I have a crush on Patrick Star and I'm not ashamed to admit it

Never be ashamed of having a crush on Patrick Star

American, Other (Famous from Spongebob Squarepants)

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He was named one of Top 100 Most Attractive Bald Head Men by our Man Crush Monday bloggers.

Patrick Star is BISEXUAL. He is bald (alopecia hair loss) and hot. Scroll down and check out his large body.

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Starfish have no brains. (That's why he is dumb) -- Melis ಇ
Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are. -Patrick Star -- Patrick Star
He is my bestest friend ever. :D <3 -- SpongeBob
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE-Patrick star...so inspiring :-) -- Batgirl
0wned by DodePersie ~ Starfish have no brains. (That's why he is dumb) -- anil dahal
Maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb. Patrick Star -- Shafa。
" · : I read about a superhero whose power is that he s really smart. My brain hurts just thinking about him." -- Daniela Antalan
Did Patrick Star seriously just say that iambic pentameter gives him a headache -- Das Butt

He is <3 -- GirlinGlasses
Starfish have no brains. (That's why he is dumb) -- Jack Sparrow
Holy shit, the dude who plays Harold in Under Wraps is also the voice of Patrick Star. -- raquel
The mummy is played by Patrick star tho -- Sean Sullivan
So who knew that the guy who Harold in Under Wraps is also Patrick star!? -- Stephanerzz✌
Starfish have no brains. (That's why he is dumb) -- Life Facts
Person in class asked me what Yik yak was today, is your name patrick star because where have you been living -- Peter Danos
Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don't get jazz. - Patrick Star -- Kollin White
This girl is patrick star dumb omg -- Drew Jenner
Is this the Krusty Krab no this is Patrick!!!!! -- blakecamp
So close I can almost taste it -patrick star -- Drugs
My spirit animal is Patrick Star. -- Hot Trash
"Sleep is for the weak."- Patrick Star -- Landyn Luther
Your estimated wait time is... 8 minutes *5 minutes later* Your estimated wait time is... 8 minutes -- Patrick Burkett
Family is everything -- Pat Wrenn
is this the krusty krab? -- Hzlink

Despite the fact I have crazy dreams & wake up thinking I'm Patrick star with squidward arms.. I wake up so refreshed with my headache meds -- kels
He is so Adorable -- Aikieeee✌️
Highly debating on whether or not my senior quote should be "Is mayonnaise an instrument? - Patrick Star" -- Tori Mayo
I want to be a patrick star. Although he's a stupid, but he's very loyal to his bestfriend :') -- 혜정
This is completely random, but I loathe Patrick Star. -- Ro Foster
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" -Patrick Star -- Luis Gonzalez
Ok fuck you. You fucking illiterate fucking cunt. Calling me Patrick star? Fuck off. Patrick star is a genius compared to you scum. Fuck you -- FUCKIN JAKE
Patrick star is bae -- Rachel Bonacci⚽️
Can we just talk about how Marshall Ericksen's dad is also the voice of Patrick Star and is from Burley and attended U of I?! -- Taylor Adele
Someone in my class asked "Is Bacteria Intelligent?" nigga had a Patrick Star moment -- Elizabeth
Patrick star saying weewooweewooweewoo is stuck in my head in this history class -- Brett
I was going to be patrick star but too late I'm so lame -- Celeste Olvera
Trusting you is my decision proving me wrong is yours. - Patrick Star -- $h¥@Nn
"Were not doing so well Patrick, we need a new tactic" 'I got it, let's get naked!' - Patrick Star -- Sam Luyk
Starfish have no brains. (That's why he is dumb) -- Fact
Also, Dauber is the voice of Patrick Star from Spongebob so seeing him as a Nazi on Oz is disturbing. -- Marisa Zavala
Maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb. Patrick Star -- Shafa Faiza ✌
Sometimes I wish I was Patrick Star so I could hide under a rock all day -- Paige Shafer
Patrick star is smarter than you -- Gavin Grant
"This may be a celebrity I don't know, but who is Patrick Star" -- Josh Swafford
Seriously you're as smart as Patrick Star, LA. -- Nate
"Is systematic oppression an instrument? " -Patrick Star -- DONG WIZARD
If Patrick Star can go to college, so can I. -- Lindsey Silver
Been single for so long! "Maybe it's cause you're ugly" -Patrick Star -- #RK10
Fell asleep in the tanning bed ln & now my face is as pink as Patrick star:( -- b☺️
Me having lots of friends is like patrick star being smart -- 世勋勋