M C Hammer

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Rapper, entrepreneur, actor (Famous from U Can`t Touch This, Too Legit To Quit, Hammer Time!, Parachute Pants)
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3 star rating
Rated by 50+ man-crushers
  • 1 star rating Bless everyone in this Jamba Juice not too cool to visibly show they enjoy "U Can't Touch This" by M.C. Hammer. --
  • 2 star rating Walking in the street down university because some asshole decided 4pm is a great time to water the quad --
  • 1 star rating Aladdin's character is based on three celebrities: Tom Cruise's face, Michael J Fox's personality and M.C Hammer's clothes! --
  • 5 star rating Early day and back to watch the masters!! --
  • 5 star rating Omg m/c/hammer is following darren. lol what --
  • 1 star rating M.C. Hammer should've made the last song about butts. Now it's like every single artist out there is trying to make butt songs --
  • 1 star rating That's it! I'm not being friends with 'M.C Hammer' ever again! ...Round his house, he never let's me touch anything! --
  • 3 star rating I really hate going shopping with M.C Hammer. He won't let me touch anything. --
  • 3 star rating Am I the only one who thinks that M.C. Hammer is great music to code by? --
  • 3 star rating Do you think Benedict's ring tone is U can't touch this by M.C. Hammer ? --
  • 5 star rating 1995 - M.C. Hammer played a benefit in Moscow for Russian Prime Minister Viktor Chernomyrdin's political party, Our Home Is Russia. --
  • 5 star rating Served in the navy, iconic 80's rapper, Reverend, and gave until was broke. Damn it M.C. Hammer, stop making yourself so loveable. --
  • 2 star rating Tswift you really need an acting coach but I applaud you for the male Versace models and red bottoms --
  • 3 star rating M.C Hammer didn't promote a song called "Mullet time". Mullet your time is up. --
  • 3 star rating Someone needs to tell M C Hammer that nobody really wanted to touch it anyway --
  • 3 star rating I bet going to M.C. Hammer's house would be so annoying. He wouldn't let you touch anything. --
  • 5 star rating Discovered my dog is a secret M.C. Hammer fan. Or at least really likes my Hammer Dance. Or likes me looking like a deranged crustacean. --
  • 5 star rating Is this the show that had m.c. hammer and psy? --
  • 5 star rating Hold up hold up hold up hold up Say what You thought I meant rapping like M.C hammer what I'm really talking about is wrapping like Santa --
  • 1 star rating Awwww bless their little Grundies, the Ink video is so blooming spiffing i could just do a lil M C Hammer dance i'm that proud!!! --
  • 5 star rating Hold up hold up hold up hold up Say what You thought I meant rapping like M.C hammer what I'm really talking about is wrapping like Santa --
  • 4 star rating Este black friday me agarro mas quebrada que M.C Hammer --
  • 5 star rating 10. U Can't Touch This - M C Hammer --
  • 3 star rating I just watched an hour-long documentary on M.C. Hammer. Thanks internet. --
  • 2 star rating The jogger sweatpants some of you dudes are wearing crack me up, they look like M.C. Hammer's shuffle pants --
  • 5 star rating S/O to da homie M.C. Hammer Hammer dont hurt them --
  • 3 star rating How do I tell Leyla I'm abandoning our M.C. Hammer and Sickle costume to be a Russian spy --
  • 3 star rating Wanna Be The Man - Earth Wind & Fire Feat. M.C. Hammer / Heritage --
  • 2 star rating Dear iTunes: if I click on debbie Gibson Id prefer m c hammer not to play! Yes folks I'm old schooling it! --
  • 5 star rating Going M....C...Hammer.... --
  • 3 star rating El primer CD que compré en fué el de M.C. Hammer. ¡Ah verdad!, ¿Gané? XD --
  • 5 star rating U Can't Touch This by M.C. Hammer --
  • 4 star rating Unlike M.C. Hammer, I'm just legit enough to quit. --
  • 5 star rating M.C. Hammer - Have You Seen Her --
  • 5 star rating U Cant touch this // m.c hammer --
  • 5 star rating Roy Jones and his M.C. Hammer tuxedos --
  • 4 star rating I bet M.C. Hammer would let a lot more people touch him these days. --
  • 5 star rating Los mejores u2/ m.c.hammer/michael Jordán/ floid/jackson/metálica/ Cristiano Ronaldo/ los demás son segundones/ no hay quien me pueda replic --
  • 5 star rating M.C. Hammer Toss --
  • 3 star rating Siapa teroris yang suka pakai celana gombrong dan sulit disentuh? NOORDIN M C HAMMER --
  • 4 star rating Martha Stewart broke? Or m.c. Hammer broke?....M.C. HAMMER BROKE --
  • 4 star rating M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. --
  • 3 star rating Come on m.c. hammer time play fair rosberg were watching you no help tomoz massa. Come on lewis --
  • 3 star rating Quote: "I don't know M.C. Escher, but I know M.C. Hammer." Can't make this stuff up folks. --
  • 5 star rating M.C. Hammer f/ VMF- Sultry Funk --
  • 4 star rating 2 LEGIT TO QUIT by M.C. HAMMER on Old School 94.5! --
  • 5 star rating Ugh I'm a boy off the block playing stick ball of the wall with that money bag on deck. Stoop hot with that m.c Hammer collect 718 --
  • 1 star rating And I know M.c. Hammer gonna fuck some shit up for these new cats in the industry who think it's been so sweet....no ZPhiB --
  • 1 star rating Trades and rumors with the A's, IMO, are surprising. The rest of the team needs to worry if M.C. Hammer is signed as a batboy. --

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