Red Symons

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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 5 star rating Where's Red Symons with the gong?? --
  • 5 star rating I'd love to see Sam Newman, Red Symons and Jeremy Clarkson trying to prove each other wrong. --
  • 1 star rating People get waylaid by Red Symons carry-on on Hey Hey, but he was / is a seriously good guitarist and made the Skyhooks sound. --
  • 4 star rating Todd McKenney is the Dancing with the Stars equivalent of Red Symons --
  • 4 star rating save ABC $ GET RID OF virginia trioli, Jon faine, Red Symons --
  • 3 star rating Watching Red Symons & Wilbur Wilde doing old KFC commercials. Productive Saturday night. --
  • 3 star rating "Next time I see a beautiful woman I'll be thinking she has jellyfish in her cheeks." - Red Symons --
  • 1 star rating Given they presumably only play the funniest bits on a radio promo I can only assume Red Symons show is utter poo --
  • 2 star rating Red Symons, as usual, is Molly s toughest critic. Get him his gong! What s your favorite Meldrum moment? --
  • 4 star rating Red Symons whilst in Skyhooks is what life's all about --
  • 1 star rating Rode past Red Symons the other day.. He was walking to the supermarket with a granny trolly.. I smiled as i zoomed by --
  • 3 star rating This guy across from me is losing his marbles because he is on the tram --
  • 5 star rating Red Symons gong suddenly relevant. --
  • 4 star rating Where's Red Symons with the gong when you need him. --
  • 3 star rating Henderson is now plainly frothing at the mouth, someone get Red Symons hook and pull him off --
  • 4 star rating The Oscars could have done with some Red Symons gong action there --
  • 3 star rating They need Red Symons with the Hey Hey gong for national anthem guy who stuffed up game --
  • 4 star rating Lets be real I'm just obsssed wih Red Symons so....774 it is. --
  • 4 star rating MAYTES' I was one of The Guys on Red Faces with Big Red Symons.! --
  • 3 star rating I know what this AFL brekky show is missing ... Red Symons and his Red Faces gong .... --
  • 2 star rating Excellent line from Red Symons this morning. 'I've never me a person who went to Rio and has read a book.' --
  • 5 star rating Can't remember who it was but one time a few of my buddies tried to convince me red symons played bass in skyhooks, not guitar. wtf guys --
  • 3 star rating To pinch a line from Red Symons, nothing wrong with being a self-tribute band . --
  • 4 star rating Winning isn't everything, but losing is nothing. - Red Symons --
  • 2 star rating Okay, can some please call Red Symons in here to stop this nanjiabin's video. Singing is rather terrible. --
  • 5 star rating ...always liked dancing & forming 'backbreaking bridge' on ground. Think she did Burlesque tease to Red Symons once & he loved - didn't gong --
  • 5 star rating Red Symons are forever --
  • 5 star rating I say this as a friend of Red Symons: this is audio he never imagined would see the light of day. ugly, but in its way private. i'm uneasy. --
  • 3 star rating Wait now he is racist it is very difficult to keep up can we create some sort of list --
  • 1 star rating The fact that he is still held up as some kind of celebrity says more about Australia than his race brainfarts. --
  • 4 star rating Has red Symons been sacked after calling interviewee yellow face --
  • 1 star rating I never understood how the ABC can broadcast a "best of Red Symons" on the weekend. His weekday show is rubbish. Truly. Ruly. --
  • 5 star rating What's happening with Red Symons? Is he ok ? --
  • 5 star rating Hurry back Red Symons --
  • 4 star rating Where the fuck is Red Symons with his gong? Get the fuck off my TV --
  • 5 star rating Red symons came into the cafe so naturally the chefs first thought was to start playing fucking skyhooks through the whole shop help --
  • 3 star rating Can we replace Red Symons with a robot? That would be a vast improvement if you can. --
  • 3 star rating Inspiring: Red Symons filmed himself attacking a Chinese miner to support marriage equality --
  • 3 star rating Red Symons you know you're getting old when you start listenin to 'talkback' wireless --
  • 1 star rating Watching the first and Red Symons telling Shirley Strachan to shutup, haha He was the boss of the band, apparently.. --
  • 5 star rating Even Red Symons would bang the gong on Dazza --
  • 1 star rating Red Symons has only had a wet dream six times in his life (all during a 1996 episode of Hey Hey It s Saturday) --
  • 3 star rating On a tram with Red Symons I would rather give him a ride imagine the Conversation you could have --
  • 3 star rating Did the singer just get trolled by ANZ audio staff? Is Red Symons up there? --
  • 5 star rating Red Symons Redemption --
  • 3 star rating Nothing wakes you up on Monday like a cup of coffee and a bizarre conversation with Red Symons. --
  • 2 star rating So far so bad it might work. where is Red Symons now when you really need some funny cutting insult --
  • 5 star rating Whinging sons to receive Red Symons recounts how embarrassing blender incident Michelle Keegan shows including Erin McNaught stuns --
  • 5 star rating Discussing car names for my sister s shiny new red 2009 Golf. So far: (Roll over) Red Rover Red Symons Chugga Chugga vrrrrbb verb DJ V Dubs --
  • 4 star rating You know that evil laugh Red Symons would do? I'm doing it now. --

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