Never be ashamed of having a crush on Mercury Morris I'm a crusher
Player of American football
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Mercury Morris is straight and has been downright flaming -- he is breaking our gaydar! Don't get me wrong but the manliest men often have man-crushes on effeminate men. It makes them feel even more manly. Scroll down and check out his short and medium hairstyles.
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Why People Have A Crush On Mercury Morris
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With the UF streak at 9 games, I sometimes wonder if Ainge is like Mercury Morris and celebrates when the streak continues -- Andrew Darago
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Superbowl is 2 undefeated teams, he is forced to watch the game, MVP gets to sock him in the gut -- Jessica Hudnall
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Mercury Morris never sent Eli a package did he? -- sick boy
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About them Cowboys!!! Romo protected in pocket & Murray looks like Mercury Morris running through & around tacklers. Defense has surprised -- john chergi
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*Mercury Morris pops all of the champagne* -- StantonSMASH
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Mercury Morris popping bottles or nah? -- 10&6
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Where is Mercury Morris? It might be time -- Osuwo
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I'm a die hard fan but the more I see of Mercury Morris the more I dislike him. He's an egotistical, arrogant man. -- Craig MacLeod
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1972 Bob Griese went down Dolphins went undefeated with a backup QB riding mercury morris it's possible -- JM
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If you get the Dolphins themed living room, Mercury Morris sprays champagne all over it, then steals the TV and sells it for crack. -- Captain Billips
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Ricky Williams, Delvin Williams, Lamar Smith, Larry Csonka, Karim Abdul-Jabbar, Reggie Bush, Ronnie Brown & Mercury Morris are in 1K club. -- Omar Kelly
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He is the man -- Oliver K
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Marshall RB Devon Johnson is built like Larry Csonka with the speed and moves of Eugene Mercury Morris. Combines best of 72 Dolphins. -- Frank Giardina
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He is popping champagne right about now -- Mark Neal
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Who is the Lions' 0-16 version of Mercury Morris? -- Butch
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Who is Detroit's Mercury Morris? The obnoxious one who you here from every time the last 0 for team wins? -- Seth Stone
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So are the '08 Lions popping bottles like Mercury Morris right now? -- Jonathan Alvarez
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Jesus is undefeated in the Take that, Mercury Morris. -- liam
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So does Rod Marinelli pop a bottle like Mercury Morris does when the last undefeated goes down? -- Michael McQueen
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I bet Mercury Morris was so fucking nervous about that game. He was high during the whole 4th quarter. -- Zexy Ambassador™
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I'll be popping champagne like Mercury Morris when the Raiders get a win this year...0-16 is our record, not gonna share it -- Billy
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Really NFL network....nobody is even undefeated and I still have to see Mercury Morris!?! -- Caselton
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Lawrence Tynes chirping the Pats is literally one of the saddest things I've ever seen. Go hang out with Mercury Morris bro. -- Costa
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Most shocking ongoing development from Still no word from Mercury Morris? -- Steve DelVecchio
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Warriors down 7 in the fourth. Scottie Pippen is preparing to join Mercury Morris for a glass of sour grapes champagne. -- Chris Vognar
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Imagine being the guy who gets mad abt 95-96 disrespect but also complains about mercury morris and the 72 dolphins. aka born 1978-1990 guy -- NovaDenBamaGSWCubs
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Ron Harper is in a hotel room with Mercury Morris holding a bottle of champagne waiting on the Warriors lose. -- Choochie Meaner
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I wonder if Bumpus Jones is out there popping champagne like Mercury Morris and the '72 Dolphins. -- John Kreuzer
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Bumpus Jones is going Mercury Morris right now but with moonshine instead of champagne. -- Wes Reynolds
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Scottie Pippen is turning to the Mercury Morris of the NBA -- TRV$
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So...if the Warriors fall short, does Scottie Pippen go all Mercury Morris & pop open a bottle of bubbly? -- Drunken Philosopher
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Welp with that Golden St. loss somewhere Mercury Morris....I mean Ron Harper is ready to pop the champagne bottles -- Ron Hughley
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Scottie Pippen is Mercury Morris 2.0 -- TheeReff
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Scottie Pippen aka Mercury Morris of the NBA is popping some grey goose right now since the Warriors won't break his Bulls record -- Talib Babb
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Scottie Pippen is basketballs Mercury Morris... he was Robin his whole career talking trash like he was Batman -- Scott Cruz
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Scottie Pippen is the NBA's equivalent of Mercury Morris....not that I disagree with him. -- Leading (non) Expert
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Scottie Pippen is the Mercury Morris of the NBA. -- joshweiner
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I bet he is just dying to share an opinion on this Warriors team. -- Eliot Rowland
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Scottie Pippen is basketball's version of Mercury Morris. He probably tells people he played defense uphill both ways on 11 foot hoops. -- it me papa ron
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Hope John Boehner is celebrating the AHCA fail like Mercury Morris does every season when the last undefeated NFL team loses, with champagne -- Sport Large
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As the sports legend Mercury Morris staded, " Don't call me wen you're on my block, call me when you're on my street " Getting close. ... -- John mark simmons
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Bearcats fans are the Mercury Morris to Xavier's Final Four chances. -- Cincy vs. Everyone
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Somewhere somebody who cares about such things is very confused by the seemingly random spike in Mercury Morris s Q score. -- Mike L. Goodman
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Who is England s Mercury Morris? -- Big Cat
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Whoever is the Mercury Morris of the Invincibles is getting the champagne ready. -- Josh Creek
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Who is the Mercury Morris of the Arsenal Invincibles? Does Pires have bars? -- Say hi if you're in Philly
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Who is the Mercury Morris of the Arsenal Invincibles? Does Pires have bars? -- K
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Eight first-quarter assists for LeBron James as Scott Skiles takes a seat next to Mercury Morris. -- Ben Axelrod
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I hate all Morris s now. Zack Morris. Morris Day. Morris Chestnut. Alanis Morrissette. Mercury Morris. -- zgordon5
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You retire when the game is tired of you. You quit when you re tired of the game - Edward Mercury Morris -- SharkBait
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