn't Obama warn you! Look at the corruption Citizens United brought! --
  • 1 star rating Current vision: A Samuel Alito themed breakfast cereal called Alit-o s that is 58% Senate approved and practically original --
  • 3 star rating "My colleagues, I think, go to more elite restaurants than I do," - Justice Samuel Alito --
  • 1 star rating It's all of the folks in charge of the various agencies, and we're I've actually called the Justice Samuel Alito. --
  • 4 star rating Samuel Alito: very much alive Antonin Scalia: very much not --
  • 5 star rating I find it interesting that the only person Ruth Bader Ginsberg follows on comment is Samuel Alito and the only person he follows is her. --
  • 1 star rating Want to change my name to "Justice Samuel Alito REAL (parody)" but "McKinsey Bezos" is, unfortunately, perfect --
  • 2 star rating Viewpoint discrimination is poison to a free society. Justice Samuel Alito, Iancu v. Brunetti (2019). --
  • 5 star rating Is Graham really going to defend the proposition that the judiciary is an appropriate place for a partisan hack like Samuel Alito? --
  • 3 star rating Security is asking of political Justice Samuel Alito, a very quick break. --
  • 1 star rating I suppose it would be wrong to wish for the fairy to visit Clarence Thomas and Samuel Alito in January... So, I won't. --
  • 5 star rating He is a fucker. See - it s easy. --
  • 1 star rating Obviously I don't think that's the kind of person KBJ is but saying this while Samuel Alito exists is hilarious. --

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